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#PokéProblems: Ok it’s been a bad night for this Poké Trainer. Was leveling up a Pidgey to a Pidgeotto to trade for a Stantler. In a hurry so not to miss the offer I used a “Lucky Egg” on him but forgot to remove it before trading
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thegreatdyldo: Kylie Griffin color test. Not my kink idea, but that of some friend. Helped out with what I was trying to do. I didn’t do a whole lot of detail since this was mostly just about colors and not a big full blown picture. Also my flesh markers
awesomeshityoucanbuy: Goldfish Egg Yolk SeparatorMaking healthy and savory omelettes is a breeze with help from the goldfish egg yolk separator. This friendly fish loves to gulp up some yummy egg yolks and is always willing to lend a hand fin in the
zombiepenguins: atrauelasil-shirana: zombie-chaser: Who did it better? Samwise did My friend says if there’s a zombie apocalypse, she’s going to carry a cast iron frying pan so that she can “bash heads and fry eggs” Fuck eggs, I’d
Fairy Snail Bondage Uh oh, looks like this fairy has found a slimy friend who’s becomes attached to her. What will happen next?//Like what you see? Support us for more on going art content, events, bonus art erotic story, and uncensored versions:h
fuck-off-becky: When all your friends are really talented artists except you
Happy has found egg friend plushie, which strangely enough doesn’t look anything like an egg! (he seems more interested in the baloon tho)Was originally going to put a cookie there but i decided this would be cuter :U
zenien:I don’t really want anything.Don’t lie. Of course you do. — A friend. WONDER EGG PRIORITY (ワンダーエッグ・プライオリティ)01. The Domain of Children
derinthescarletpescatarian:reverendyoda:derinthescarletpescatarian: friendly-neighborhood-wizard:derinthescarletpescatarian:Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating. go out and
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
genchiart: We just got Cintiqs at our art school! I drew an egg friend on mine.
imaginethebutts: when your friend is going through a tough time and you just want to help them out
misfireofficial: When your online friend wakes up
thefireboundmage: Happy has found egg friend plushie, which strangely enough doesn’t look anything like an egg! (he seems more interested in the baloon tho) Was originally going to put a cookie there but i decided this would be cuter :U Adorbs~!
shnoopuff replied to your post:i’n gunna turn all of these into solas, just sayinOK SO I GOT THIS REPLY THIS MORNING AND SHE WASN’T KIDDING SHE DREW ON THE FUCKING EGGSSO NOW WE HAVE FUCKING SOLAS EGGS IN OUR APARTMENT
dennys: and-down-we-go: So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.” “How many eggs do you want?”“How
dennys:wakey, wakey, eggs n’ bakeyrisey, risey, burgs n’ friesywakey, wakey, salad n’ shakeyup and at ‘em, grand slammin’rise and shine, pancake timemorning glory, coffee pouringsunrise baby, waffles maybe?get up! get up! OJ in the cup!breakfast
elesheva: recently it has come to my attention that you are not all grocery shopping with your friends. you should grocery shop with your friends. it is fun and it counts as socializing and you can all get excited about buying eggs together. thank you
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole loser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
I mean, as a Christian, God & Trump would probably be good friends…
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callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I
egg-noodle: I hope he grows up to be 80% leg Edit: + a friend
foodffs: Allergy Friendly Cream Eggs are the newest recipe from Creativity Corner. These delicious cream filled eggs are dairy, gluten, peanut, soy, and grain free. They’re also paleo friendly. Try them out for Easter fun! Recipe Here.
kingofbeartraps: dennys: and-down-we-go: So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.” “How many eggs do you
This. Is a ‘Reester Egg’. From my very bestest friend at work =3 That is my hand for scale… If i die please know i went super happy! Omnomnomnom! HAPPY EASTER TUMBLR-LAND!!
swordmaiden: Just had some quality time with my good friend Mrs.Egg. I was gifted 6 of these Tenga Eggs as you might have seen it my earlier gift thread, and they are really as good as I remember. They are sold as a one time use, but you can easily turn
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends
egg-soda:been playing around on minecraft with friends latelyedt: since people are askingmods pictured are:biomes o plentymizunos resource pack (biomes o plenty version)better foliageseus renewed shaderdecocraft2fairy lights
thisbriskness replied to your post: my german friend just told me that he heard that… ahahaha I think it’s something that started with dutch decedents(maybe). We used to do this though. A pickle would be hidden on the tree somewhere, and whoever
prettygirlfood: My friend Nikki takes some of the best food shots ever. You guys should really check out her blog! these are amazing. omg.
minimarts: youmeandmaddy: minimarts: i love how in my group of friends whenever eggs are mentioned we all think about the girl from yahoo answers who shoved an egg in her vagina which then boiled and her dad ended up eating it on accident what the
happy easter friends!! I spent my morning throwing up right before searching for eggs, apparently im sick so bye bye all my chocolate I just received
keybladesoras:Favorite Detective Pikachu Easter Eggs
mackenn: jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck bitch salad omfg
megurhythms replied to your post: nucleareggs replied to your photo: more doodles… HOLY CRAP NUCLEAREGGS ON TUMBLR WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN MONICA ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH EGGS I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH EGGS seNPAI WHERE HAVE U BEEN ahAH you need to be
easter velvet and her egg friends
