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sherlockholdingpairsofthings: I know I said a month ago I’d do some stuff and then never got around to it… Enjoy this now. -Damien Sherlock Holding Pairs of Things Week: Day 5
gambollingseaotter: Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!
eatpussylivehappy: porn-n-shiz: thebachelorsparty: The Grapefruit http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0BE4LEjef7gK2gAs omfg hahaha. I watched the video and the NOISE SHE MAKES SUCKIN DICK IS LIKE NOTHING I’VE EVER HEARD. I’ve
Hahaha, this is one of the best lines in this movie. I laughed soo hardd. XD
Hahaha this is so awesome!
This guy brought his ferret to the beach haha I love it
hahaha this is perfect
ryannorth:unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG classic Kirk
cute-littlekitten: weloveshortvideos: Pray for Arizona this is how you deal with on-air mishaps
beardysteve: human shieldbased on this postall credit goes to berkeleymews.com / mews
yanderetrashlord: thomas-sanders-fan-blog: When Your Favorite Song Comes On But… this is fucking comedic genius
Hahaha this is so me!
This has just flew past my house!
Hahaha this made my day.
lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
Hahaha this makes me giggle
Hahaha This reminds me of a very “out-there” friend of mine ^_^
Hahaha!!!!!!
Hahaha this is great lol
This will be me!
themusicofmysoul: meganphntmgrl: meganphntmgrl: for fuck’s sake Loki can’t you just shop like someone normal this is why no one ever wants to help you with your errands, you have to make everything like something out of lord of the rings it’s
hahaha this one was funky but hey whos judge'n
gimme a break man this is the closest thing to an update we’ve had in like two months
Hahaha this is so me and my awkwardness
piggybr4t: Spanko porn producer: I’m going to need you to wear this complicated, authentic as hell uniform. All the way. Don’t forget to do your makeup, and your hair, and have eeeeverything down there waxed. Model: you got it. Who am I shooting with
sahlope: me talking dirty to myself: baby your pussy feels so good
tylerchokely: *gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
Hahaha This makes me laugh soooo much!!
raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)
Hahaha, this is cute.
abomasnow: hector-inhale: abomasnow: itswhatyouwant-need: abomasnow: reasons you should fuck me: my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do
The signs as anime openings
I seriously forget that a lot of my followers on here are younger than I am and I’m just oh boy oh gee yes this is what happens when you grow up a little you get hopelessly stuck in the gutter and start recording your own moaning voice for your
Hahaha, this is sooo cute. Im am SO gonna be this kind of expectant Dad.
confexionery: lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot
shinykari: Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:
charletteshyy: beenkillingshit: freereeves: forevernajj: This happened. Can we also give a round of applause to the brother in the back who immediately understood how epic this was? He pointed like, “Thas my dawg”! My president <3
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: why does his skin tone change when he smiles ? is he shape-shifting ? into another man ? how many harry style are tehre ? can he choose which he is ? this is so fucked up, keep an eye on this man
zombiekookie: I like this and think, this looks like the dressing room of a good porno set up. Tumblr than suggest I could use the cock view. Tumblr knows!
cureempaffu: wait. I DON’T THINK THIS IS MALIK IN THIS PICTUREHOLY SHIT ahrjwhirhwa YUGIOH why do you have so many boys that share bodies it makes it harddddddddd!
thebettercarlo: atasteoflee: greyscalesound: If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol Okay but this is helpful coconut oil is a godsend according to this
ayanamipendragon: Source: mm
scooterpiebanana: mad-monkette: itsokayimanihilist: insanelygaming: RPG Lady Armor Created by Dorkly I fucking laughed so fucking hard at this Hahaha it’s so true. Really didn’t expect the punchline. Not bad, not bad at all.
dorkery: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Undying Happiness by Zelkats THIS IS AMAZING
Follow up to this Levi fanart post, ha.
myfinalfantasyworld: Yup, this is how I’m deciding.
boobsdontworkthatway: boobsdontworkthatway: SUBMISSION: mistergabi This is NSFW and uncredited, but I’m laughing a lot at it. If anyone knows what this is from, drop us an ask! Read More
disabledlynx: fandomanon: the fun thing about using “datemate” as a gender neutral term for your significant other is when people shorten it like girlfriend is gf and boyfriend is bf datemate is dm am i saying i love my datemate or dungeon master
This is Patrick
perrimore: pansexial: I need everyone to watch this I’m smiling so fucking big DO NOT FUCKING IGNORE
vgcgraveyard: mahousenshi-skeletor: Yo, this is wild!!! Cosplayers
iguessilltryitout: the-bagel-king: iguessilltryitout: why would you even get this it doesnt have the cats name on it who the fuck is gonna see this and be like “well now I know whose cat it is” I don’t want to alarm you but… -cough- It’s
englland: fanofthedoctor3: englland: middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were
You'll never be alone.
pdqsketch:It’s been like 3 whole weeks since the last episode came out and i FINALLY finished this. :P Gravity Falls fanart yo! this hiatus is gonna kill mefor those who don’t know, here’s a little guide to what everyone was guessing before this
notsafeforroskii: Nsfw request @thebuttdawg requested this and..I had fun drawing this one xp
Hahaha, I just wanted to give this a try. Anyone is welcome to do it as well!
so i forgot i had flipnote on my 3DS so i did this gross thing eariler today when i was bored and not near my tableti … yeah ;;
the power went off for a good few hours but suddenly came back on again idk how long it’ll stay on this time tho so
hahaha hahaha ok chill y’all