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hypnobears: Just keep looking at the light. So easy to look at, so relaxing. I know you want to relax more. Step closer, boy. You can move your feet, and still stay in this sleepy, relaxing trance, as long as you keep staring at the light.
“Hey, Marco, promise me you won’t tell Jean, okay?” You and I nursing on a poison that never stung Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it Somewhere for this, death and guns We are deaf, we are numb Free and young and we can
ironwingsstudio: My Survey Corps Wufei that I commissioned from thcrsthry ^_^ yay.
sub-mom-incest: Good girl mom, how does your ass taste? You dont seriously expect me to answer that do you son, Ive never done that before and I only did it because you asked so many times! And can you not refer to me like that, I know your joking around
that feel when you want to see certain artists do su nsfw of favorite character (COUGHLAPISCOUGH) just to see how it’d look but you know it’ll likely never happen unless it’s paid for and even then that’s not a likely guarantee if said artist
Does anyone remember in that one music video thriller where Michael Jackson was showing his girlfriend a scary movie and there was zombies everywhere and in the end he was the werezombie all along?Played out just like that
elliebeanz: if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly
that meme from like a month ago which I didnt actually use as a refrence so I dont have a link back to it, but you probably already know what one that is ANYWAYS
inkovert: hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ so pls reblog
i hate when you get a friend into a band and then they talk to you about them and they’re like “did you know they’re making an album!” and you’re like nigga i showed you that band i gave you life do you think i dont know that
kal3ighj0: mikeywaysvirginity: imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car like what would you do
c91099:caffeccino:Well guess the porn ban is gone lolFunny thing, that character isn’t even in that game, she’s from another game called last origin Are you telling me that this game advertising on Tumblr is stealing art for their fake game
3ridan: you know what really annoys me when famous youtubers/tumblr users/celebrities etc are in a relationship with someone and the fan base says they ‘dont like that ship’ or ‘they dont ship it’ its like HOLY SHIT STOP YOU FUCKING FREAKS THAT
mr-tektites-sfm-blog-nsfw: Hope you guys like.I know you guys probably dont care but im low on funds and my car broke. Patreon would help me a lot if youd guys joined. You dont have to of course. but that dollar some of you could do absent mindedly would
jimmythebrobot: shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that
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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind: danielkanhai: whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is
aziraphalesbian:the weirdest thing abt classic who is that the timelords are like. there. they’re all there. on gallifrey. on earth. on random planets that look exactly like earth. they wear funny hats. they teleport. the doctor yells at them. new who
17yr: “hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”
baelor: sleape: I just wanna let you know that you’re the first person to do any of this and it means volumes to the people who do wear the Hijab, and people like me who knows my mother wears a Hijab and there’s people who are actually gonna defend
missbrostrider: Ok since April fools is coming up let me make a clear message for you DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE
themedusa-cascade: things that dont make you a rude guest: asking for a drink asking where the toilet is looking around the house things that do make you a rude guest: pissing in the fireplace
im not going to lie, i have not known you for that long so i wasnt exactly sure what to draw„ but i seen your posts and browse through your blog sometimes, and you remind me of an eevee!! i dont know why ; v; aaaa sorry ((No worries, man, eevees are
charlottelabouff: It’s a scientifically proven fact that if you are from the south and u say that u are cold, northerners will come flocking to you from literally every fucking direction screaming shit like “U DONT KNOW COLD!! I AM FROM THE NORTH!!!!
luiskingking: artemispanthar: Help me I can’t stop sneezing this is awful I dont know how to help but I found these ridiculously outlandish wikihow tips that are hilarious out of context. Does this help in some sort of way? this is like some
pale-like-ice:How strange that I dont know you at all
itsfuxinboomboom: oreos-swag-kicks: itsfuxinboomboom: if you dont know where this is from then you can gtfo ^I never thought someone would take it that far… But what do i know? See what i did there more like “if you dont know who the
wingbeifong: beyonce: hold dat cup like alcohol hold dat cup like alcohol hold that cup like alcohol DONT YOU DROP THAT ALCOHOL neva drop that alcohol neva drop that alcohol neva drop dat alcohol i know you thinkin bout alcohol! KNOW YOU THINKIN BOUT
treeyonce: did you know crystal meth is also called chicken feed i think thats strange because i dont think youre supposed to feed chickens meth
pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas: aplacetobebree: delianisnotonfire: belladino: nelladee: Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment and you dont want to do that ._. salmon is for desire what am I looking at I can’t even
papishanpoo:Females will make you wear a condom then have the nerve to be like “you like that??” honestly bitch..i dont know
logancreerp: I dont know…(SHrugs a little) You just didnt look like a girl who likes to read. I guess it may be just because no one reads lot these days. Thats probobly it. (Chuckles shaking his head) Oh man, dont know which is worse? Haha, joking
faiirfax: hey uh. i dont usually do things like this but, here we go. heya, my name is mel ! before you scroll just know that im not asking for money or anything like that, please take a minute to read this. as some of you know, i was in the hospital
dark-driger: DO ANY OF YOUR REALIZE WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS LUCY LIU, DRESSED UP AS WATSON, SHE PLAYS A FEMALE JOHN WATSON, BUT SHE IS DRESSED IN A TOP HATTED 1800s JOHN WATSON, WITH A CANE, THAT SHE CAN PROBABLY BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH,
Im Gay and I dont have a driving license
deepthroatenthusiast: When she lay down on her back, ready that her throat is used like her pussy. You know she is serious, when she surrenders like that to your cock. Dont hold back. Fuck that throat, like you would fuck her pussy. Bang her face.
starllex: shinyurnbreon: starllex: starllex: I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY “OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK” WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING? YEAH THAT’S IT I REALLY DONT KNOW WHY
Apparently some people dont know that the purpose of twitter is to be a passive aggressive outlet while your blog is your personal outlet.
herdreadsrock: tarynel: jehovahhthickness: ilovesmoothjazz1998: i dont trust boys that dont post about their gfs. why dont u value her Oh I know somebody that’s just like this 😂😂😂😂😂 Oh I know a nigga that married with kids but you
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuystwo things to say: first I will be playing league but only like people vs robots so if you see a lilbetta on there thats me!! second I am now officially a verified mfc cam girl woooo (dont know when/if I will go on but exciting!)
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and not to step into the pile of poop that is the comments of that photo but for people saying she overreacted - understand that she (like me) probably gets tons and tons of messages like that everyday and at some point you cant be nice anymore because
Also did you guys know that people actually try to find excuses and flaws in Nepeta’s character or her contribution to the story to try and make me change my mind about her? It’s like, I don’t care if you think that but don’t tell
I think the one that gets me maddest the most is when I mention when I’m in pain somewhere and the person goes “Oh yeah I know how that feels like.” It’s like, no, you do not know how it feels like, a Sickle Cell crisis does not
pale-like-ice: How strange that I dont know you at all
2 weeks until lapis and peridot become bros
reddstardust:Types of artists (but it’s all me)😔👌I hope you like these! Let me know if you want me to do a part 2 or something similar to this idk🚫DON’T REPOST MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION/CREDIT🚫
latenightskates: do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame
“Close ur eyes. Just do that. Now imagine this is us, u and me. You are my girl now. Don’t cry, I dont let you cry, I know you exist. I know how much you love me. I know the bad things people say to u just because u like me. Sorry i can’t meet
wizardshark: dr-binchcraft: wizardshark: dailytweets: in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch the fuck does this mean this is japanese cherry blossom erasure Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means
tuxedo-bomber: (cross-posting from twitter!) you know how everyone is huddling around reiner’s neck in snk 48? I feel like in a modern AU, he’d be that one guy who drives everyone around in his car and thus, shingeki no road trip AU was born
Commentary about how I got “small” as a negative thing are so stupid. Like okay? My body is my body, curvy or not. What do you gain from pointing it out to me? You think I’m gonna stop what I’m doing to please you…if you don’t like it
You know that person that takes the joke too far?That’s me