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doctwhorewho: GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate OMFG IM CRYING
trashfirefallon: whyisthisreality: whyisthisreality: why The Fuck people pay me to cut or their hair is beyond me. bc like fr man if we’re friends ill do it for free don’t pay me im not a professional. I cut Tyr’s hair while drunk. He gave me
nobodys-problem: lady-sigyn-loki: elasticitymudflap: trickytavros: seerofbuttcheeks: theodorepython: zartlila: #FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet HOW DO LEGS WORK!?! im gonna piss my fucking pants omg [ I CAN’T BREATH]
rosaparking: i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
therealmeahriano: juicestain21: oh fuck it’s either a gif or I’m really high Nah you’re just really high. I’m really drunk right now but it that moving or is it just the alcohol? this just tripped me the fuck out holy balls i know im
youtellemferretface: one year ago trapper died and i cried thinking it was a sign the next year was going to be awful today mulcahy died rip william christopher im crying to hard to see and im getting too drunk to feel
lexintheskywdiamondss: here’s a pic of my ass and tits bc im drunk so fuck it 😎
shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up
I’m drunk texting all of my POTs while at this party womdering who will give me money first it’s like hunger games of POTs and im drunk at a frat and fuck yeah go alcohol
thetimelordwithnoname: shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up i think that’s the whole point.
kiss-this-goodbye: la-anarchy: Shoot me some asks I’m bored as fuck Y'all, do it. Im Drunk and bored👌
Well that was a stream, got drunk, fucked own brother first chance Igot, had another dude joinin for voicework. I mean it was pretty rgeat haha. now I can finally focus on drawing, did I mention I was drunjk, shouldnt have played this drinking game.
benepla: adventure time: (awakes at 2 am to their phone ringing) hello?me: hey adventure timeadventure time: wh–it’s 2 in the morning, are you ok?me: oh, i’m fine…(sips on something)adventure time: are you drunk?me: i was just thinking about
i went to the bar and didn’t fuck anybody but i hugged two dogs so i guess it’s still a win
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