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At least I think I looked cute today! ☺️ Today is the first day of shooting a parody that I wrote and am directing. This is the first time I’m taking these roles and am SO excited about it. But this morning, after I landed in Vegas, I collapsed

grapes-of-laugh: fidefortitude: fidefortitude: i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep. @me: what the fuck OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE

What if your icon aged but you stayed the same?

I was woken up because my grandma sent a mass text to the whole family that consisted of a really long poem she wrote about Jesus and then everyone started to have unrelated conversations on it so my text tone kept going off every 2 seconds until I was

fidefortitude: fidefortitude: i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep. @me: what the fuck OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE

grapes-of-laugh: fidefortitude: fidefortitude: i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep. @me: what the fuck OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE

fidefortitude: fidefortitude: i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep. @me: what the fuck OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE

grapes-of-laugh: fidefortitude: fidefortitude: i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep. @me: what the fuck OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE

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