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MVC3,FUCKING OWNED AT THIS GAME TONIGHT! =]
I want to make my wife watch this video. Or any girl. Don’t you Want to be fucked like that? Wouldn’t you Love to have a man’s cock elicit that kind of screaming, orgasmic response from you? Sure, you love me more than life itself. Sure,
OH MY FUCKING GOD I may have legitimately screamed when I realized I was in store for STARFIGHTER DANCE! This is seriously so amazing.. Congratulations to the team for such a stellar performance and for winning the prize for the Best Play and The Grand
Я так ждала тебя, кашель! #fuck #this #shit #hate (в академика варги,3)
This is the new shit
goatkult: roomsforanightoralifetime: gadsden-flag: thenoiboi: 6l99dm9uth-cali69rn: captainmurasa: Oh man, that sounds fucking metal. Gonna use that from now on Vegans are a fucking goldmine for this kinda shit, man. vegans: accidentally metal.
dalishpariah: we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
why the hell do american cops have one of the biggest arsenals but one of the shortest training times? They might as well hand guns to untrained adul- oh wait they do that too. I’m so fucking tired of guns and so fucking tired of people defending them.
khazarqueen: antimodernfeminism: I made a couple graphs to help show how modern feminism is fucking shit up. As we all know women have exactly 5 privilege. If we don’t stop those evil feminist they will have 9 privilege
thisiselliz: Def Jam: Fight For NY Is that fuckin Danny Trejo? Edit - that is very much Danny Trejo, standing next to what appeard to be Big Pun, and a less fat Busta, and I guess Snoop Dogg fresh off the set of that terrible bones movie? The fuck
having been going back and forth from japan since i was 13 i can confirm that the high school boys there regularly drop cars on each other. in fact, this isn’t even a manga still this is a photograph.
Yeah I don’t know why it takes that long ass pause, I don’t fucking get it, I’m mashing the fuck out of the controller trying to speed it up, while Simon is taking his sweet time staring at the castle. just fucking go and kill dracula
Killin Zombies, gettin’ money. eyeball in the background creeping me right the fuck out doing it’s peeping tom thing. You know what it is.
maribelhearn: Yuu, Nikolai, Jean & Magnolia bravely default 2 i cant stop caming shit goddamn boy got to cop asap shit boy shit.
i just made this cheese garlic bread bullshit i found at the grocery store and i guess the cheese turns into lava when you bake it cause i just bit into it and im pretty sure its filled with pieces of the sun fuck
barrekelly: gaymzee: psychosomatica: ostolero: the other one didnt have jpeg artifacts you fat nasty trash No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it. THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all
ponett: almost-canon: oh my god when i look at this the first thing that comes to mind is that part in star wars where luke cuts open the thing and sleeps inside of it to stay warm. but with a furby
cuteplaguerat:harry potter books as clickbait articlesCrazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible SecretHow Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your MindUh-Oh! Here’s One
officialfrenchtoast: holy fucking shit
c0untrymusicjesus: katie-and-her-fandoms: wow guys Guardians of the Galaxy looks great SHIT I REMEMBER THIS
cockless: gaytiers: spookydeterminederen: fiveminutemeal: Shingeki no Kyojin - Eren Cosplay By: MINE World Cosplay ID: kkqwe17 Location: S. Korea mother of fuck he’s back on my dash HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DOLL if i was a titan i’d let him
xeroxxcii: mintyprincess: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE OH WHAT THE SHIT
rivaiillee: maid-en-china: I made a Titan parody of the Shingeki parody of Shinhwa’s dance video because Titans also want some of ~This Love~ ;D and if you look to the left you will see the snk fandom coping with hiatus
junjoupureporn: Sly Blue and Aoba get fingerfucked, on their knees and asses high in the air. Based on this.
at this point i don’t think people are complaining at the animation as much as they are just laughing or crying hysterically over it.
yakuza-trash: elisarg: Last part of my Vitri doujinshi!! :D (it’s a short extra that I added since I thought there were too few yaoi scenes in this doujinshi ahaha XD) Here, the other parts: 1st part , 2nd part, 3rd part I hope you liked it! ^_^
shibaface: masasei: unspark: Minao drama CD cover Release date: 26 November IM NOT BREAHTING OKAY FUCK I FORGOT TO TRANSLATE THE SUMMARY IN MY EXCITEMENT. JUST. ENJOY THIS. THIS. FUCK. A year has already passed since Aoba and Mink’s reunion.Aoba,
yakuza-trash: I drew this for truejaku during their ass eating crave but never finished it until today… ugh… yuuguugughhh sorry..
human: beurselfhavefun: tibets: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip what the fuck did i just watch did that all happen because of a kiss on the cheek telemundo is amazing HOLY FUCKING SHIT
stop unfollowing me you fucking shit lords.
lust-stag-blog: The pain was indescribable. When it had started, it was bearable, even enjoyable. But this…this was hell. This was the hell where he screamed for mercy, where he screamed for it all to stop.
why am i just now seeing this holy shit holy fucking shit mmmm helllll fuckinggggg yeahhhhhhhhh. u had me at fucking spitroasting mm yeah spoil my little princess hell yeahhhhhhhhh. i’m so envious of anyone who gets to please my precious aobobo.😍😍😍😍sly
hockeylvr42: In case anybody was wondering, Donald Trump just released his first official plan for his presidency on Sunday, 8/15, and HOLY SHIT is it scary To sum up this racist fuckery he calls a plan for office: •He intends to have the Mexican
mechapuppy: worst-url-ever-of-all-time: FUCK PACIFIC RIM I WOULD DISMANTLE EVERY FUCKING JAEGER AND DISMEMBER EVERY FUCKING KAIJU WITH MY GODDAMN BARE HANDS IF THEY WOULD MAKE KELOID INTO A FUCKING MOVIE I STOPPED BREATHING I CAN’T DO THIS HOLY SHIT
Yall need to get this in your life right now. I’m faded as fuck right now off this tequila shit. This shit gets you drunk as fuck.This shit is way smoother than Patrón Silver, and that shit smooth. I’m bout to fall the fuck out.
the-goddamazon: the-paradox-machine: troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN
oneoakdutch: afropenubian: ourmomentsinlove: cleophatracominatya: oldschool-unticorn: iamjacofalltrades: Some GREAT AcroYoga sessions with my gyal Sandy! Tons of fun with this Kween i want to do this thatwhiteshameremu this could be is but I’m
pussy-and-pizzza-x: zevontrejones: telvi1: prada-gy: slobunni: afrikangyal: habuxoxo: let-them-eat-cake21: melaninboy: why are they like this??? 😕😕 Self hate This hurt my soul are their moma black? This is what’s frustrating that
fuckrashida: staggot: suffermuppet: stacylaynematthews: suffermuppet: PLEASE watch this holy SHIT BO BICE oh my fucking GOD I’m having a stroke you guys i had to pause and reblog the moment he said “if it had been the other way around people
kingjaffejoffer: luchadoreofliberty: youre-a-fucking-human-being:Oh man theres a lot going on here the person who made this got rejected on tinder. The selfie on the wall is vertical but she’s holding the phone horizontally. Let’s discuss. Eww
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: flirtyblonde: I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him. who. does. this. Holy fucking shit. THIS is what’s wrong with society right now. How could anyone think this is okay.
Fuck everyone who fucked me over. Everyone who hurt me. Everyone who made this semester SHIT and made me cry and have panic attacks and forced me into therapy. But thank you to all of those who supported me. Who loved me. Who helped me make it through
stormofthunder:this is exactly what would happen if u and ur best friend both had superpowers
coltonhaynesofficial: Got to hang out with my brothers @jacksgap @finnharries today at Facebook UK headquarters HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
fucking christ I’m seriously on the verge of a major breakdown fucking fuckholy fucking shit
morphine-and-cigarettes: Sad black and white blog, I follow back similar Wow. This is literally how my brain seems to work.
UGH HE SHOULD NOT HAVE THE POWER TO AFFECT ME LIKE THIS. It’s not like I want to be made physically sick by an 11 word text post. I was just scrolling through my feed and bam. Suddenly I feel like puking. Ugh. It so sucks… I hate this whole
zeroyalviking: emeraaldnymph: human-timelord-metacrisis: glitterist: feahrs: gazeonmy: tommyoliverblogs: hirosashii: micthemicrophone: Damn. WOW FUCK SHIT Wow this just had to this is why i love banksy. i mean do you see this shit this
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
spjcegirls: NEV IS SO FUCKING EXTRA
I'm just really happy with how a blow dryer can make my hair do this crazy shit.
this looks bad
I’m not caught up with Castle and I accidentally just read a spoiler. FUCKING SHIT FUCK BALLS. WHY AM I GETTING PUNISHED THIS WAY. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
Holy fucking shit this psycho dutch woman will babble about the most inane shit, pretending that she knows everything, when in reality she doesn’t know jack lmao.
This is literally the worst thing ever
cheezybiscuits replied to your photo:ThIS LITTLE SHIT TURNED AROUND TO BE PETTED… I dunno if that doge looks seductive or suspicious with that side glance pet me like one of your French girls
mttyshealy: LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK fuck shit dick no hell sex damn
In response to a post I posted earlier, a screenshot of fanmails from a user saying, “I love yogis, when they’re naked” as well as, “You got something wet for me?” Then this guy says this fucking shit. Fuck you. I am not even going to be nice.