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otemporaetmores: decaheda: tag urself i’m neutral bi
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Do you ever just not even care enough to eat?
stevetogers: I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference
I just got overwhelmingly sad hearing the theme to Bob’s Burgers??? What the fuck??? That’s my favorite show why the fuck did I get sad
rahgot: guys… I just realized that the omnic from the Hero short is more human than most people out there… look at this he’s making the peace sign guys… he could have beat the shit out of those assholes (because he’s made out of metal you know)
mastersord: donotingest: totallynotagentphilcoulson: defenseoftheancients: flat earth and even concave earth are fake, face the truth of pyramid earth You heretic Cuboid Earth or bust you’re both a couple of dumbasses, let me show you the glory
Mrs. Mia Wallace
natewantstobattle-trash-center: xxstardustmikeyxx: thomassandersfandersblog: Rude 🙅 I love everything about this *calming jazzy elevator music plays in background*Thomas: *whistles at girl walking by as he turns* *Music Stops* Girl: “Excuse
the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
WELCOME TO MY REALM
one-time-i-dreamt: this just might be my favorite tweet ever
happicuppa: pardonmewhileipanic: this is Duke Duke tried to go through the cat door the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food Duke is NOT in fact, a cat Duke has shamed his ancestors
aymmichurros: i just dont trust anybody like that
4 eyes
therabbitears: I ♥ you, Bob Belcher.
The Tousled Lioness
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cockyhollows: nerdygirlnoodles: joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly
sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required
c-bassmeow: samsweetmilk: The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy
estrill: Joja has grade A products.
supnikita: me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds
alexandot: tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash
SpongeBob SquarePants
meinewortesindwundershon:damn, Tina!
larimonium: master-haku: My little prince, はく。 🌸 @inkydragons
toteslegitfoxnews: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, UNMUTE THIS!
cheer up buttercup
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jeniakart: A noodle chef
oomshi: when i die bury me in a ball pit at chuck e cheese
Thomas Sanders
chessys: thinking about bagels, who i love
☆ミ
lornagonigall: raattles: hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa DON’T LAUGH AT THE STUBBY BOY
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
afroambrosia: I really love how much her family supports her, despite her awkwardness and weird tendencies. The writers did great in making sure the family didn’t treat her like Meg from Family Guy
bellygangstaboo: Black Cosplay is everything!
mughler: like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
hreshtak: if you’re lgbt reblog w your opinion of peaches in the tags
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
Au
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
dolldust:same
Best Funny
mrhandy: lufioh: EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS @obi-sweets
bluefigs:*gets one minor thing done* o wow. i did good. i need to treat myself to a snack and a 40 minute episode of a tv show and a nap….,..
I'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones
itsalwaysunnyontv: me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about- me:
spookii-mormon-hell-dream: When you get up from a 4 hour depression nap
scarletthedork: Hi I did a couple doodles the other night just to try to get back into the swing of things a bit more. I might clean and color these eventually. Please do not repost or remove the caption.