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I literally just spent over fifteen minutes in a line behind only one woman. With her expired coupons, intense desire to return several unrelated items, her damaged receipts, and grim determination, her quest was deliberate and could not be unswayed.
rarisweetichief: Sweetheart, t-that’s not what I meant at all… (OOC: This was legitimately kind of painful to make.) This comic is awesome, it’s cute, funny and sad all in one. Master Chief being Sweetie’s friend is also cool xD
Follow me on twitter if you want. I post wise shit, cocky shit, sarcastic shit, funny shit, and often give people advice and help them to feel better about themselves and deal with their problems. I’m a big bundle of niceness with a big fuck you
My old flame I can’t even think of his name But it’s funny now and then How my thoughts go flashing back again To my old flame - My Old Flame by Billie Holiday Alternatively: Sweetheart. Sweetheart. My sweetheart. I fought the sudden
sissychloe: pegmecaptions: It’s funny, and a bit sad really, to still hear people equate pegging with being gay. If a man and a woman are having sex, no matter what they’re doing it literally CAN’T be gay.
funniestpicturesdaily: Perfect Sad but true, and funny.
buttman69: scooby doooooo!!!!! I suppose it was only a matter of time…sad thing is, I saw a trailer for it, and it looks to be hilarious. More about the movie here if you’re interested:http://www.avn.com/galleries/Scooby-Doo-A-XXX-Parody-424
This is my brother, the one who won’t talk to me. It’s funny but sad. Because he has replaced his tears with hatred and rage :/ So while this makes me laugh I over think it and get sad :/
I sit sad that I know where all of the outlets are in starbucks and giggle when someone is looking around because they don't live here like I do? Sorry not sorry. X3
lindseygoestocollege: I love this. I just can’t stop laughing. so cute funny and sad at the same time.. lol
A lot of girls think little dicks are cute! And hey, what better way to keep you out of pussy and pumping your hand. It’s funny for them, and a sad struggle for you. Life’s not fair, masturbation can help you deal with that fact.
It’s funny and sad because it’s true.from The Flintstones #4.
I’m feeling very small and sad today… I’m drunk but not a good drunk like kinda cloudy and feel funny and head hurts..I’m trying to sober up but I almost kinda have to pee and need a distraction so I be here lol
fear-this-queer: prince-fuckin-charming: cybergay: catholicnun: ha-ze: purefectionist: youthpenis: ex-oty: bonus: coachela: coachellaaa: beautiful, bad, broken nice epic sad funny broken sad lovely funny nice fat, beautiful and lovely
moonlandingwasfaked: everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny. ‘bitched, you did’
raeloganthesonic06fangirl: shammerham: gaymeowsy: gaymeowsy: I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me
sonoanthony: appreciate those people that still try to be funny and make you laugh while they’re going thru some shit and are sad themselves
ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
itscarororo: ofgeography: robin williams died today. here is a list of things that robin williams was: funny sharp kind clever and sad. that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
lirio-dendron-tulipifera:256gb:nflstreet: Tbh this is more dystopian than some of the bs British and western media have made up about China and North Korea. Government mandated sad time. No fun allowed. Look at this dead old bitch and cry
whatmariadidnext: two4fit: TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM “WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY” Women have legs
darthtella: scribbledpages: Here is a reminder that Tentoo is also the one who: let Rose in when he was sad and lonely and angry said she was funny and tough and clever and resourceful was so glad he met her told a Ministry employee he didn’t go anywhere
doctorandroseinatardis: scribbledpages: Here is a reminder that Tentoo is also the one who: let Rose in when he was sad and lonely and angry said she was funny and tough and clever and resourceful was so glad he met her told a Ministry employee he didn’t
fishingboatproceeds: So last week, Sarah and I saw an early cut of The Fault in Our Stars movie in Los Angeles. We loved it. Really. It’s funny and sad and deeply moving and I walked out of the screening room a crying, joyful mess. Ansel and Shailene
homojabi: Halloween reminder: don’t wear a hijab as a joke! Don’t go as a “terrorist”! Don’t go as a stereotype or caricature! Don’t go as a “sexy Arab” or as a member of the Taliban or ISIS! It’s not funny and it increases the amount
Darthsunshine! I have finally seen Zed. Yes it was an awesome episode and he was funny as hell. And it was the final episode the website have uploaded of Bones. And I am really sad that I have to download it since it slows down the internet speed. But
lmfao theres an upcoming meetup in Oxnard? hahah only 6 ppl are going thats funny and sad!
perfuqed: cat-kind-of-girl: yoga-body: stopwishing-and-dosomething: theowlofgallifrey: THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD FOR MONDAY LET ME HUG YOU MONDAY HAHAHA FRIDAY I’m Monday I have no friends nobody likes me. FUCK NOW I AM SAD FOR POOR
boredbronxnigga: appreciate those people that still try to be funny and make you laugh while they’re going thru some shit and are sad themselves
queenstravelingdarling:“I’m a court so..” Hahahahaha this entire administration is a joke and it is so damn scary and sad it is funny.
luveltal: This H2H was a mixture of funny and sadness. But it just went to show how awesome and caring Riki actually is. Possibly my favourite H2H that I’ve seen thus far.
kristiagathe: Funny and sad in the same time
Lol this shit funny and sad
jesusshuttlezwurth: psychoamericana: same this is funny and sad at the same time I’ll take 1 for the team, no ones dying today!
Grtting Better, Yanno?
watchfan2010: toiletsxsfreak:Like There’s always at least 1 average guy at a wedding trying to hook up with girls way above his league. It’s funny and sad to watch him strike out over and over. He’s so horny and desperate at the end of the night.
When I get my hair cut and it ends up too short
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
revolutionarykoolaid: queenbrax: theafrosubmissive: tearthatcherryout: Soul Food (1997) I randomly yell this out all the time 😂 This movie crazy and funny and sad true classic
acaciatreephotography: It was beautiful seeing that someone left a mic here for Mitch Lucker. Being there we heard many sad, funny, and just random stories of Mitch. Hundreds showed up and I am honored to be able to be there with family, friends, and
pxnic: blink-182 is like that older brother that’s really cool and funny and has a million friends who all look up to him and is really inappropriate and makes dick jokes all the time but is still there for you when you’re sad and gives you hugs
mehlurk: I just want books and more books and big books and small books and funny books and sad books and weird books and amazing books. I just want books.
parisiansunrisemoroccanmoonlight: nevaehtyler: Lmaooo the whites look so uncomfortable “Look at them niggering it up in here, Susan” Lol this is so funny and sad at the same time . Idk why they standing there being weird they should get in there
Slept funny and now my shoulder and neck are so sore I could cry. :’(
mehlurk: i just want books and more books and big books and small books and funny books and sad books and weird books and amazing books i just want books
forever-erick: sappling: swdyww: Omg this is the cutest thing in the world me starting college WHY IS THIS SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND SAD
ugh im sad and mopey and sicky and my boobs hurt like hell and I’m all hormonal this is the woooorst
oh so the other day people thought it would be funny to go into a sex shop so we went in and the lady told me I was too young to be there and I was like ‘im 21..’ and it was so awkward
it’s two in the morning and I’m just thinking about how kristen stewart and kanye would make the saddest couple
I’ve made so many typos in the last few days and it kills me my brother texted me saying I should have a party alone since I work all day Boxing Day by myself and I texted back ‘sad patty’ then I went to text darf’s friend
thingsthatgetmehard: sinswhore: princessailorscout: next-to-your-bones: hoopsandboobs: fat, funny and pretty Beautiful sad bad Live, tuba, bad? Sad, Whore, Love Apparently I’m an epic tuba whore? Who fucking knew? Ha! Love Ape Whore - it’s
badtech-reblogs: ratdingus: company poignant and funny and sad all at once
one of my fav parts of Fates is how in the scene where corrin first turns into a dragon shes HUGE AND TERRIFYING, DESTROYS THE MARKETPLACE AND HOUSES AROUND HER, ALMOST KILLS AQUA,but when playing on a map shes like, large dog sized next to another
