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For real. 100 on the dot guys. So.. New requests for 150 and/or 200?

Yay! Number things!Also, the 6666th follower was not a pornbot afterall xD it was @phietto ! (thought the @ thing was a feature on here now, but i guess not)And thanks to everyone for following me, whether it’s been for a couple of hours or a couple

me and my wife have been having problems recently and she has gone to stay with her mom for a while why we sort things out. It’s just me and my lovely daughter at home. My daughter has no job so I have to give her all her money. She knows I’m stressed

tetraghost: yes, i am for real: i just spent 4 hours developing a real life MASS TAG REPLACER SCRIPT! it’s going to be buggy, but i’ve tested it and it works! nothing terrible has happened to me yet! i hope it works for you too!! (◡‿◡✿)

I apologize in advance for the influx of shit hentai and anime crap.

yesiamspock:#JustShepardThings(◕‿◕✿)*:・ﾟ✧ - cosplay by me [x]Sometimes I like to think I’m funny.

Suppose it’s time for a more time accurate picture of me. Plus, it the only recent picture of myself I actually like.Ta-da!

sub-scorpio:Oh noooooooo don’t read all of my disgusting horny text posts and then use them against me, anything but that

brattynympho: aurora-princessbabe: butterpecanpuertoricaaan: chrissongzzz: LMAOOOO💀😩😭 Blame @brattynympho for sending me this lmaooo. I’m so confused. Foreplay or a fight 😂 He pulled 2 inches of hair. 😂😂😂😂😂 What the

I’m back, posting my old content and creating new content on that website everyone uses (you know, the one that’s ONLY for real FANS of my art). My site is free and you can find me there with the same name as here, but without the DASH.

modern-hedonist: I’m back, posting my old content and creating new content on that website everyone uses (you know, the one that’s ONLY for real FANS of my art). My site is free and you can find me there with the same name as here, but without the

Sometimes I hate going home. I miss cuddling. I’m sleepy, so instead of having it for real I’ll just pretend you’re here wrapped around me. Rubbing my back and kissing my shoulders. shanedog09

Okay, for reals. If you’re under 18 unfollow me right now or I’m blocking every last one of you. I’m sorry but I love my blog. I love my friends blogs and my Daddy’s blog and we would all very much like to keep them. You’ve

Just so everyone knows@slutty-nympho is forever girlfriend/babygirl goals. I’d date the fuck out of her. 😘

Me: *satan dragging me thru death, loss and trying times. Literally trying to make me loss myself*Anyone:No one: Fiancé: I don’t think you can help, maybe we need time apart.Me: ok.. Anyone: No one:Fiancé: Me: who do I turn to?? Fuck.Anyone: No

leauxus: sunflowerchlo: For real though. Write it. Believe it. Be it. Get a journal for it..write it..

eanajakilam: jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle: when youre in a group chat but you’re obviously not part of the group Every group chat I’m in

tracerwidows: actual gif of me waiting for PG to announce bayonetta 3

morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say

jackiebuelahburkhart: i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

cc-videos: itsnicholasfraser: When it’s time to wake up but your bed isn’t having it [Alarm buzzes and is turned off] Bed: Hey buddy, what’s up? Where you going? Person sleeping: Noo, why you do this? Bed: Just lay down for a little man Person:

ginsengmask: as much as I hate buzzfeed and their pitiful version of “journalism”, let it be clear that if they asked me to come work for them I would sell out immediately and forget everything I know about creative writing in favor of getting a

I thought you forgot about me lol

falconhawk9: stitchfeather: nefzenffxiv: modern-hiccup: How my friends see me draw: How I really draw: I’m pretty sure all the art folks out there might appreciate this. I, too, incoherently shout ‘GOH-RILL-UHHHHHHHH’ as I draw. It is my

feministrology: someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok

grumpsaesthetics: ♡ follow for more soft grump aesthetic ♡

I thought you forgot about me lol

fen-harel: asian racism is so fucking trivialized and it’s all bc the whites managed to hide real fucking problems under this facade of a veil called the ‘model minority’.. like how are all of you gonna tell me that asians don’t face racism

floozys: me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

mikemunroez: me playing a choice based game: LET ME BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blackgirlsvevo: sometimes I’m like ‘ME !!’ and other times I’m like ‘meeeeeee’ and other times I’m like ‘….me’ and sometimes I’m just like ‘me’ and all I kno is that none of them mean the same thing

dunfetti: me: *has an extremely diverse music taste* also me: *only listens to the same ten artists*

7bottles: i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

fahbulus: sleep is for the people without internet access

skarchomp: Talented people doing art: lol just trying out some new techniques with this advanced program I downloaded, I think it’ll really help with my use of colors and composition! :) Me doing art:

thepeencuisine: Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds

sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh

mintypsd: Me when my art gets 20 notes:

gatorbiscuits: applying for jobs like

whateverdun: if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my

communistvashoth: dear fuckwads, I’m well aware that “the real world” isn’t gonna cater to my mental illness I’ve actually been living in it as a mentally ill person for quite some time

chessys: s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

memeufacturing: i am so here for friends who randomly start typing and sending paragraphs at me. like it doesnt matter if youre excited about something or if you just wanna talk a lot about a specific thing. im so here for that. its all interesting

tapeduct: My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

inkskinned: me: haha yeah but for real i want to die :) murder meneurotypical friend: you shouldn’t make jokes like that because it’s worrying for people who don’t know that you’re actually okay and you might upset others andme: death is my best

shouldercharge: person: no one’s perfect me:

ofearthandherb: oddishtea: missveils: unclench your teeth I need this texted to me every 15 minutes ☝️❗

talkgentlytome: I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average

skype with me and watch me drink wine until my cramps go away

cruelbby: why dont you guys ever ask me questions. I am inappropriately open and desperate for attention

wyomingsmustache: donaldjareddunn: When someone identifies with their favorite character it can say a lot about them. Whenever someone says “they are so me” believe them. Sometimes liking a favorite character they identify with is the closest thing

I actually want someone to come take nudes of me bc I have lost my ability to take good ones but I just wanna be cute as heckkkkkk

For the MRI technician who fangirled over Supernatural with me...

Just finished 2 more holiday cards :) The only time I can get shit done is when I’m supposed to be in bed at 4:07am and going to die the next day! Gooooo me!

melwantsalokihug replied to your post: quick guys what’s an idea for something to do out… go to a cafe, a museum? idk, go for a nice walk around town. omg this is making me realize how pathetic and lazy I am. okay, so I’m a terrible

kisbys: me Uploadin a bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s good me, the next Day, uploading another bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s

heyaheda: Me: *watching OITNB* Me: … Me: … Me: How long do I have to wait for Ruby Rose?

oppasbubbletea:the real question is why did no one fight me in highschool

ok so I was in Santa Ana today for a softball tournament, and when I got me I’m all like ‘Hey! I wanna see what I missed on tumblr!’ Jesus Christ the people I follow post a lot

dreamycastaway: ikimaru i see your thighhigh!stuck and raise you a shitty pencil sketch (for real though, this was a lot of fun, thanks for the inspiration! I’m a big fan of your work!) ayy thank you! <3 glad you had fun!! 8’)

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