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babysubmissive: at first i misread this as ‘Daddy’s Little Shit’And I kinda like that a bit more hehehehe.
petsarah1984: derangedbabydoll: Doing tricks at the dog show. I misread this as ‘dong show’ at first… still fits.
So apparently, when you put the Taiwanese names of Overwatch characters into Google Translate, you get stuff like this.Because apparently it misreads the character for “Mei” (Beauty) as “Mei Guo” which means AMERICA!!!Fun Fact: Roadhog is known
I misread this as “misery”
ariyous-dusk-mod: ariyous-dusk-mod: I misread “sleep XP” as “sleep experience” and I started laughing. “Yeah. I’m a level 5 sleeper. Almost level 6. Which means I’m a pretty big deal around here to you nappers.” This post has
clopper-dude: teatimetiara: This post is brought to you by Lunar Lullaby. excellent bloooooooog you guys X3 Hee! …also, I misread that as “teat maria” for some reason. Dafuq. <___<’
iamaleximusprime: A commission for my friend AutoKnight01 from Deviant Art. This is his friend’s OC, Glitter Blush, and a present for her that he paid me to make. Hope the 2 of you like this cute pony! :3 I misread that as “Glitter Tush”
I was going through job listings and I misread “bookkeeper” as “beekeeper” and I had to mutter to myself “why the fuck does this school district need a beekeeper?” before I realized how silly that sounded.
seeingeyefalcon: mynnchestra: ive never wanted to not buy a game so hard i misread this as pewdiepie recommending the concept of death
emmajjjayne:i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat I misread this as wishing boys didn’t make you fat and I just thought“I guess you should just eat the lean bits then”
relatablepicturesofsadie:relatablepicturesofgregrelatablepicturesoflars I misread relatablepicturesoflars as relateablepicturesofstars (because the screenwipe is in the shape of a star) and was like “this trend is getting out of hand”
incidentally, I initially misread that last ask as “Amethyst Crossing” like Animal Crossing (rather than just the phrase like someone crossing something) and it made me think of how adorable it would be if SU did an AC parody or something where,
saturnisaturnip:Fenris between classes ✨✨
pisshero: iamemir: just a reminder that even if you don’t believe in yourself, lowpoly mario does sadly I misread this as ‘dies’ and
please don't be intimidated by me, I'm a fucking dork
lanternmoth: All this work because Lupo misread “Mongoose” as “Monsoon”. Have a Monsoon Mongoose going rawr. This was an insane amount of work, also if you aren’t Lupo please don’t use this [not that I think anyone would want to but yeah.]
blasianpoetry: justcallme-molly: What to say during sex ooh ee ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang I misread this as lyrics to Oochie Wally by Nas.
knighttimebutton: cerulean-warbler: this looks like something out of a horror movie #I misread this as tree of bees #and was like DON’T JUST STAND THERE RUN #THERE ARE BEES EVERYWHERE
not-tumbling:breya-etherium-shaper:unescoworldheritagepussy:oh no tiny baby clothes are cute is this how it startsFashion designing? Yeah. You gotta make it cute because babies are potatoes. i misread this as “babies are predators” i was so concerned
im-the-story-teller: mydrunkkitchen: gyllenhaha: you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away AND I LOVE IT I PEEL THEM ON PLANES I misread this as peeing an orange
scotchtapeofficial: jerryterry: scotchtapeofficial: do u ever give such a good ass speech about somethin in ur head and then ur like “god i should drop everything and just go into politics and fix shit myself” i just woke up and misread this as “I
imamuffingetoverit: bodts-eaten-side:Everyone needs this I misread it as Halloween and got really sad
jeffgayvis: laughingstation: when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something i misread this as ‘when someone makes you feel insecure about killing someone’
sniggysmut: WidowTracer with Tracer as the Dom. (I misread and made Widow be on top. My apologies.) This was a Patreon request.
gaggedandforeverbound: No, no, I think you, missy, misread the contract. 1000 dollars and I can keep you like this as long as I want.