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darlingdiver:futureofscience: This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First Cousin Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright
Howdy cousin, ya know I’m real happy you let me come stay with ya in the big city. Mmm yea, it looks like you missed me too. Remember when you would come stay down on the farm, how we’d sneak into the barn and mess around? I’ve always wanted to
sm1ley: MY COUSIN IS PREGNANT AND SO MY GRAM DECIDED TO STUFF HER SHIRT WITH STUFF AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE SHE WAS PREGNANT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING MY GRAM IS SO CUTE.
This is another commission from this guy, and he wanted me to draw his character, Enubus (maybe he’s Anubis’ cousin or something) mixing and brewing potions in an ancient cavern. Tried my best to keep it looking like an ancient Egyptian crypt,
Thanks to my very awesome mom, I now have a brand new computer to work on stuff! The only downside is that it kind of looks like the Hal9000’s disgruntled older cousin. Oh well!
brothersisterfathermother: I’ve been trying to feel my cousin cum inside of me for so long. He usually uses condoms, but he believed me that I was on the pill. And now that I’m on top, it looks like I have a real shot at feeling his warm shot in
1-800-hair-nest: theatlantic: This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as
juxv: scrapbookbeta: theatlantic: This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only
thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me
proxyjackspicer: funny story after i took this pic i noticed the ouija above this one looked like i had seen it before then i realized it’s the same bored my uncle used to have when i was little that i was never allowed to play with cause my cousins
When I dropped off my cousin at the door after the dance, she wiggled her ass at me. “Aren’t you coming in?”She hadn’t been my date for the dance, but it sure looked like she was going to be my date for the after-dance party with
I knew my cousin was excited about being on vacation with me.Perhaps she was a bit more excited about it than I had realized. This was suddenly looking like it was going to be a lot more fun than I’d thought it would be.
jinglefastersherlock:my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
theatlantic: This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden
so one of my dad’s cousins is a talent agent and I finally looked him up on Google and HOLY HELL his clients are like… the leads for the Newsroom and American Horror Story.
Parents withheld information from me so it looks like I’m spending Christmas Eve with my grandparents I refuse to speak to #nice
faege: narcissistic-alcoholic: my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki what’s
shnubs: videohall: Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming. THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE WHILE ITS RUNNING IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A DOG IT LOOKS LIKE A FLAPPING PIECE OF FUR GOING AT 50 MPH
ancientfaces: We’ll miss you Patty Duke! Or was it Cathy or Patty Lane? She played both parts that were “look-a-like” cousins. RIP Patty Duke
openamateurs: “I like showing my cock.” As you should! It’s beautiful. I like looking at it. How about I put my mouth on it for you? ;) See yourself, your wife/husband, bf/gf, mom/dad, sibling, aunt, uncle, cousin, etc featured on Open Amateurs.
my little cousin is yelling and crying and idk how to react so i just started yelling w/ her?????
animu-in-the-house: And so does it look like when I play Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm against my cousin. Yup , my cousin looks funny. XDD Particularly he is 22 years old. XDDDDD
i-lanoire: peanutbutterandjeri:i dig it You look like Michelle as in my cousin. Which is a good thing because she’s pretty too.
snapchatting: hello, 911? ok get this, Brad told me that Yazmin told him that Zoe told her that Zoe’s cousin Trisha said i look fat in my new jeans, when before she told me i looked hot in them. isn’t that fucked up? like say it to my face next time,
dar-draws: eliyora: dar-draws: you look fine to me Always reblog~ My cousin once showed me this from a facebook repost because he knows I like pokemon and teen titans, not knowing it was my art. Didnt tell him cuz then he’d look for my blog.
thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing
It’s funny how you want to be JUST LIKE my cousin and say its your “own” style, half of the things in your closet look identical to my cousins. Sit your ass down.
cecifystudios: Would you look at this amazing, beautiful, wonderful, delicious birthday cake that my awesome cousins made for me? I was screaming like a ReDead! Except I was screaming with joy! (And since it has the power of the Triforce, my wish will
mommapolitico:shillelaghs:Parenting: you’re doing it right. My cousin posts stuff like this from her kids all the time Look at those cutie-patooties! Kids get it, the hard part is turning them into adults that do, too! What an awesome start to tiny
zooophagous: shnubs: videohall: Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming. THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE WHILE ITS RUNNING IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A DOG IT LOOKS LIKE A FLAPPING PIECE OF FUR GOING AT 50 MPH Oh my God WALTER
suspend: my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like thisbut after i stole it
reachmouse: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: embracing-the-shadow: cybergata: Some days is hard to be patient with the babies. In the fostering world, we call this the “spay me now” look. this is what it feels like to be the oldest cousin at a family
cousinsincest: My cousin´s skin feels like it looks: awesome!
narcissistic-alcoholic: my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki
me and my cousin did temp tattoos last night and I really like the little love heart on my finger & I’m tempted to actually get it bc I think it looks cute.
sesamestreet: NASA asks if anyone else thinks that the crater pictured above, on Mercury, looks like Cookie Monster. We think so. Now that we think about it, maybe Mercury is Cookie Monster, or his distant cousin maybe (?), and it’s circling the
That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.
momwilldowhatmomistold2: Yeah, she gets it. With knockers like that we don’t care about her face at all. She might as well look like Cousin It. This is one properly trained cunt.
letsfack: bitched: peruvian-diego: I am so emotional right now I am pretty sure that’s my cousin TELL YOUR COUSIN TO HIT ME UP At first it looked like Channing Tatum
My hair was a total mess after playing