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phanromantictrash: drawing meme inspired on markiplier’s reading your comments video. “im a single father of two.” featuring chica and lego. Entirely accurate, but in reality it’s slightly gayer.
I’m a couple of days late for a Halloween post but hey!! Happy Halloween!Cat Noir’s been poppin up on my twitter feed lately (IM LOOKING AT U, ELI) and I got so curious I looked him up?? Apparently Eren’s VA is gonna be Cat Noir’s VA in Tales
Mcsweezy Mc Sweez (@Mcsweezys) | TwitterJust a reminder that I do have a twitter for peeps, since apparently tumblr is doin something weird with nsfw art accountsI’ll make an actual post later about it when im at my computerhttps://twitter.com/Mcswe
godstab:me when im vigorously shaking a toy in front of my cat who is completely apathetic to my apparently feeble attempts at play
aflo:copywriteddad:aflo:aflo:aflo:4LUNG POST BLAZED ONTO MY DASH EW EW KILL ITi would be telling her to crawl back into hell but apparently ms. lung has me blocked. at least i know im doing something rightWHAT Funniest possible outcome outside of her
stonerdiapercouple: trying to make a messy in my pull up and take a picture at the same time is apparently not as easy as i thought!:( also im a lil blonder now:)
rakatakat: rakatakat: LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants
suspenderlady: SO APPARENTLY TODAY WAS PICTURE DAY AT SCHOOL NOBODY TOLD ME THIS IM LITERALLY DRESSED AS LEVI AT SCHOOL TODAY MY HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PICTURE AND STUDENT ID CARD ARE ME DRESSED AS LEVI FROM ATTACK ON TITAN
brainbubblegum: rakatakat: rakatakat: LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee
kaypos:i know im my own worst sabateur bc today i had to recover a password and when it came time for me to answer my security question, apparently i had just set it to the words “new phone” so i stared at that a while trying to figure out how the
onedoomedspacemarine: catsjudgement: butchgender: I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i Reasons to
catsjudgement: butchgender: I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i
zombres: #I remember when the ‘95 PandP came out (what im old) and before it aired people were up in arms #bc apparently it was ‘sexy’ and people were distraught at this #but they didnt realise it was andrew davies ‘sexy’ which means like
defenestrations: bonnieventure: my sister really likes those just dance games and apparently in the one for 2016 they’re putting in miku and im so like flabbergasted at this choice, in the year 2016, of all things like. where was the board meeting
my-dads-the-king-of-hell: so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for 逕, (躔 for the shoulder plus 踡 for the hand an forearm) and a leg can sell for 躔 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) So
becomming: xlizardx: Apparently this is “The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken.” why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
since apparently im a pro at being a human here are some tips
I’ve been gaining a lot of followers lately (hi!!) but apparently I’ve also been losing a ton because I’m two or three down from my highest even after gaining at least six. I’m pretty sure some people can’t handle the amount
So apparently I’ve worked my ass off to graduate college in 3 years for my family to not remember what degrees/majors I graduated with, what firm im working at, or what ranking I am (not too big of a deal but come on just dont say it at all if you
candyman1992: corememories: Apparently there are train tracks at #disneyland the last one he just tripped on the fuckin g curb im dying
wizardlyghost:magz:bihet-dragonize:cleverclara:kurbaga:disregardcanon:totallynotagentphilcoulson:sleepsleepnotwoke:somethinginsideyourhead:somethinginsideyourhead:somethinginsideyourhead:apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE! APPARENTLY THE CURE FOR MY ILLS IS TALKING ABOUT IT. WITH OTHERS. BUT FUCK AM I AWKWARD. IVE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT IT EITHER. IM JUST FUCKED.
berandomness:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE! APPARENTLY THE CURE FOR MY ILLS IS TALKING ABOUT IT. WITH OTHERS. BUT FUCK AM I AWKWARD. IVE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT IT EITHER. IM JUST FUCKED. ANGER, RAGE, FURY.
cheppo: cheppo: cheppo: iM GONNA DIE apparently a freshman animation student whom i’ve never met left a note on my desk at school saying they like my work and asking if i want to hang out sometime W OW C U T E pls tell me this is nOT THE CUTEST
rawclass: hzlhrst: corememories: Apparently there are train tracks at #disneyland that third one im fucking screaming At least I’m not the only one that does this…lol
kaypos: i know im my own worst sabateur bc today i had to recover a password and when it came time for me to answer my security question, apparently i had just set it to the words “new phone” so i stared at that a while trying to figure out how the
happy easter friends!! I spent my morning throwing up right before searching for eggs, apparently im sick so bye bye all my chocolate I just received
Ahhhh so I just got a package from @dartty and tfw she gets you Tracer’s jacket on the day she’s revealed gay, coincidence??? I think not !!!Also omgggg look at the little Anubis Pharah ;;;;;; that’s my fav skin for her !!! and eeee Pokemon ramune,
greased-axel: im so mad at myself because apparently the word “vanitas” comes from the latin word meaning “emptiness” and my first thought was “not if i can help it”u h
APPARENTLY EVERYONE EXCEPT LOUIS HAS TOO MUCH GOING ON RN TO RESPOND TO A FREAKING LETTER IM LOOKIN AT U KING BYRON FOUR LETTERS OUT AND NOT ONE RESPONSE u testing my patience rn i s2g
andromedaofwysteria: corpxe: APPARENTLY EVERYONE EXCEPT LOUIS HAS TOO MUCH GOING ON RN TO RESPOND TO A FREAKING LETTER IM LOOKIN AT U KING BYRON FOUR LETTERS OUT AND NOT ONE RESPONSE u testing my patience rn i s2g BYRON HAS DOCUMENTS TO READ!! HE
clairese1980: corpxe: andromedaofwysteria: corpxe: APPARENTLY EVERYONE EXCEPT LOUIS HAS TOO MUCH GOING ON RN TO RESPOND TO A FREAKING LETTER IM LOOKIN AT U KING BYRON FOUR LETTERS OUT AND NOT ONE RESPONSE u testing my patience rn i s2g BYRON HAS
pixleys: Still from the new adventure time miniseries stakes they previewed at comic con today!
vicarious–vagabond: apparently michaela dietz recorded lines for like, random pedestrians in GTA V and someone pulled all of them out of the game and i’m losing my mind because her speaking voice is her ‘amethyst’ voice
so APPARENTLY miku came in but they needed a signature for the package and for some dAMN REASON I DIDN’T HEAR THE DOORBELL (i was sleeping) and now i have to wait until tomorrow rn im just
dashingicecream: e h h h only practice/study doodles since im not used to drawing them yet hah h hh
