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Like “Aw shit. Didn’t see this cumming”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
dirtyhairyscot: wonder how long he has been edging for.look like its about to start shooting.
shalcro: Some people say i can sound like #markiplier no…You just lowered your voice. This wasn’t close. You shouldn’t have even tried. I can’t believe this. I’m hurt. There’s one thing a Saiyan always keeps.
his name’s XL (and highly appropriate)
jordan-reet liked your photo
likes-to-squirt: A little road side road head. :) It takes a little more effort, but if she needs some “road head”…you pull over and give it to her. ;)
missinglinc: missinglinc: wweass: Cena & his Jiggle. I was so unaware… Lord can we appreciate it some more? My heart damn near dropped.
Ive never said this about steven universe but…. i want filler. I want so much filler now. Can we just, turn the show into a gem-centered slice of life for like 12 episodes??? I wanna hang out with all the new gems and see jasper readjusting to
The woman who secretly filmed Banksy while he was prepping his exhibition can honestly go to hell.
parkhyuna: But again I wonder, what is the purpose of living like this?
Ok but I am seriously feeling History’s new teaser like fffffffcantwait
His friend is an asshole hes so gross how dare he!? How dare he try to make her look like a fool on stage hes so gross i hate him i fucking hate him
Literally all i wanna do is feed Gyu and kiss his tummy thats it
dr-archeville: thecourtjack: rickolette: Stop insulting Adam Driver because you don’t like Kylo Ren He’s a real fucking person with anxiety and making fun of his appearance because he plays a villain is a shitty, shitty, shitty thing to do.
communified: Get back! Motherfucker! You don’t know me like that!
kiriishima: Plus…I love taking prideful guys like you a peg or two - Kirishima Zen
His Pink And Yellow Human
tripropellant: Oh no! Yodar’s soups made Luke constipated and a SICK BOY! He is WRITHING on the wet, swamply, slimy ground just trying to GET A LOG OUT. But, He can’t! Have some Compassion. He has to get on with His JEDI TRAINING but the Poops are
HIS BEST GIRL
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
doktorgirlfriend: doktorgirlfriend: Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
hellajeffs: criss-llama-colfer: the biggest plot twist of your childhood. No aspect of Cronk could have forseen it The evil and good in him are equally distraught Where is his God now
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
heyimbritni: wow, some people’s names dont match their face. like lets say youre talking to a hot guy, he looks like matt or ashton, but his name is mary or bartholomew
frrankiix: infinitelimit: oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant This is the most beautiful thing ever. thank you science THE BINKY JUST……. DROPPED HE WAS JUST MINDING
jojostuck: “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the dead body of the last homosexual on earth. there is no more homo. the last of his kind, and he was murdered. i will get revenge. the hunt is on.
volvata: “white power..” i say at the toy store. i stumble upon my words. it’s too late. the social justice mob has already engulfed me. my son will never get his white power ranger action figure for christmas. sorry, timmy.
nadiaoxford: Layton: “I say! A swing set!” Link: “HAH” Layton: “Well, a gentleman should act his age—” Link: “KYEH” Layton: “—but I haven’t done this since I was a lad. Ah, how nostalgic.” Link: ”HWUAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAH!”
falling-deeperinlove: livelaughlovedforgotten: dontgetmade: He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine. there goes my heart… Tears inside me.
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water
targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT
sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here. Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence
“There’s moments like when Beverly Katz comes to visit him (Will) in the institution, and he thinks she’s actually there as his friend, and then there’s that little heartbreaking moment where he realizes that she’s just there to use him to
daggercube: dimetrodone: Why does Buster’s father look like this?? Why his hairline go around his ears but his ears ain’t there? Why he wear headphones on his ears but his ears ain’t there? Why?
fuku-shuu: Gifset: Like Parents, Like Son → Nase Hiroomi as the AU middle child of Levi & Mikasa Previous: Mitsuki - The BelovedNext: Izumi - The Firstborn (Kyoukai no Kanata x Shingeki no Kyojin crossover) Haircolor, scarf, badassery, sibling
like a book amongst the many on a shelf
hodorkingofwesteros: Kit Harrington and Alfie Allen They look like they’d be the roommates who’d fuck shit up like shoot an arrow in the door or stay up late til four am and laugh at the stupidest things out of pure exhaustion.
sherlockedforwho: benedizzle-cumberwubwubwub: i-am-fangirl-here-me-squeel: alldolleddown: iamsofreakingfetch: And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative. His eyes were as blue as the
laurennohill: king-nefertiti: rebelliousrebe: kauaii94: goldenpoc: pussylipgloss: billiehollibae: nigeah: he gotta be like 6'8 easily… he’s practically touchin the top. I feel like his dick would practically slap my forehead if I was standing
His pillow is hard, but his heart is soft. Our pillows are soft, but what about our hearts?
his-favorite-little: we—like—bondage: via flipstylephoto
HIS FACE.
like I want a man who will snap someone’s neck for laying a hand on me and get worried if I’m in harms way but also who gives me a bath and tucks my hair behind my ear. who barely speaks and puts up a bad boy wall but tells me I’m his
nympheminist: how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers
i found a few people hatin’ in my post in the tags like being really condescending saying like we’re dumb for believing its nothing more than a coincidence cause Andrew made all those panels last year and i’m just like
his-precious-kitten: See, Daddy? I can ride you like the good little slut I am!
His friends kept asking me if I was gonna go swimming with them or if I would next week and I’m just like 🙃 Cause y’all wouldn’t believe how self conscious I get in bathing suits cause of my ass
Can I have a bf like bjcalvillo
