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I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk when I noticed a huge house party. A few older men were out front and starting to whistle and call me sexy, I wasn’t sure if they were teasing me but I was on 6 months of hormone treat
trainingahotwife: wifedatepics2: Cell phone shot from my wife’s phone on girls night out. She called shortly after because she was too drunk to drive herself. Got the story while driving her home. Just the usual,;drunk , dancing, into the bathroom
Call me back on payday
Perfect time of night for a call
If I had a dollar for every time my man said he’d call and didn’t…I’d be rich. But I’m drunk now so everything is okay.
drink until drunk, call me in the middle of the night, I ask for forgiveness, tell me that you love me and are back to normal!
This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called MidnaAdams, and he wanted me to draw Amethyst from Steven Universe comically drunk.
Hungover Undyne! (Not pictured: Alphys busting a blood vessel). Edited because I fixed a fuck-up. No one will ever know!A less SFW version under the cut… What would she be like as a drunk?
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
acutelesbian:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
acutelesbian: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
alyona11: Ok what if Narvin gets drunk and gets into the fight?
drunk-and-horny:Call me a tease 😇
spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you call a drunk basketball player a slaM DRUNK you know what fuck you i was gonna say tequille o’neal but no you had to blow my punchline out of the water i cant even win a fucking coin flip
primordialscream:drunk bob odenkirk giving a speech be like ‘when we did the thing that we did when we did it and also wow this is huge thanks and ass!!!’
gilliverse: If enough people tell you that you’re drunk, maybe it’s time to sit down… ;)1.08 RICO || 1.10 Marco || 6.08 Point and Shoot
Nothing like ending my day with some immature woman calling my boss a bitch. Yes, like THAT is going to get you anywhere. Seriously, I spend my day emptying dog anal glands. Try harder, next time!
classicmeevs: acutelesbian:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night
beckyshecky: “He also has a perfect ass” “Im gonna go ahead and call your brother to pick you up.” Inktober day 7: “Drunk” Sans isn’t too much of a drinker, but he likes to get almost drunk and people watch. Red drinks just enough
tryingforbabymorgan: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret
fuck-yeah-feminist:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret
My husband’s telling me how one of his fellow soldiers used to be roommates with Sarah Palin’s son and one time when he got drunk, he stole his phone and drunk called Sarah Palin and told her he’d face fuck her and all sorts of vile things. No idea
Drunk call from the bae is so weird, this makes me wish he was here so I can take care of him
My cousin drunk called her mom yesterday and left her a voice mail
virgfaux: cometcrystal: a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would
When I tell my friend what happened the last time I got black out drunk
When I'm drunk and have to kiss all my friends on the cheek
wifedatepics2: Cell phone shot from my wifes phone on girls night out. She called shortly after because she was too drunk to drive herself. Got the story while driving her home. Just the usual,;drunk , dancing, into the bathroom to blow the guy and that
cactuseeds: Me, in 2015: drinking a whole bottle of wine, drunk calling my exMe, in 2018: drinking a whole bottle of wine, drunk calling my senator
tobiasxva: acutelesbian: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night
anarcho-cynicalism: when your racist uncle says something about ferguson this thanksgiving dinner call him a racist. your drunk grandmother? call her a racist. your cop cousin? call him a racist. your romantic partner’s father? call him a racist.
tarotdactylskittles: spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you call a drunk basketball player a slaM DRUNK you know what fuck you i was gonna say tequille o’neal but no you had to blow my punchline out of the water i cant even
I got drunk alone in my room & I miss someone.
I hate drunk calling someone & not remember doing it or what was said the next morning.
Gotta love Drunk Friends
