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Your wife didn’t know when she woke up and drank her coffee on the couch that…That was the very spot where she was gonna get fucked like a bitch in heat that afternoon by your newly moved neighbour.

gothlolita: imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

I keep having such awful dreams wtf. When I woke up this morning I was so scared I couldn’t move

I keep having such awful dreams wtf. When I woke up this morning I was so scared I couldn’t move

I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted

Guys I just woke up as I was mid-fucking-orgasm in a dream and came in real life!!

Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in

Wakes up at 3:00am and immediately gets up and goes down stairs to eat a slice of cold pizza in the dark

Soooo I wanted to share an omo story but I’m like wayyyyyyyy too shy to put it on my blog so I thought I’d submit it to you🙈So the picture don’t really do it justice heh >.< I woke up late for work that morning and was like, “Oh Crap!”

Spirit always fucking answers. All you gotta do is ask. It’s incredible. today I was all crying and confused and shit and I put my hands up and was just like “SPIRIT please help me see things clearly. please help me understand why I’m feeling

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

Woke up with an awful headache today. D was nice and gave me lots and lots and lots of orgasms to fix it. -T

darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

officialcrow: royalblueturtleneck: Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the

I had a day off from feeling intensely suicidal and then I woke up and was just like wow fuck being alive amirite!!!!please kill me I can’t do this anymore lmao!

kosmik-kiko:emberadorn: koobaxion:Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and

There really isn’t enough time in the day for me to talk about this show as much as I would like to

I woke up and logged in and tumblr was like “Dude, I don’t know what you did but you got so many messages” and I was like dang, that is a lot of messages, I hope I didn’t piss anyone off but it turns out I didn’t because

anyways, I’m over being upset about the episodes airing early internationally (I was actually over it when I woke up but I got annoyed by all the messages I woke up to telling me I couldn’t be upset and I’m stubborn so I was upset for an extra hour

zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

ommanyte: When you’ve been on bright, lovely mobile all day and haven’t succumbed to the darkness of the new tumblr blue

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

gothlolita: imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

Guys, guys I just woke up from a crazy dream okay so like I was staying at an inn, and I was dressed up as Sophie from Graces, and Grace you were there too except you were Asbel. Pat you were there too, but you were Pascal. You rocked those skinny black

i had this dream where nintendo had an event and they were giving out random event pokemon. like, you’d just go onto mystery gift and after you receive a wonder card and talk to the lady, you just get some event pokemon like meloetta or mew.

miyukiko: Woke up and felt like drawing Aoba… (what happens when I play DMMd OST in the morning) Total time was about 2 hours.

miyukiko: Woke up and felt like drawing Aoba… (what happens when I play DMMd OST in the morning) Total time was about 2 hours.

i just had a dream where there was a library called the shaq shack and for some reason it had a slogan that was “don’t shaq(like shag) in the stacks” bc for some reason ppl always went there to fuck and if u were caught shaq would be there to punch

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

ileftmyheartinwesteros: Read More ahoboandhisbox said: not to laugh at your issues, but that’s kind of funny. Man do you have any idea how disappointed I was when I woke up and the potatoes were gone? I was looking forward to those for breakfast

rubblygluvs: officialcrow: royalblueturtleneck: Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move

kaijuno: mr-stereotypical: kaijuno: My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

i don’t know why or maybe i’m lying to myself i’m just not ready to face it i guess. last night was a fluke thanks to a friends i just want to not think i woke up thinking and nothing really happened but already i just feel like crying

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

kitfisto: i dreamt i made a really funny tumblr post if only i could remember it. also dreamt that liam neesons name was qian zeeson and i woke up and was like man that’s hilarious and wrote it in my notes so i wouldn’t forget then i went back to

rubblygluvs: officialcrow: royalblueturtleneck: Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move

kaijuno: mr-stereotypical: kaijuno: My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

When i woke up this morning, like every morning it was still night; and there was a ring around the moon like in the song by Alessi’s Ark.It felt sort of very sacred and secret to see it, and my breath was making mist clouds for the first time this

so i was just looking at this sandwich website to order some food that my mom’s boyfriend went to grab and i was like ooh a bacon, lettuce, avacado, tomato! sounds good. and my mom grabs my butt and stomach and goes “you don’t need no

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

souljaboytellem: I woke up and was like damn all this shit mines? (Taken with Instagram)

inteligasm:cottoncondy:dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs

last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned on and for some reason we had sex but like anal and then I woke up and I was CONVINCED my ass hurt like even in my dreams he’s too big

this morning I woke up and I felt like I wasn’t in real life and I didn’t know where I was or why I was there but I was in my room?? and then the rest has been spent shaky and sicky so I’m sorry I haven’t been on lots

sooo I think I have arthritis or something lol, my knees have hurt really bad at random times for years so thats not really normal but after working the last two days with my hands non-stop I woke up this morning and my hand that I mainly used hurt and

arbors: helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure”

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

happy-blood: “It was a terrible surprise. It was probably the worst thing that has happened to me in my life. I remember the day after that I woke up and I was heartbroken that he was gone. I just felt like, ‘OK, so I get to wake up today and

wow I wished I lived in a city so then I could sit on top of actual buildings and actually observe STUFF but no I have to live in a boring suburb and the only rooftop I can sit on is my own and observe the grass and trees and other houses just sitting

itslaroneppl: thomasjay32: dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs

hugepoppa: jehovahs: I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee I had this happen before with a small plug during a show , I accidentally pushed it and it

lets-go-lesbos: Woke up and was feeling like I looked really good. Figured I’d take a photo. Note: Aaaand you were looking really good too O:

dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting

lavenderislovingyou: I was happy in the dream; but when I woke up it was with a feeling that I was falling apart, that I was cracking up from the inside and slowly falling to pieces. My heart was jumping and grating like a cold engine that doesn’t

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