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#SaveALifeSunday Free Food
artemispanthar: hey, does anyone wanna hear my go-to tofu recipe? So you’ll wanna press the block of tofu for a bit, I usually let it press for an hour or so. I just drain and remove the tofu from the package, wrap it in a paper towel and a dish towel,
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journolist: ‘We’re a Movement Now’: Fast Food Workers Strike in 150 Cities (NBC News) Fast food workers walked off the job nationwide on Thursday, as police arrested dozens who engaged in civil disobedience. Organizers said workers
bayaru:T2 Tea Guide for T2 Food Zine!! What kind of tea is your favorite?
guardians-of-the-food: Salted Caramel Pumpkin Cheesecakes
trixalla: perenolde: boredpanda: Naked Guinea Pig Poses With His Favorite Food is that a nug That’s a nug
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: somepretty-things: vvidget: CHOCOLATE FOOD PORN I can’t overstate how much I love chocolate JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ayellowbirds:jewish-privilege:animatedamerican:sci-fantasy:animatedamerican:jewish-privilege:prismatic-bell:jewish-privilege:gentileproblems:So on Star Trek they have food replicators, where food appears that has for instance always been beef and never
johnnotegbert: icingpacket: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one you have your contenders:
louiswaggadocio: carriehopefletcher: thebobblehat: thefoodispeople: dottewa: a-void-reality: GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. Alright let me help out then: 1) Most
satan-is-not-natural: mrrgh: kawaii-i: by Morticia’s Shop if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one. What does pink taste like, though? All the rest are flavors, even clear specifies its flavor, but
thegembeaststemple: I wanted to do something cute and dumb for gracekraft, who’s been feeling under the weather lately. If Gems can get food poisoning, surely catching colds isn’t too much of a stretch, right? Bonus:
weinerman-tested: sorry for posting this as the LONGEST POST EVER but it just reads better like this hahaha ^^;;;;;
ruki-32: 낙서
iguanamouth: fruit dragons ! click through to see whats what - fun fact the dragonfruit was the First One made but as i had no plans to make the rest of em at the time theres a noticable difference in quality and size a h h ah a
asieybarbie: Dez gets up extra early to cook a morning meal for Toree, just as a small way to show her appreciation! ♥
christycohen: I had the incredible good fortune of working on Steven Universe with all of its wonderful, hilarious, and inspiring artists and voice cast for five years - from “Gem Glow” to “Change Your Mind” (and the beginnings of the movie).Now
darckxlady: — In each of three wonders I’ve made just for you, a ghost eye is lost in plain sight. CORALINE (2009) dir. Henry Selick
Laid in bed all of today from bad food poisoning. It was either try and sleep off the nasty or me running to the bathroom to puke ;w; But it did get me thinking about random Undertail scenarios. I’ve seen a lot of UF and US crossover where Red
sswincestiel: kohwala: doing the dishes then your hand touches a piece of food the caption is like 100000x better than the photos.
forwardstyling: If you like more life hack tips, follow me @forwardstyling.
racethewind10: shiromouse: i saw a post that was like ‘tumblr has become such a garbage site’ and I don’t think they were around for the bird in the chocolate fountain gif that set off a website-wide war sometime around 2012 I need
pavlovscorgi: theinturnetexplorer: Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped is this post secret
krudman: silentcartoon: plagueofgripes: ballad-of-gilgalad: krudman: krudman: Shhhhh, don’t tell your mother~ popop and meemaw candy represent Scott your post just keeps getting better. I was going to draw something remarkably similar
theinturnetexplorer: I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
micdotcom: THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.
generouslydarkhologram: Sorry for the long post :)
tastefullyoffensive: by Platfus Comics
zebcuson: lyrangalia: girlwithakiwi: icecreamsandwichcomics: Maybe the infernal core of the sun will do the trick. @lyrangalia It’s not even that spicy it’s just one jalapeno. If it doesn’t leave your lips tingly what even is the point. There
mashallahsis: barelyfittingin: americadivided: blackcooliequeenreign: I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑 This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭 My guy 💪 This is so cute
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: casibarria: These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol. I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably.
trebled-negrita-princess: candiikismet: asieybarbie: Dez gets up extra early to cook a morning meal for Toree, just as a small way to show her appreciation! ♥ I always live when I see this. So adorable! 😍😍😍❤️ OH MY GODDDD
scenephile: What’s a fuck-ass?
obviousplant: I left some fake in-store coupons at the grocery store
icecreamsandwichcomics: The answer was in your heart the whole time.
spooniediaries: chronicreality: creativeronica: stomach-vs-heart: creativeronica: caih2015: So…. Had this exchange with an ableist today… lmao So, I guess if someone infected this guy with an incurable disease; he could just…use his all-powerful
almond-milk-hotel: theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always
mousathe14: wackd: scienceninjaturtle: The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad Not gonna lie I would read like a kajillion issues of this As would I. Anthony Holden does adorable domestic well. If you’re not following his tumblr already, you should.
cassandrashipsit: hoodjab: refinery29: Watch: This awesome restaurant in Staten Island had the idea to employ grandmothers from all over the world to make its food There’s nothing better than your grandma’s cooking…except maybe a bunch of grandmas’
ziamdynasty: bittyblueeyes: sherlock-hannibal: Which do you prefer? I prefer MasterChef Junior: a wholesome post thank u
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markimoosies: tombstonettromboners: flimflamflummox: lexiconthepeep: supercasey: heartlessspade: skelizardsden: heartlessspade: skelizardsden: heartlessspade: skelizardsden: heartlessspade: skelizardsden: heartlessspade: @skelizardsden Feel
bluemoonygirl: omegaro: tempered-fist: mama-germany: tempered-fist: yoyo-the-goombah: mama-germany: mama-germany: celticpyro: mama-germany: My boyfriends’ family got me a little something, I guess That is one tiny ass phone. and we got a
theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book
kingryan-risenfromtheashes: kaiserneko: webbut: danmeth: Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights This makes me angry. FRUIT PAR LA METRE This is literally the “me, an intellectual” meme
jumpingjacktrash: rainbowbarnacle: buzzfeed: 21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up @vastderp i will be forever grateful to @vastderp for such useful terms as ‘hot dog pliers’ (tongs), ‘food laundry’ (dirty dishes), and ‘ice
asksolarflair: eqad-mod: sanyawaffles: gay-pastel-dragon: scatterdarknessscattersilence: do-i-smell-a-fandom: Source (https://twitter.com/milknmuffins/status/861092198728609793) update: they’re denying her services because of her posting about
fangirltothefullest: feliciakainzandtorishai: thenamelessnarrator: face-puncher: dredsina: doctorwhothefuckisthis: gutsygumshoe: hakuryuusquad: some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking
recoil-operated: bigwordsandsharpedges: celtic-tactical: itsmybrightesthour: dragonlikecats: How I imagine Americans to make food. I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give
russiacore: russiacore: americans are asleep post slavic cats
tookingabout: larebellefleur: They’re not wrong. Yeah, I’m seeing no inaccuracies here.
made-of-more-bees: gallusrostromegalus: ernasd: oh this is a life saver So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into
terefah:observant pregnant jewish woman goes to r/legaladvice because her coworker tricked her into eating treyf, turns out said coworker was posting in the subreddit a week earlier trying to find ways to get her fired for “not fitting into company
theshitfuck-png: Sorry in advance for this mess of a post and my life but anyway I’m more or less being forced to find my own place before October and I’m kinda worried about being able to make end’s meet (or buying food for that matter) until
ruinedchildhood: viktor-loves-yuu: blueelectricangels: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ragedorito: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: floating-head: I made ramen today FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE “BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”
Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest
i really hate doing things for my dad nowadays lmao, today he was whining that he wanted some food from this place we eat out to sometimes but he didn’t want to go to the bank today so i told him i’d pay for the food and he can just give me back
