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giraffesandsneezing: I think I’ll write cheesy erotic novels for my family for Christmas. Send me one
I love her!!! She is so hilarious, she just gets me
giraffesandsneezing: I’ve compiled a list of my favorite selfies I’ve taken tonight after doing my makeup sry Kim is a babeasaurus
giraffesandsneezing: Hi I have a question does anybody have an ovarian cyst cause I think I do I can’t get out of bed my lower right side has been having crampy cramps for 3 days and they are extra bad today but I am finished with my ladytimes is that
giraffesandsneezing: i think white people r mad about season 3 of ahs because it’s not all about them and it calls them out on the shitty stuff they did YUP
giraffesandsneezing: Shameless selfie The best selfies. I’m just not gonna do any work
giraffesandsneezing: browngirlblues: I asked my friend for my AA batteries and she just delivered them to my room and said “Have fuuuuuuunnnn” And I just can’t stop laughing now. This was me. Indeed it was. Very powerful batteries btw
giraffesandsneezing: Read More I’m sowwy :(
giraffesandsneezing: We are so sensual.
giraffesandsneezing: When I am feeling anxious I like to hold my stuffed giraffe’s hand. It makes me feel better and helps me get to sleep. Thanks, Giraffey. Hold my hand
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browngirlblues: One time I got drunk and sent my friend videos of me scatting the “talk dirty to me” instrumental You’re beautiful @giraffesandsneezing
ladykatiekay: little-yogi: It’s a cute little thing though. “hoo me?” giraffesandsneezing
browngirlblues: I’m going out tomorrow and I’m wearing my Mac cyber lipstick. You bitches better get fucking ready giraffesandsneezing we are cyber sisters
fignewton69: a strip club that plays exclusively Simon & Garfunkel giraffesandsneezing let’s start this
giraffesandsneezing: browngirlblues: I’m successful I graduated Degrees Dees nuts I want to be @browngirlblues when I grow up. I’m a monsterDon’t set the bar so low for yourself
kittyyyyyy: giraffesandsneezing: I knit things and you can place orders and buy things if you want they are nice things don’t worry If you want a knitted thing ask Kim she is very talented and she will probably take requests even weird ones Kim
I get to see giraffesandsneezing this weekend
giraffesandsneezing: I like girls butts in khaki skinny jeans with a belt and now thanks to my friend Zach who works at American eagle I have one of those butts thanks Zach That’s what friends are for
browngirlblues: Boat renaming ceremonies are a serious thing that rich people do giraffesandsneezing OMG yes, as soon as I steal the boat I’ll sail to you and then we will tear up the waters in our cool stolen boat. Outlaws at sea
giraffesandsneezing: today i was telling my dad about how i think falafel looks like horse poop and he didn’t know what it was so i described it and he said “oh. that sounds fal-awful”. OMG
Everytime I see something hot I say “sensual” in giraffesandsneezing’s voice
giraffesandsneezing: browngirlblues: Everytime I see something hot I say “sensual” in giraffesandsneezing’s voice I am so flattered and also proud. As you should be
giraffesandsneezing: When I get sad about my breakup I need to remember that one time my ex met Ruth Bader Ginsburg and didn’t know who she was I should have known then that things would not work out between us. You dodged a bullet
giraffesandsneezing replied to your post: “Today I told a woman she looked like Tina Belcher”: WHO WAS THIS WOMAN I MUST FIND HER AND TELL HER ALL OF MY THOUGHTS ABOUT TINAI met her on okcupid lmao
giraffesandsneezing: These are my new duck friends ❤️❤️❤️ Look at my cute friend
giraffesandsneezing: Seeing signs of Gilead in the current US #justgirlythings I love you
giraffesandsneezing: Today I achieved a life goal of taking a selfie in front of a historical IUD display
giraffesandsneezing: Today I achieved a life goal of taking a selfie in front of a historical IUD display Can you believe this is a real person? My realFriend
soundlyawake: enchanted-dystopia: Sometimes I think I look like this. I don’t look too different tbh giraffesandsneezing
giraffesandsneezing replied to your post: “I Drink alcohol for the taste, does no one else seriously do that?”: I do!Kindred spirits
giraffesandsneezing: Me: why don’t hunks love me *looks in mirror* Me: oh wait I love me I am a hunk look at dat cute butt Hunkalicious
giraffesandsneezing: More like NOTHINGS? I love the filter on this
bootyscientist: 500daysofbased: better-than-kanye-bitchh: me when he lie bout not having hoes when ya momma start poppin off When giraffesandsneezing says she’s gonna visit me and then doesn’t
giraffesandsneezing: True life: I can’t stop saying wowie zowie True facts
giraffesandsneezing is gonna be here on Tuesday! Yayyyy friends!
khanandkittens: KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. (My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.) giraffesandsneezing
Oh look it’s me an giraffesandsneezing
giraffesandsneezing: AU where sir mix a lot actually has a pet vegetarian snake and he takes it to Wendy’s and they’re like sry we only have burgers so sir mix a lot doesn’t want his friend to go hungry so he insists on ordering a plain bun for
giraffesandsneezing: #tbt to when I was def the best dressed at prom Kimmmmmmm
giraffesandsneezing: same.
browngirlblues: I spent like 20 min washing kale today. That organic and locally grown struggle giraffesandsneezing I also wash Cale, my dear friend, regularly
giraffesandsneezing: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: I spent like 20 min washing kale today. That organic and locally grown struggle giraffesandsneezing I also wash Cale, my dear friend, regularly May I join next time pls I miss Cale You are always
giraffesandsneezing: Don we now our gay apparel Babe 👀😻💕
giraffesandsneezing: browngirlblues:I’ve been told several times I have a voice for radio Please go work at WESA and help me become best friends with Larkin Page Jacobs. Anything for you bb
