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rocketraptor: And it’s finally up! I’m back into making Daki’s again under Mad Mable, and I’m starting it out with this. A Femdax for everyone to love. I’ve had people show interest in a Dax daki before, and I was joking about it a lot. But
mylittledoxy: This was initially a joke about making mega fans but I did it anyway… YAS JOIN US DOXY
bravoart: [NSFW]You should always remember to give your pizza guy a tip. In this case I’d definitely give him the whole dick. Also anon, please know how hard it was for me to not make a Drawn Together joke about this.
suisoku: shxtgotdamnbreezy: fuckyeahmyfaves: sofuckingbreezy: xfluffyunicorn: dopelikebreezy: This. OK THE ONLY REASON HE SAID THAT WAS SO PEOPLE WOULD STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIM HITTING RIHANNA HARDER THAN HURRICANE IRENE HIT THE CARIBBEAN.
This was initially a joke about making mega fans but I did it anyway…
my friend was complaining after school about how she didn’t get any posts in any school societies and how all of them went to people who already had posts in other societies. She was saying all this while her hand was on a lamp post so I told her
You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a
lydiaalin: katheis-kai-ta-opla-tou: chopgum: zigzaggrandvisior: chavabear11: highcheesewhiz: the ending omg W H A T @dest-chase @greyskycloud I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING
strawberrygiorno:stephanidftba:Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it. [Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender
Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for
xxtokyogirlxx: People making jokes about the tsunami that has happend in Japan. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! Imagine that woman was you! holding your child or your sister. How on earth can you make such horrible jokes when there are people dying, dead, missing
pinklikeme: denielsharman: denielsharman: UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this
mylittledoxy: This was initially a joke about making mega fans but I did it anyway…
lesbianvenom: i have never had so much second hand embarrassment in my life like i was trying to make a joke about this but i can’t i just can’t overcome the embarrassment
owlerart: mylittledoxy: This was initially a joke about making mega fans but I did it anyway… YAS. JOIN US DOXY. <3 <3 <3
bad dragon more like rad dragon (im so glad this pic just came up on my dash because i was about to make this joke regardless)
millionfish: So remember a while ago when I joked about making a caejose doujinshi?? Well it wasn’t a joke laughs even tho it’s just sketchily done in photoshop. If I may be blunt it’s all embarrassing yaoi so pls don’t look if that isn’t
stacee-not-jaxx:I love that for them 😌
whomackenzie: right after I drew this, I got a few “thanks but we found someone else “ e-mails from studios I applied to, so I was like… Thanks Greg, that’s actually encouraging. (even though I was trying to make a joke about how difficult
mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever
Bring revolution to the universe!
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
undercitytwerkteam: just so you know this was about the megacorporation coca cola hiring colombian death squads to murder trade unionists and not like, someone making a homophobic joke when they were 15
8bit-ghost replied to your post: I just noticed something well, do something about it then, i guess. sorry if that sounds harsh but you need to be more determined and take the initiative. this was supposed to be a comical post…
tacobelligerent: magicnein: let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys here i’ll start *white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke *white boy voice* but why is it only about white boys this is like racism
leras-sissy-slut: When I was younger I worked at this Pizza Hut. The manager was this older guy who was kind of a jerk. I’d always end up closing down the restaurant with him. He used to make jokes about how good I looked on my knees while I was
aquanutart: Originally this was a joke about Maribelle’s abysmal strength stat, but then I remembered that Pair Up doesn’t work like Rescue and we can no longer make our archers carry horses on their backs all over the battlefield, which is a downright
mskjj: This heifer can’t clear hurdles, but is trying to make a joke about someone who’s friend was killed?! Rachel was on the phone with Trayvon when he was killed. To make a joke about someone’s traumatic experience with tacky and classless.
volpesvolpi: I didn’t realize the grave robbing story was a meme?? I know I just talked about this, but I’m going to make a separate post because all the jokes about this kinda rub me the wrong way. This isn’t a “haha tumblr is so weird and
cottoncandyfeuilly: cottoncandyfeuilly: self care is walking into the forest and letting the fae take you pretty much all the responses on this are “don’t joke about the fae!!’ and i think you’re all missing the point that i was trying to make
amuseoffyre: highwaytohell-a: every time I remember about this spectacular moment, it just makes me happy (and also proud) that this joke was most probably written by an openly gay man (Chris Kelly) and performed by an open lesbian woman (Kate Mckinnon)
leras-sissy-slut:When I was younger I worked at this Pizza Hut. The manager was this older guy who was kind of a jerk. I’d always end up closing down the restaurant with him. He used to make jokes about how good I looked on my knees while I was
chopgum: zigzaggrandvisior: chavabear11: highcheesewhiz: the ending omg W H A T @dest-chase @greyskycloud I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING GOT ME
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
marydej: alunaes: marydej: Prank Call Babes How about DONT prank call and actually call with the intent to have your voice heard and potentially make a difference. Don’t make this into some sort of joke? Wtf Jesus. Christ. Why blow up? Was this
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me a favor and don’t
ashprincessmidna: mylittledoxy: This was initially a joke about making mega fans but I did it anyway… This is so fucking good
whomackenzie: right after I drew this, I got a few “thanks but we found someone else “ e-mails from studios I applied to, so I was like… Thanks Greg, that’s actually encouraging.(even though I was trying to make a joke about how difficult it
discount-supervillain: so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me
I wish I could say that I have been physically assaulted by my significant other’s mother and that it was a lie. I wish I could say it was a terrible joke, I wish I could make that statement and tell you that it isn’t the truth. But it is.