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cant-help-cheating: If you ever saw your wife with your friends, you’d never believe that this is the same woman who just lies there and waits (not very long) for you to be done.

Normal me: “dude… you still haven’t peed since you woke up… you gotta go… you have a friend visiting today soon you don’t have time to be omo trash..”Trash me: “yeah I know…. but I just want to hold a little..”Normal

sloth-king: amani924: If you cant have a platonic relationship with a girl you a weirdo If you try to be friends with a girl just so you can fuck, you a whole weirdo.

basedgodtookmyusername: I’m passionate about Bees, fam. “Real talk, you not cool if you kill bees. We cant be friends, i’m sorry. I’ve never been in a situation with a bee where i couldn’t just move. I had bees land on me, crawl over me, and

jashinthroughthesnow: I JUST REALLY WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH SOME OF YOU BUT I JUST CANT START CONVERSATIONS. IT’S NOT THAT I’M SHY, I JUST REALLY SUCK AT BEING A HUMAN.

portaltwo:but the way every site is just becoming more obsessed with being overly family and child friendly is insane. “i cant believe you’ve done this” getting taken down from youtube for ‘violence’. the way on tiktok if you want to subtitle

pingwen:portaltwo:but the way every site is just becoming more obsessed with being overly family and child friendly is insane. “i cant believe you’ve done this” getting taken down from youtube for ‘violence’. the way on tiktok if you want

chasingplotswithyou: basedgodtookmyusername: I’m passionate about Bees, fam. “Real talk, you not cool if you kill bees. We cant be friends, i’m sorry. I’ve never been in a situation with a bee where i couldn’t just move. I had bees land

tooaya: crabbyjammies: bernardlblacks: being friends with artists to get free drawings doesn’t even work!!!! i am an artist and i cant even give myself free drawings Honestly if I tell you I’ll draw something for you there’s really only about

spiritofthewoods: goodxmik: sloth-king: amani924: If you cant have a platonic relationship with a girl you a weirdo If you try to be friends with a girl just so you can fuck, you a whole weirdo. facts on top of facts on top of facts THIS

- send in group-chat a picture of Nepeta with Mettaton’s legs-Friend: “Why Nepeta? Come on! Even Sollux or Eridrian would be sexier.”Me: “You kinda asked for it”-Side note, That would also explain how he manages the bees.SEXY QUEEN BEE LEGS

legionred replied to your post: have you ever really wanted to be friends with… While Alton Brown might be a tad out of question, I dont see why you cant talk to Terra-Butt. That said… I have actually said hello to Alton Brown before. I just

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