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Dad that uniform is really small, it will show my clitty.Kevin - thats the idea my son or should I say sissy gurl. You want to be like me dont you?
Dont be like everybody else, be different!
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Dog be like, I like yoo, yoo is mah new fwuend..Cat be like, I enjoy this but imma not let you know that so i act like i dont care.
you-dont-wanna-be-like-me: drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot
amaranthdesires:Not to be like that on main but someone should do something about my chastity kink and hate acceptance towards anal as a substitute to something enjoyable. Push my buttons and call me a good girl although never hesitate to haze me for
amimaj: nicoleartist: tariqah: ICONIC Now that im actually learning how to animatethis op is really blowing me away every second. how on earth,
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
Someone constantly being on their phone after you’ve driven out to see them, has to be one of THE rudest things ever. Like dont be an inconsiderate fuck after I’ve taken the time to drive out to see you.
Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
ok but… now i’m sorta accepting that? I’m getting extreme comfort from being a lot like Mae wtf… I wanna dress like her and stuff… this is strange. and kinda nice? I’ve never had any sort of proper coping mech before…
saltybitch2006: i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet :(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you
orlesiantrash: mistressmorrigan: orlesiantrash: here’s a picture of me doing blood magic but theres no picture there thats right kids i dont do blood magic keep the maker in your hearts and be like me
maxterbate: maxterbate: look at this picture of me smoking thats right kids i dont smoke keep jesus in your hearts and be like me
ganzee: SEND ME SONGS IN MY ASK & ILL LISTEN TO THEM & RATE IT totally not my type | dont really like it | it’s ok | pretty good | i started downloading it 2 seconds into it
1dietcokeinacan:astro-memes88:scorpios / earth signs be like: i can’t tell anyone i felt slightly sad today,,,, that’s much too intimate,,, they don’t need to know me like thatYa tauruses may SAY that but then they walk around all day looking like
dont-give-a-fuck-club:I be like “im trying my best” and then sleep 15 hours a day
razorsharpvaginas: IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU
oozenzyme:Yo! Mercy The moment I’ve finished it something felt wrong :/ so I’ll redraw it as depicted on the loose drawing…..uh (T-T) all that time I lost rendering ! ALWAYS pay attention to your base drawing ….DONT be like me!
ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m
catastrophic-fallen-angel: fandoms-have-the-tardis: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. We need this if we are to becoming hunters I’ve always wanted to know this
me-ssiah: ladytatyana: yungginseng: fish-dinner-connoisseur: poeticallybrown: Omg lmao girls be like “idk” “idk “idk” women be like “i dont know” “i dont know” “i dont know” Lmao ^ 😭😭😭😭 Hmm
Im alone It’s my own doing
I miss having a close guy to send nudes and half nudes too though. 😧
thatonepunkkidd: maxterbate: maxterbate: look at this picture of me smoking thats right kids i dont smoke keep jesus in your hearts and be like me Omfgggggg
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
heartless: some people dont like me but they have never spoken to me, ever they just hear things from other people but what they hear is me being a bitch because i have a reason but they dont know that all they hear is me being a bitch so if you
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
theruleset: This mini couch is not good for my posture, starring me. this gif set always makes my heart flutter
and not to step into the pile of poop that is the comments of that photo but for people saying she overreacted - understand that she (like me) probably gets tons and tons of messages like that everyday and at some point you cant be nice anymore because
sees a photo of a sylveon plush on my dash, belonging to someone that’s showing it off and me being like, immediately spotting that it’s a bootleg
findingnuggets: Korrasami shippers be like.
yipyap: the-artist-of-mischief: paper-mario-wiki: ostolero: PLEASE DON’T VOTE I AM WARNING YOU PSA, save yourself Don’t do it guys. dont be like me
I don’t know quite what to do with myself lately. My depression has always existed, but for the longest time it came in waves and then I’d recover, be okay again, etc. It was a cycle I’d be come used to along with those around me. But,
Can i be miley now or what
leggyboyjohnson: lesjade: homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:Ugghhh I know my summer is over when… *Puts hand on shoulder* I KNOW THE FEELING LIKE “HOW CAN YOU NOT CATCH A FUCKING SOFTBALL YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW BITCH YOU FUCKING FIX YOUR GOD DAMN ELBOW
ofdustandpotions:do u just see characters from fandoms you’re not in and be like “i dont even watch this show but if i did. that one. they’d be my fave”
natawhat: wrotemyown: seriously tho what if steven just ADOPTS all the different gems homeworld sends to try to deal with the situation? and eventually you get one of the diamonds being all “STOP STEALING MY SOLDIERS” and steven’s just like “NO!
drawendo: I’m back! Like for real real back I want to apologize to anyone who has commissioned me the previous time my god darn laptop forced updated while I was recovering and it got rid of almost everything I was working on, I’m going to be back
jeSUS,, someone should make a comic of the vocaloids arguing/talking using their song titles in their sentences if that’s a thing that can be done
ok real talk y’allif any of you r gonna read the rin/saber fic then u are completely free to blab about it to me in my askboxat any point in the fic u wanna be like “damn i gotta talk to dash about this” you row a boat thru ur tears over hear
Blake: implies she’s not leaving menagerie Me: what the FUCK do you mean ur not leav
sienna’s ears were looking real good and fluffy and sculpted for a character that dies like 3 minutes after being revealed, so when are they gonna fix my girl blake’s ears so they dont look like she just cut some black construction paper into triangles
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