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trashpandaballs: He still needs improving because he just looks like a Pay replica at this point but I’m work I n g o n I t Paf is a weed addict who is always getting hurt and needs a place to stay after Tord found that crazy guy’s cloning machine
He not doing shit for her
neednothavehappenedtobetrue: this is my dog. he is supposed to be dressed as the big bad wolf in Red Riding Hood after he has nommed the grandmother and donned her clothes but look at him. he is not a bad wolf. he just looks like a granny. he just
anime-admiral: OH MY GOD he wants to destroy the world because his first boy crush went out with someone else Come ON, he was just being nice, he knew you didn’t like curry so he went with someone who did Everything that happened from there on
nickmillertime replied to your post: no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where… just imagine how truly lost he’ll be when max eventually dies and i can’t imagine the dog really has that long left to live
egdirp: I LOVE HOW EREN DOESNT EVEN CARE THAT HE WAS BASICALLY TOLD HE LOOKED LIKE A KILLER WITH EVIL EYES BY HIS BEST FRIEND HE JUST DOESNT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A HORSE
sleepnaught:So i’m thinking pet sandshew would be basically a strange dog and instead of clawing things he just tunnels though all your shit.
questbedhead: anonymousalchemist: terezis: kravitz not knowin how 2 be an alive person. its funny. he doesnt kno how to cook. do elves need sleep? taako does it a lot but hes not sure, he thinks taako might just be Like That. he gets asked to babysit
over-rk9000: the press b like: SNAP thats going in my cringe collection
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
walkingonfire: His name is Peter Bishop. He’s a high-school drop-out, IQ at 190, just 50 points north of genius. Misfit, nomad. Hasn’t kept a job longer than two months. He’s been a wild land fireman, cargo pilot and briefly a college chemistry
coelasquid: All the warboys that will inevitably be at ComicCon should congregate around the Christian protesters telling everyone they’re going to hell and every time they mention Jesus just be like “HE LIVED HE DIED HE LIVED AGAIN! HE WAS CARRIED
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
Steven doesn’t seem to know how to react after Sadie’s outburst so he just mimics her mom
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
bringmethehomos: I feel like if the devil ever wanted somewhere to hide he could just go on tumblr and no one would suspect a thingI mean he could be all like “I am the Dark Lord Satan” and someone else would just be like “yeah me too high five
DONT BE LIKE HITLER
flamesofandraste: I can’t be the only one who adores Mizuki and the ground he walks on. He just seems like the guy who’ll just stand there and take any abuse Aoba will throw and him until Aoba’s just standing there with tears in his eyes, shoulders
(he's) a wanderlust
kuogayku: I like to imagine that noiz has contacts but he never tells anybody so at one point he’s sleeping over at koujakus place bc he does n’t feel like going home and he’s takng out his contacts and koujaku sees him and is like “what the fuck are
toxixpumpkin: Noiz likes to sit on Mink’s shoulders whenever they go out and he doesn’t feel like walking anymore. But really he’s just being a spoiled brat and enjoys being carried around for once instead.
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
chleopatrapaige: arievogues: “ I love women. I’m not gonna lie. I love women with a passion. I do. I do. I feel like- sometimes now, I just be wanting to call Prince.. just be like ‘Can we hang?’ ‘Cause I love women like he love women.”
sobeitjay2: l0wbae: joebadmon: lyjerria: ios10emojis: “i paid the girl you cheated with to hit on you” this video just raised my blood pressure Girls really be out here like this smh Smh I would never 😂 Devious First off, they both ain’t
deancasheadcanons: Cas just being like purposely and blatantly open about his and Dean’s sex life.They’re at a diner and he’s picking fries off Dean’s plate and when there’s a lull in the conversation he’s just like, “Dean, let me suck
hetaliababies: i feel like matthew would actually swear a lot, but nobody would know what he’s saying bc he only swears in french. so like in a meeting he’ll just drop his papers and swear and everyone would just be like ‘what the fuck was
ybee: seriously sit and try to think about how ridiculous naruto’s backstory is. The 3rd didn’t give a shit and just left him money sometimes and when he’s like ‘why don’t I have parents?’ instead of just being like ‘kid they died’ he
got-no-meaning-just-a-rhyme: All men should aspire to be like Josh Homme, or just to be Josh Homme.
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
vernondaviscrying: boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset
hittings:― “My brother says guys don’t like girls who are tough, he says guys like girls to be soft and flirty.”― “He would say that, he’s a pussy.”The Runaways (2010)
master-carsons-pigs: This pig doesn’t know it yet, but this is just the beginning 😈
trainthief: trainthief: I feel like if I went back in time and kissed Frank Sinatra he’d be fine with it. He wouldn’t initiate anything but if I did it he wouldn’t send his mob connections after me he’d just be like “huh.” say what you want
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
bewarethebrow:have you ever shipped a ship so hard you forgot it wasn’t canon
cumbercorn: #just imagine if martin played a doctor who companion #who was kidnapped by the doctor #and he would just be like LETS GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE #and martin was just like #leave me the fuck alone i just want to go home
I love how when Kageyama did that dump shot, everyone's just like:
just-book-talk: It would be cute even if I taught him to pose…but he does it all by himself, he just genuinely likes sleeping on books
merriell: Taika followed me on Twitter in like 2018 or 2019 or something like that and he would message me sometimes which was the craziest thing because I so wasn’t interested in being a performer but he would just be like, ‘Hey, man, I love your
Just shoot that fucker up with some crack.
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate
yesterday darfin was over for a lil bit and we ended up having sex quickly but he was super wanting it because he just threw me on the bed, flipped me over, pulled my pants down and fucked me until I could hear his breathing get quicker and he went faster
That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.
I tried to communicate to a guy that I wanted to hang with him, but now I feel like I’ve bullied him into potentially hanging out….Now i feel like I should just be like “deuces yo!” Cuzzz I can’t tell if he actually would
so my dad hasn’t been doing so well lately and even though he can be a real ass sometimes i still feel bad, first he was having stomach issues and now he has a persistent cough and it sounds so bad like he’s wheezing except he’s like way too stubborn
luvstr8dudes: Doesn’t he just look like he would be amazing in bed? Whether you like it slow and sensual or enjoy more physical sex, he looks like he could rock your world!
zahlzeit: merleawe: I just really find the fact that the creator of dragonball has stated that Goku canonically cannot feel any kind of love, just ‘companionship’, to be a extremely interesting fact. Like, if his family died he’d be like ‘No!’
alifewithin:When he had come into her bedroom, he couldn’t say no to himself anymore. He wanted this young girl. He wanted to show her what a strong stud he was. Something about her, just screamed like she was ready to be knocked up. To be ruined. She
