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Pretty darn late but Happy Birthday to our fav big guy with a big heart who probably hasn’t seen flowers in a long time from space! Lots of love, from the Garrison Trio.
Okay not sure where this subby mood came from but… Oh my God I need someone to top me right now. Like now now. I mean - I have a collar on all the time just someone put a leash on me or something. Please? Gahh
lieutenant-twitch: michaelhasmyheart: turntechoddhead: risahawkeye: kingminty: i dont get it I’m trying so hard to get it. Well there’s a heart on her belly so she’s probably pregnant but I don’t understand the guy’s reasoning for holding
capslockapocalypse: do you know how many times he probably apologized after this he was probably like “CUT. CUT. DARLING ARE YOU OKAY I DIDN’T PUSH YOU TOO HARD DID I? ARE YOU HURT? LET ME SEE. I’M SO SORRY.” “No, I’m okay.” “GOODNESS
catbountry: thetrekkiehasthephonebox: Wait… what? What is this from? The Muppet Show, probably.
highs0ciety: laughter-everyday: acklesalecki: tricksterswings: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT
awkwardsituationist: photo by james snyder of a cuban tree frog who swallowed a christmas light when a bug landed on it. the bulb was gently pulled from his stomach, and the frog seemed no worse for wear, if however slightly insulted. but that’s probably
One day I’ll finish this… one day More importantly, I ordered my cintiq! I hope I get it by Fridayish c: I’ll probably finish this one in markers, actually, and not the cintiq. This post started as a post about getting my cintiq but
So like - Jasper can do that spin dash roll thing right. Consider this:That means she’s flexible enough she can probably succ/lick herself off
why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi
creator-of-chaos: I HAD to , i mean it’s so true … Vriska , vriska and vriska ~~~~ :0 i love it
Which means that my blog no longer comes up in search results. Essentially, if you’re not already following me, my posts will not appear on Tumblr. I suggest that all artists both SFW and NSFW search their blog names using the search bar. If nothing
You mean THIS growth spell?!?(Link to the Ask-Human-Octavia entry about the growth spell where the question came from) Commission for an anon. This was more fun to draw than it probably should have been.
Probably don’t call people fat, chubby, thick etc (even if you mean it in a nice, complimentary way) unless you know that it’s something they identify with and/or are okay with. These terms can be empowering/reclaimed but that’s not a decision someone
Either way the game faq’s ends, theres gonna be a LOT of salt on the whole deal, like a lot, the undertale fandom will probably be salty, but the zelda fandom will be even saltier, I’m just gonna sit and watch the sparks fly about a competition that
bleachspider: duxwontobey: bleachspider: unpopular opinion Diddy Kong racing is the best racing game of all time. simpsons hit and run is better and you know it I mean I’m talking about circuit racing games.. but hit and run was fantastic too
kanelfa:”How much for Smolder to beat me up?”100% free(they’ll probably be soft boops, she ain’t that mean. probably)
Getting fic ideas at work: hfdjskaksf Knowing I probably won’t remember them by the time I get home: hdskfksjahfksjshsj
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stilessucksdereksdick: plisetske: This is probably just me but I love when Victor spins… like… have you ever just looked at him when he’s spinning? The way his hair just kinda…. swooshes??? anndd,, uuhhHHH,,?? and his expressions??? ju s t,,,,,,,
discount-supervillain:Did they ever say if gems had ears? I mean, probably, right? They’ve got noses, so why not ears? <3 <3 <3slbtumblng
riendonut: She’s just adjusting her chair, she didn’t mean for her Skype buddy to see that. …I mean… probably not… ;9
”How much for Smolder to beat me up?”100% free(they’ll probably be soft boops, she ain’t that mean. probably)
My therapist told me that if looking at Hobbit fanart calms me down, I should keep doing that when I’m freaking out. I mean, if you insist.
I think the thing that bugs me the most about the whole Fili with dreads thing (aside from the whole “he’s assumed as a white human in modern AUs” bit) is that he probably wouldn’t have that type of hairstyle. He’s a ~proper
Nothing makes me more uncomfy on a kink meme than “I’m not looking for an accurate trans* portrayal here. I just want porn featuring [something really gross that probably uses really offensive language for people’s genitals]”
But what if I actually wanted to see Nicki Minaj as Armin, person trying to be funny on that fancasting post? Might as well do something to balance out the fact that you were suggesting using Jennifer Lawrence to play a character that is probably poc.
thetrainticket: I basically have two sets of headcanons - The “what the author was probably actually thinking” And “screw you my idea is way better”
thowra replied to your post: ……….c’mon eremin shippers can we not h… aRE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DOING THIS. REALLY. REALLY……………. there’s discussion of a Boy in Striped Pajamas AU, which is probably one of the more shoddy portrayals
this was brought to you in part by the only fucking asshole in our cohort that has a teaching job atm complaining about having to be politically correct. YOU ACTIVELY TEACH TEENAGERS THAT ARE PROBABLY PARTS OF THE MARGINALIZED GROUPS YOU ARE MOCKING WHEN
Id probably defend armin more tenaciously than reid like dont give me that shit that he’s unimportant or he is insufferable I will assume you’re an ableist fuckwad like you give me no choice
I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and hardison live in the same universe and they’re internet friends that have mutually decided that meeting up in meatspace is probably not the best idea.
khajidont: im 95% sure this is how the first fist bump between Onoda and Naruko went. you can’t convince me otherwise
theatregraphics: “I would say my style is a mixture of impulsiveness and convenience,” Diggs says. “By which I mean, probably 75 percent of what I wear is something somebody gave me—a clothing company while touring with clipping. or a gift
thedeliriumtennants: thedeliriumtennants: David doesn’t know what the eggplant emoji means and wants someone to explain it to him SCREAMING
In “Rose’s Room”, after Pearl shuts off the wailing stone she says “Amethyst, I told you not to turn it on in the house!”, which means they had a specific conversation about it in which Pearl said, probably repeatedly, to
like, I’ve probably said this a bunch of times before, but I really like Pearl has big hands and feet (and nose). ‘cause most characters of that type, sort of graceful dancer type, are given small extremities because popular assumption is
stevenuniverseficprompts: @artemispanthar I would wear this all the time
The name Margaret is derived from a Greek word meaning “Pearl”St. Margaret is one of the patron saints of pregnancy/expectant mothers. Also peasants and exilesCoincidence?? Probably. Thought it was kinda neat though
grimphantom: unlimitedgoats: This is seriously the best movie poster I’ve seen in years This is probably more anticipated than the Avengers sequel :P What do you mean probably?
yes hello guys i just recently got o/verwatch so if anyone cares i’ll probably wont be on here as much lmao not sorry
if i like and reblog your posts a lot….that probably means something
geargie: iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath: Probably one of the greatest lines ever uttered on screen. What do you mean ‘probably’
I’m 200 followers away from 15,000k :3That means a porn giveaway!
coluring: If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you
Here’s a man that probably has five fresh pots a day. I mean if I drank that much coffee i would cry decaf. -Josh Homme.
awesomewhispy: bird-internet: captainshenanigans: Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means. We probably just all sound like pirates.
overlyprocessedthoughtsxo: empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone:
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25. daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college. daily reminder
freaksovergreeks: why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
sauntervaguelydownward: showerthoughtsofficial: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift. It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about
fadeintocase: nsfw doesn’t mean “sexual” it means “not safe for work” meaning “It can get you in trouble if it comes up on your screen at work” so stop trying to make a political statement by not listing nudity as nsfw, which it is, and
so I did that trial weekend thing, I mean it still isnt my thing and im probably still gonna say no but apparently I attracted super nice people and super weird people. I got offered a job from this super nice guy who told me I was doing v well and called
i just realized that easter is on 420 this year…. i was planning both an easter and 420 picture but now that means im going to have to pick one to do and post the others on another day…
pale-0rgasm: titslush: palesource: I didn’t mean to romanticize, this is my problem. I don’t love it. I regretted posting this picture the minute it got notes. Please don’t se this like an inspiration, it’s neither inspirational or beautiful.
aha, so that time has finally come i have started school again SO that means i probs won’t be posting as many doodles as i have been~ this also means probably less doodle asks being answer also uwu
repostin my art and tagging it b/umbleb/y is probably…. one of the worst feelings lololol