Softcore and hardcore porn from Tumblr
search i just tell them on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search
submit your pics
vigilanteflower: Anyone who tells me sex ed is a bad idea for kids…This.
blackfuckingwhores: She knows she can’t tell people that she sucks cock for a living. So she just tells them she’s in the “Pleasure Management” business.
stonedpiggy: “Right here. In between the stacks. Do you have enough will power to keep yourself from jerking? If someone sees.. I’ll just tell them that you were making me do this.. telling me lewd things and threatening to hurt me if I didn’t
rulerofpurple: don’t rush them to draw something. if you want something drawn fast, do it yourself. don’t like their style? whatever, it’s your opinion. but don’t tell them its bad! if you like something they drew, then TELL THEM! PRAISE THEIR
Dndkdkdj A lot of people are telling me I should just tell them I got a weak bladder/just having accidents and dealing with it myself,… butttt I don’t think I could!!!! *stares at floor* I honestly think I’d rather jump out my window then tell
dashdrive: if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
eyebrowride: Look, just don’t tell anyone you’re from a sci-fi setting around here. Just tell them you’re “ancient magic” it’ll track, and you won’t get any tankards thrown at your head.
lucinasparallelfalchion: Favourite Fictional Females↳ Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) “If someone ever tells me it’s a mistake to have hope, well then I’ll just tell them they’re wrong and I’ll keep telling them until they believe;
shigure: shigure: power move: reblog an ungodly amount of ask games that use the same emoji and when someone sends you an ask with it you just tell them whatever you want new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want
flungouttaspace: me: it’s awkward when men approach me because i don’t know how to turn them down without putting myself at risk some idiot: um just tell them you’re gay sweaty meanwhile,straight men:
setheverman: if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the
just-shower-thoughts: Telling your in-laws that you’re trying for a baby is just telling them that you’re raw dogging their daughter.
rosewolfy: if you talk to Rose, just tell her. Tell her. Oh, s h e k n o w s.
rosetylr: If you talk to Rose, just tell her… tell her…
leiji: you cant just expect people to be stop being sad by telling them someone cares and that they are beautiful
widowsting: #this is painful #as #hell #oh god #like the fact that it’s not some sort of confession; it’s a defense mechanism #he feels cornered and he doesn’t try to scare them or protect himself- he just tells thems in an alarmingly normal way
youngmarxist: So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading,
tauro-la-sol: astrorealm: libracharm:You could literally show a Taurus hundreds of evidence that you’re right with it on paper or recorded and they will still refuse and think you’re wrong This is just Earth signs in general tbh because you’re
thatsnothowitworks: lunaloveklaine: bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
basically, to me, fandom expression should only follow two rules - Does it make you happy? Yes. Is it hurtful/hateful? No. Then you’re good. Not everything in fandom is meant to appeal to every person, its just a lot of people doing stuff they enjoy
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
cloneinstitute: You know… the worst part of it is…um, hmm, people looking at you. When you tell them that you’re sick. They’re not sure how to react like “Does she want me to cry?” or like I don’t care… just feel - Jennifer Fitzsimmons
lunaloveklaine:bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals
vandigo: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: one-lastmiracle: intangible-rice: When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal this
nyooom: if someone tells you an offensive joke just tell them you dont get it and watch as they squirm and fidget and try to explain the punchline without literally saying “the target of the joke is being hurt in some way and thats funny right"
reillymouse: Protect autistic kids at all costs. Make them feel loved and important in a world that says they’re wrong for existing. Tell them it’s okay to stim, or info-dump, or mimic, or be non-verbal. Defend them from shitty ableists who demand
boys-and-suicide: raksolnikov: parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of
cleromancy: do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
happylittlebastille: troyes-lip-ring:troyes-lip-ring: Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it. It’s hard, huh?
happylittlebastille:troyes-lip-ring: troyes-lip-ring: Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it. It’s hard, huh?
chantelbrenna: burdenedwithglorioushiddleston: totallyfubar: Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance: If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them If they can’t… That’s actually a really good
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
lunaloveklaine: bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
jackedup180:funniest thing about mettaton not actually being ai is that none of the traditional robot gotchas would work on him. someone tells him to count how many grains of sand there are on a beach and he just tells them to fuck off
horrorcutie: if you’ve ever been in love with an emotionally abusive person you will literally never understand how hard it is to leave them. don’t tell me “just leave them, ur better than that!!!! uwu” its not that fucking easy i am in love
weloveshortvideos: When your friend tell a joke and you just tell them it’s not funny in a nice way. Vine by wonderfulbri
nezumis-spicy-schlongasaurus: droppingdreams: listyaka: better quality - finally! and remember - no homo. and this is why context matters- wait there’s no context And suddenly all I can see is “we just got caught mid-blowjob” expressions.
just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off ◕ ◡ ◕
impartialmeltdown: You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re
bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
i will never understand the logic of people who reblog art of characters or ships they hate just to comment on how much they hate it, despite knowing that the artist is going to see it, they’re literally telling to your face that what you drew is
vinebox: When your friend tell a joke and you just tell them it’s not funny in a nice way
just-mags replied to your post: KINDA NOT THRILLED ABOUT THIS WEIRD CO… Might be a manufacturing error, tell them about it and show pics, they might agree and send you a new dong for free. he’s structurally sound, but i wish the light blue
