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lavalauncher:Shitting Selfies: A Collection by Me I should also note I have the best morning hair of anyone you will ever know and the biggest poop I’ve ever taken weighed 3.2 lbs. No I didn’t weigh the poop, I weighed myself right before and right
fuckpigdianefans:REPOST ME AND WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL PIC ON DM, SHALL WE? :) PS. Upss! I pissed and shit myself :9
robopou: 66-seals-of-fuck-you: teamshercock: morango-flutuante: holly shit. I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself. If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night. If you get me this, I will blow
the-wag: Sooooooooooooooooooo what’s the legal stance on making pokemon shirts and selling them. Will I get the nintendo lawsuit dick raw or is it relatively fair game (If I draw it myself and all)? From what I have gathered it’s “sell shit until
My hand is doing well from some sketches I did yesterday, just tired muscles instead of being in excessive pain. Today I’m going to limit myself down to just one little page of doodles instead of the four or five I exploded yesterday. I think some
djairsurfer carbonoid carbonoid [[MO The new ep………..HOLY SHIT…like when ppl complained abt gem titties?? dude ppl will find anything to complain abt in this fandom is better to just post whatever u want and like block anyone who harasses
me-myself-and-will: Hey. Ask me shit.
pumpkinsinclair-nsfw: andava: I needed to do something for myself…I need to do a xmas specific one. I missed out on the sweater shit but I will do one shieeeeeeit. Tell me what you think? I go back to doing my commissionsoh here have a widescreen
kroberts19866: heavyryan: fatboydiet: I haven’t quite got to the “stop giving a shit” stage myself. I really like this getting closer to the last stage. Just be proud of the body you got. Some buddy will live you for it. Very true
drifloon: broki: funkdracula: tokoton: glorious I want all of these Christmas gifts for myself. things i want making my tumblr into an amazon wishlist give me “i am the shit” envelope and “i will kick you in the balls if i have
xnirox: I needed to take a little break and draw something for myself… I feel like shit Here’s my girl (or sona if you will) Røsslyng! She’s a female white tailed deer with antlers :D PATREON|DEVIANTART|FURAFFINITY Cuuuute <3
4testicles: IM BAAack ah…… oh shit this is site is collapsing. anyways, yeah, for the 3 or 4 people who still care, basically i’m back. I will explain myself on other sites. even if my tumblr survives the purge, i will not use tumblr anymore . what
I’m debating if I should do NaNoWriMo. I have been feeling like shit forever, because I’m so bored and wasting time and I know being creative will make me feel better. I have a bunch of ideas I can force myself to do. Any thoughts?
I wrote a large portion of the scene and wow ouch. Lots of conflicting feelings happening in it, holy shit. I also think I may have killed Zane while liveblogging it with him. But now I wrote myself into a dead end of sorts so hopefully I will know
sleezestiel: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and
theraggedyconsultingdetective: alexvlahos: I’m just going to stab myself in the face before next episodeI think stabbing myself in the face will be less painful than actually watching it. It doesn’t even matter what show you’re talking about
demavida: 66-seals-of-fuck-you: teamshercock: morango-flutuante: holly shit. I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself. If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night. I could cry There will be tears
lemystic: : I am my own person, and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm. (x) When will men realize this shit. There will never be a you over me situation. Sorry bout it.
tarynel: ankh-niggas-anonymous: http://creambmp.com/2016/07/09/man-fears-light-skin-girls-will-become-extinct-blacks-hate-whites/ I had to google this shit myself. Boy
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
king-of-aces: inquisitivepoet: lepoisonedchocolates: nyamennwunamawu: nigeah: glitterweave: dinkweed: I’M GONNA SHIT MYSELF I CANT LET THIS GO this is the only tv show my kids will watch whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? i hate this website lmao I’m
vanitykillsx: Just feelin myself. ~~ I will never understand people who feel they are entitled to belittle other people online. The most shit I cop on Instagram is always from men telling me how I don’t fit their criteria of attractive. What’s their
beafraidofjesus: One of my greatest fears is that someone will break into my house while I’m taking a shit. How am I gonna defend myself? Do I finish the shit????/?!?!?.
unicornfan: punchsportsandpunchlines: memejacker2kxx: holy shit this video is amazing “I could make a public fool of myself too” but instead I will stand angrily on a street corner with anti immigrant signs lmao this dude rules
If i hear “P O P hold it down” one more time…
monster-ballistics: weslah: gagadailyofficial: She was PISSED i would SHIT myself the arched eyebrow guys….heads will roll all of her fans sound the same oh my god. lol
molly-ren: kroberts19866: heavyryan: fatboydiet: I haven’t quite got to the “stop giving a shit” stage myself. I really like this getting closer to the last stage. Just be proud of the body you got. Some buddy will live you for it. Very
I don't think anyone is supposed to go through as much shit as I have this past month....
killbenedictcumberbatch: me @ myself” SHIT SHUTN U P SHUT UP SHUT UP WHO CARES SHUO UP U CAN JUST SHUT UP AND THIS WILL BE OVER
teaboot:teaboot:As a person who grew up at the foot of the mountains I will never ever ever understand plains and prarie dwellers that shit is insane. If you have no forests and caves then where do you hide from GodWhenever I find myself in a really big
just-shower-thoughts: I consider myself a relatively patient person when dealing with people but I will instantly lose my shit if my WiFi cuts out for more than 5 seconds.
non-binaryroot: me: I fucking hate myself, I’m a piece of shit fictional character: *reminds me of me in a lot of ways* me: THIS CHARACTER IS PRECIOUS AND I WILL DEFEND THEM WITH MY LIFE
missveeau: katskinx: the belt. *Shudders* Evil belt. One of very few implements that will actually make me shit myself.
lil-fishie: landmarks-of-the-universe: ohhjenesuispas: I will reblog this every time. Literally this. this shit is literally the reason i let myself get bad at science
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
if i don’t talk to myself who will
somebodycatchmybreathhhh: “I want to go to sleep and not wake up, but I don’t want to die. I want to eat like a normal person eats, but I need to see my bones or I will hate myself even more and I might cut my heart out or take every pill that was
alxparrish: I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story — I will. I will speak and share and fuck and love. I am myself. [insp]
alyssathepooh: I still feel like shit every time your name is mentioned. I hate myself I always will. I’m a disgusting human being and I fucking wish I was dead. Hearing you say you wish we never got together, well my rubber band broke, I lost two
cyndaquilpoop: reichenfeels: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
What is the point of getting with someone romantically if it isn’t going to work out for eternity? Oh. So I could have my heart ripped apart even more, and pieces of myself taken that I will never get back again? Fuck that shit.
I am performing self care and expressing myself. I am posturing as though I will blow the lid off some shit. by stoya
togepistew: monster-ballistics: weslah: gagadailyofficial: She was PISSED i would SHIT myself the arched eyebrow guys….heads will roll “Ga ga”
kushandwizdom: I used to be terrified of embarking on my journey because I knew it required a confident version of myself and I was way too shy for all of that shit. But this is my journey, and I cannot bare to deal with the regrets that will overshadow
Fuck, I get off early today and I’m gonna dress cute afterwards and take myself out. Gonna treat myself to a movie or some shit.
Soooo I’m p much the best aunt ever. I just bought my nieces and nephews a shit ton of awesome stickers and a dinosaur coloring book that I totally could’ve gotten for myself, but no. No I got it for them.
I made 24 cookies for myself. I ate 4 slices of pizza. I accidentally made my final essay, that I was supposed to blow away, a page short. I turned it in with literally 45 seconds to spare. I am the student my professor told her students not to
I will never send nudes. I will never ever ever post pictures of myself naked. I don’t give two shits if anyone else does. But I won’t. So don’t fucking ask.
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