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I made these kitty ears in 10 minutes out of stuff I found around the house and when I put them on my cat FREAKED out and hissed and ran under the bed. They must be prettttyyyy realistic, ha!I took them off and had to convince him it was me again.I am
Ha sido la semana más CURIOSA de la (mi) vida ❤ #selfie #me #happy #love #blackandwhite #curiosity #weird #art #life #wonder #learning #unusual #people
buttercakesandteacafe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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my momma’s birthday present was for me to wear a dress ha
Me decepciona saber que hay gente que se ha convertido, en lo que dijeron que jamás serían
naughtyandenjoyingit:Join me?
enevun:Artist woes
mysquatchinlife: Ha! #me
bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
shut-up-im-superman: “I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists” well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
boicult: me as hell
half boy half robot half ravioli
rnonopoly: WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
buzzcut season
poyzn: This plant did more in a week than most in a year.
thatfuckingcrowv2: orlandobloomers: instead of sending me nudes you can send me pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal pics of you smiling with ur mom pics of plants pics of ur dog pics of silly lookin bugs that u find send me the nudes
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im
aarontreble: When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
harrystittyout: when u 1d af
Let’s Get Into It
pyrrhic victory
dirtyberd:My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had
gayemoji:gayemoji:me: *sees bae on tumblr*me: *looks @ phone and sees my text has gone unanswered*me: “If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die.” - Maya Angeloume: *sees that bae finally texts back*me: “Love
lychees
miyku:me after 3 hours sleep mother : are you all right?me :
high-blogging: i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but
e74479q34vx341: Me passing a truck when I drive
💊ha haaa im in public🐍
zoeyisyucky: lol i hit my prostate so hard today that my legs gave out from under me - it was cool cuz i caught myself but i ended up spraying cum around my room like an oscilating sprinkler 😒 ha ha what a slut
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
follovved: “thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel” yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality
80sanime:Merii Kurisumasu HA HA HA HA HA HA.
bisexual-legislature: [sees sexualized anime girls with big titties] I have literally never been more bored in my life
internetexplorers: someone: you can’t be happy and sad at the same time me: allow me to demonstrate
This Is Me
omgtsn: ha ha! man, what a wacky, relatable post i’ve never seen bef-
freeanduntameable: me: *writes background of story* me: *does character development sheets* me: *makes characters on various online dressup games* me: *never actually writes*
my brother does really cool charcoal paintings; here’s one of me. PRIT-ty DoPE. check out his blog (he’s new to tumblr). ok rock doods
ha…
cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur best” me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted* me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
chara-kun: hA, me
Me pregunto cómo la gente me describe cuando están hablando de mí con alguien que nunca me ha conocido.
Me gustaría poder expresar todo lo que provocas en mi pero no es fácil decir todo esto en palabras porque me quedo corta. Es increíble que aun transcurrido el tiempo las emociones y las ganas son las mismas nada en mi ha cambiado , no sabes la manera
kool-aid-jammers:*hitting it from the back* me: WHO PUSSY THIS her: mine. me: her: me: *continues humping*
Me ha pasado que me quedo mirando una cosa, pero en realidad no la estoy observando, en mi cabeza pasan miles de ideas, miles de pensamientos, mi mente juega conmigo haciéndome creer cosas que no son, pero de repente alguien pregunta: "¿Qué te pasa?"
Me gustaría parar el mundo y pensar en todo lo que ha pasado.. Pero no, el tiempo corre, y esto me esta sofocando.
& I wish you all the love in the world, but most of all, I wish it from myself…🎶💕 #me #smile #selfie #glasses #hair #up #baggy #jumper #personal #pouting #ha
like how my hair looks ha ha 👍
eunoia
ha ha what is sleep ??!1
another all nighter ha ha ha what the fuck!!!!!
Ha
HA HA HA HA HAHHAH HAHAAH.So much time lost. I wonder why that is. Possibly because she blows me off EVERY TIME. I gave up because the last time she decided to “be a part of my life” she blew me off seven times in a row. She would make plans
VISIT TOYDIRTY.COM
thexfiles:“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
people always judge me for my ship for no reason so I don’t really care if I tease another one for being kind of terrible