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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: agelfeygelach: This is the only kind of ham sandwich i will tolerate. HUMANS THIS IS OUR FRIEND YOU CANNOT EATED HIM HE IS PART OF THE FAMILY NOW YOU MUST CARE FOR OUR NEW FRIEND

rose-anon: Update porn (cotton candy sandwich) and general OTP/OT3 smut (the John/Roxy/Calliope and Roxy/Calliope snake sex)

glenngarth: Request for Dirk and Dave shaving and sandwiching a cute cuntboy Jake. (I wish there was a less ugly word for cuntboy)

dumbass-bitch-disease: anarcho-greves: caucasianscriptures: One per employeeAn absolute turnip of a human being. That’s 630 feet of bread, veggies, and meat. That’s over two football fields of sandwich. “Last minute” and “had to wait over

thefriendlypigeon: “He’s in love with humanity.”I was hungry for a sandwich so I made one :U(ok that was bad but then again I’m a pigeon and I love bread)~*Listened to this while drawing*~

hypno-sandwich: mishaissocoollike: freemindfreebody: deathbeforedigital: raygun101093: GAY TROLLING! This is actually a pretty awesome tactic. <3 The art of trolling for the good of humanity Can someone better equipped than I confirm that

homojacku: noiz-is-a-human-not-a-sandwich: youre-5-foot-a-bitch: oh dramatical murder? yeah i love that fandom, the way they all just [clenches fist] ignore koujaku’s bisexuality [drops to my knees] and how they always forget about Aobas bisexuality

gudeboy: when a guy acts like a decent human being and gets praised for it Person 1: I don’t think girls have to make guys sandwiches… [cheering sounds in the background]… yeah- oh is this for me? [gets handed a plaque that says “Decent Human

I AM A HUMAN NOT A SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!

gudeboy: when a guy acts like a decent human being and gets praised for it Person 1: I don’t think girls have to make guys sandwiches… [cheering sounds in the background]… yeah- oh is this for me? [gets handed a plaque that says “Decent Human

coreisall: core-infected: breakitdownnat: hypno-sandwich: Nope…. Not evocative at all…. I can’t find anything that fuels my imagination here. Definitely not. [Scanning for human parasite] [Scanning complete] [Human parasite not found] [Unit

nikolawashere: pie-sandwich: cycomu: A bear sits alone in a pit in an utterly depressing Kaliningrad zoo. 2001, by Peter Marlow Fucking humans :(

p2ndcumming: honmoooo: The other kind of sandwich. I want to test Rin’s human potential. Vote 4 Pedro

I want a sentient sandwich. They sound pretty great.

voiceactresskurutta: artemispanthar: ahh, I knew it! Year-and-a-half-old headcanon of mine confirmed! (x) Pearl: *knocks on Greg’s van* Greg? We need some of your human currency to purchase Steven some feline-shaped ice cream sandwiches.Greg: Oh,

equalistmako: equalistmako: equalistmako: somEONE ATE HALF OF MY SANDWICH I think the thing I’m most angry about is that they just ate half of it like… if you’re gonna being a festering cheese-filled ballsac of a human being and steal someone’s

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