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maerinah: pastel chaeyoung for anon ♡
squeakykins: iggyroselia: allbecauseoftheboys: Dear Mom and Dad, This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will
Sobbing because my laptop chargers wire is ripping apart and the only way to get it to work sometimes is purposely bending it(which means ripping it apart further) And it can only take so much and I fear that it soon will stop bending the way I want it
the-absolute-best-posts: ludwiglovesthebottom so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
That dumb moment when you hear your mom announce that she made fresh sweet te and cookies, so you pause your movie excited and jumped up running downstairs.. only to realize your drunker then you thought and trip standing up and fall back down..I’m
Mannn I’m feeling out of it today I took a 4 hour nap out of no where and then took like 3 small 30 mins naps each after that and now it’s 10 pm and I’m still so sleepyyyy dozing off all around the house idk what’s going on but I’m exhausted
catsandwich: catsandwich: OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1? i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended
I turned on my lamp and it caught on fire and my mom and sister started panicking but I started laughing because all I could think was that I could relate to my Sims now
….. in what fucking universe is that normal? I mean Im sure he’s perfectly normal himself… but that hobby? Normal? No…
Decided to colour this one
phil-the-stone: jake peralta + that one text post about Different Friends
so there is a smart tv in my house and I almost put the porn I am watching by mistake on TV…the TV my mom is currently watching omg
punjabiyogi: shuttersmiley: beethreefour: frankensteinfanclub: thackarybynx: euthanizeallwhitepeople: majiinboo: frankensteinfanclub: im losing my mind My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt
thefinefriend: nasfera2: thefinefriend: im your mom on vacation. call me mom. hot mom™. Does that make you thefinemomfriend? if it rolls off the tongue nice
ahmbaar-ruhnay: murderweapon: fuckrashida: kontrollsysteme: boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy This hurts my heart :( girl. This doesn’t surprise me. Yeah, it’s sad, but white parents-especially the mom (cuz woohoo gender roles)-don’t bother to learn how
marlind: im sorry mom
ac-cy: thottweiler: punacceptable: yeoja: oak23: Being Asian and meeting your Asian friend’s family when you can only speak English. im the mom I’m the Asian friend that makes everyone else look bad me when my coworkers bring their friends
officialfrenchtoast: mom: is that a hickey me: what hickey
yup-that-exists: World’s Okayest Mom Mug Do you have a mom that’s just okay? Let her know how much you think she’s okay with the World’s Okayest Mom Mug. BUY IT HERE
tonyabbot: tumblingtubbies: tonyabbot: send your mum my dick pic for mothers day like my mom has always said: “it’s the small things that matter the most.” fuck my life im so mad
rainbowraconteur: That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails.
officialfrenchtoast: mom: is that tumblr me: no
ashtonshugedick: my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
captainarlert: ironmanarlert: eren has distinctly sea-green eyes and they are constantly leaking they’re watery like the actual sea and i just think that’s a really fascinating symbol He might just be crying because his mom died He might just
snatchedweaves: That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
hopeslostpages: eridians: mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.
nourrice: drakesactualwife: hoodrichjay: bamalam31: Oh shit! “WOP THAT ASS” 😭😭😭 Idek what to say im legit her mom
iamafoolinlovewithtime: I’m watching paranormal activity 3 with my mom and she keeps saying “That is such a nice house. I wish we lived in that house” and Im like mom THERE ARE DEMONS IN THAT HOUSE THO. and shes like “but its so nice”
So I got a shit ton of food this weekend because of my birthday and yeah, mom spoils me. I’m really surprised that I’m not freaking out over how much food I are today. I even ate ketchup, with fries at lunch. I don’t remember the last
exitwound:There’s rice that becomes stronger and more beautiful after a day in the fridge and a fry and there’s rice that won’t make it at all
“She was born a girl and wants to be a boy”“She’s so muscular for a girl!”“That’s not fair to all the other wrestlers”“I bet her mom like ‘my daughter got fucked up’!”Kill meFucking kill meHEHE IS OBVIOUSLY A TRANS MANTHIS IS WHY
adkfjasf my mom’s so cute!!!
rlaph: My mom wants me to start drama
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
im literally asking my mom if i should do that project or not
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
derailment but, my mom left for bed a little bit ago but before she went she said “Please don’t stay up til 3am watching Korra” im just sobbing laughing sdghas im sorry i can’t promise that
my mom and i were cleaning out my closest, moving and throwing away old things like shit back from high school and old plushim gonna use the extra space to store my pokemon stuff LOL im gonna set up a nice space to do my LPing when i get to that
tarynel: fun-ta-mental: trynagetmylifetogether: kween-geetaaa: ladycreep: sizvideos: A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video) Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition
delvg:“This is who we are, this is who I am, and if you think that you can stop me then you need to think again.”
gems-n-kyojin:airbenderedacted: 6 minutes. 6 whole minutes of Mom Squad. Amazing. This this omg is pearlfection (nailed it)
I love this AU so much, here’s ask-half-of-square-mom and theovercookedrunt‘s awesome take on Ruby and Amethyst. I fell in love with the fact that they bonded through Nicki Minaj songs omfg
Im sorry people thinking that my family of love blog is quality and that I have everything planned to a T but like I came up with that Sardonyx thing like RIGHT as I was typeing out the answer omfg
soupery: bunch of stakes doodles bc im really pumped!! also i love the theory that marcy’s mom and simon were related mostly bc of this and the iry storyboard :v
It’s gonna get pretty cold over here this week and I kept thinking that Steven has THE BEST ways of keeping warm
rupphiiire: “mom squad” it was made for her~~
Okay Im going to class but I had a thought that I need to write outa branch of ‘No Chill Sapphire’ that is ‘Baseball Mom Sapphire’100% cheerleader extraordinaire that will cuss the shit out of the umpire for any call that goes against her wifes
im-studying-mom: amarelysmatus: iatetheteenagedream: fearof-rejection: the feeling when you hear something that kills you and you try your hardest to look fine This is me everyday This was me yesterday.. my father told me “you’re an inconvenience in
alizabug: A while ago i read this theory that mom lalonde wrote wizardy herbert and posted it online, and rose read it and was a huge huge fan but she didn’t know her mom wrote it, and tHAT’S ADORABLE
thought about mom-ochromes today
look at that small fucking bean baby hotaru
SO, while mom and big sis rocked the bun look, i think im gonna steer away from that for weiss. the side ponytail look will stay, but will be presented in a more “adult” way. it will keep weiss unique, and shes always been the rebellious child anyways
lovestruckvoltage: This week, we’re sharing our sketches and color concepts for Medusa’s first Season 4 EI! Our artist sends this message: Are there any specific EIs or titles that you’d especially like to see the production sketches of? Let
sims moms just had their second baby tonight……. it is a boy…..hallelu
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
