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Im 25yrs old and have always disliked my vagina. Now im so happy with its size.. And you should be happy, it’s beautiful!
vitaminkae I feel like a criminal having missed your birthday I hope I’m not too late to hand over these old gay dorks to you. Happy Birthday Kae I hope you had a very syrupy birthday! <3
thestylesgifs: 261117 | Harry talking to nine year old Abraham in the crowd @ Sydney
zozozartcorner: (look im not dead! just thought i’d let ya know)
zozozartcorner: askthegirlwiththebandana: (too lazy to finish it so im leaving it like this) (reblogging for people of different timezones)
im crying these things are so old the links link to photobucket LMAO heres when i was preparing my Suì-Fēng outfit (idk why its so tiny)i cant believe this one
im yelling, why dont we have portable chargers in this house
oh my god I want toget fucked by the badass field tracker woman in Monster Hunter SO BADUGHHHH THIS HOT OLD FOXBUT THEN ALSO WE GET THESE SMOKING LADIES TOOthe handler is cute too but she ain’t got shit on these sexy!! powerful!! women!! I’m thirsty
t-pose-to-assert-gayness:ze-pie:my post is LITTERED with bot reblogs and spam sugar daddies im ANGERYSis shut your millennial ass up and take the old boomers’ money GOD I WISH BUT THEYRE ROBOT BOOMERS :(((( MFS GON DRAIN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND BRICK
I have to clean my room but instead Im going to avoid it by insisting that my theme is getting old and taking hours on fixing it :P
psychedelicpaprika: “ Im Usagi Tsukino, 16 years old and a bit rash and a crybaby, but Im actually the agent for love and justice, SAILOR MOON!” Usagi / Photographer / Mamoru IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS PICS ;A; Sailor moon is so so important
Random 2 am post on my past In my young innocent teen years I thought the term “wet dream” meant you had a pee dream and like wet the bed .. so for like at least a year or 2 I used that phrase on my old omo sites when making post or stories ..and
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: oh man my dad found an old book outside his work and when he opened it foreign money fell out of it Im on a search to find out what it is okay so ITS 500 CAMBODIAN RIELS IM SO EXCITED LETS
im so old and broken down and it fucking sucks. take care of your body while you can. and also i am so irritable.
im going through my old oc sessions so i can delete stuff and i found this
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
cowsgomooandidotoo: ifuckinghatetomhiddleston: The ironic part is real life Tom is probably more ridiculous than the fictional guy in Old spice . Also I really hope Tom Hiddles does a cologne commercial this is art
compassionco:thatvegancosplayer: thecutestofthecute: merlynm: He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog. this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it He’s so happy he doesn’t
seerofsarcasm: satamoru: plintoon: satamoru: zoann: colormecalm: nonimaginaryfriend: americanairliines: Old hag by *veprikov Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world. I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY I
tinycartridge: Nintendo president/CEO Satoru Iwata, 1959 - 2015 ⊟ Nintendo’s president and CEO Satoru Iwata passed away yesterday after a year-long battle with bile duct cancer. He was 55 years old.Even before taking over the company in 2002, Iwata
officialfrenchtoast: margaerypendragons: I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD which one is which
taigasrandomshit: floydnphx: taigasrandomshit: jooshbag: gservator: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: dopeybeauty: when people ask how long you’ve been online I’m called out I feel so attacked This triggered a fight or flight response
malfoysotter: frozenpeaness: malfoysotter: there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them Oh like you weren’t the
so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip
Im so horny
Anyone have good suggestions on how to survive college? Im at my all time peak of stress. Im in achademic probation because I nearly failed every class the first semester and im in the same boat again. I cant ever find time to do my work, or if I do,
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: revisiting book series from childhood is so weird when you’re significantly older than the protagonist. as an 8 year old kid i was like “wow he’s 13 thats so old and mature” but now im like…..what
karyey:NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re
glitchyspecter: I colored and shaded a old sketch of mine and decided to keep this OC and name him kynrix, hes a shark boy and was kicked out of his kingdom for treason.i’ll expand on the idea later if i have the energy.
So im watching old PLL episode's and im like:
found an old conversation with my sister where I tried to scare her
so I found some old videos I made while housesitting/before cam and they are very cute but very inappropriate
hopesmaerise: What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt they are both so adorable aaah
nobody knows the level of my anger at the fact that made my favourite movie ever (spirit: stallion of the cimmaron) into a show. the art style sucks and SPIRIT WASNT TAMED BY A WEIRD LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO GOT HER PARENTS TO BUY HER A HORSE NO. HE
OMG IM SO DUMB AND SLOW, IM WATCHING OLD POKEMON EPISODES ON BOOMERANG AND I JUST REALIZED THAT BUTCH AND CASSIDY HAVE A RATICATE (RAT) BECAUSE ITS OPPOSITE TO MEOWTH WHICH IS A CAT DHSGHAKJD
I’m laughing so hard dsgha okay last night they added Asami as Korra’s gf ((big win for us)) on the Wiki but then i go on the Wiki today to show my mom and THEY TOOK MAKO OFF AS AN EX AHAHAHA like who cares he’s old news, Asami as
stellalights: Steven Universe - old theme vs. new theme
ughhh i want a new laptop, mine lags so badly from doing nothing likesometimes just scrolling through tumblr makes the fan start to blow really loudly and its not even overheating or anything cause its still cool it just gets slow and then the fan is
Homestuck nostalgia post
cutedatesuggestions:cute date idea: we go to an arcade. we battle each other at skiball and after we spend all our quarters we eat pizza. you kiss me. life is good.
delvg:I love my little sis so much, I just found this in her art folder.She’s like a 12 year old Mini Me sometimes~
You make me laugh and you’re one of my favorite people to see on here, so have an old Garnet doodle with the insane curls I always give her :,) <3 thanks for being amazing and you! (by @bella-aubri)
I’m so late but I just realized that ‘Same Old World’ is a parody of 'a Whole New World’ omfg they even go all around flying over new places On a magic Lapis ride
scribbledabble:I bet her disguise was probably some old hand-me-downs.
wlwvoltron:sometimes i remember that pidge has canonically like…committed treason or something like it when she was 13 or 14 years old and hacked into the garrison’s computers and just think…that’s my girl
So I recently got a new computer (I was playing on an really old laptop), and I used to play with a controller w/ an adapter for PC, but now I’ve been learning how to play with a keyboard an mouse for the past 3 days and it turns out that??? I’m a
systematicslytherin: cocofinny: thefloatingstone: marloviandevil: dayoldhakarl: lotrlocked: phylix: smol-bean-meme-machine: biggest-gaudiest-fish: butteryswimmingthing: biggest-gaudiest-fish: fool-errant: bellamynochillblake: im-reddie:
It’s my b-day! A close friend of mine got me a whole Serrano ham for my birthday (no really I’m just as shocked as you) and my family had gotten me some stuff to eat with it and I’m going to eat so much ham I’m gonna pass out,
OH MAN i just finished re-watching ep 1 of kannazuki no miko with subs not dubs cause like even tho the english voice actor of Chikane is like ‘A fucking plus your voice is perf so great wow’ Himeko’s hurt’s my ears somewhat klhdgh
im srry guys im trading in my old art style to something more suitable for kawaii negitoro dokis
eevachu: dailydot: This horny 100-year-old granny gave the best local TV interview ever I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.
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i was just searching through old posts looking for a specific drawing when i realized (or didn’t realize) how many asks i got back in the day asking me if i shipped ruby/yang since i ship monochrome so muchwhy were y’all like this
so, guardian AU. that was a thing. a thing maybe ill doodle again
ive drawn some things recently but its all n/sfw so it cant go on this blog lmao whoops
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