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“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
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ElectroBeats makes best glowstick~ owo (I hope you enjoy! I had alot of fun making this! x3 This is the first time I’ve made anything glowy so it took some figuring x3 The last image is a bonus pic because I love the way Electro came out x33)
Relatively sfw? It’s not like you guys don’t see people without shirts on elsewhere. >.> Anyways, I have super sensitive skin. If I don’t do things very carefully I’ll break out in rashes all over it’s the worst. Luckil
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@garr9988 submitted: ((Heya, just wanted to show you I colored a few of your asks for fun! I’ve only got 4 pics so far, but I hope to do more. Hope you like!))
sorimori:if you consume underage nsfw content human/furry/doesnt matter, unfollow me right now. you are not welcome here, i do not want you here, and i do not want you consuming my content.
Why You Should Actually Be Terrified Right Now
It’s weird, being on the other side of wanting. Not, like, wanting wanting. But just wanting. But just the abstraction of it, the idea. Not the actuality. Obviously. I’m not explaining myself at all.
When a name makes you really tense but it’s everywhere what are you even supposed to do its not like you can ask them to not be called that
deepshowerthoughts:If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.
“Steven should’ve gone with Lapis!”“Why didn’t Steven go with Lapis?”“If I were Steven, I’d have gone with Lapis!” I feel like you guys need to rewatch those Stranger Danger PSAs
How come when you fish up a fish pokemon and try to flee it can say “you couldn’t get away”? Why can’t I get away? What’s stopping me? All I need to do is walk away from the water. It’s not like it can come after me,
just-shower-thoughts: If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.
walkingbomb: please respect people’s character preferences (◡︿◡✿)please understand that there will always be people who dislike your fave (◡‿◡✿)please do not get angry at people for having a different opinion to you (◠‿◠✿) please
cumberbatchlives: “They’re not going to help you if they do not like you.” - Joan Clarke (The Imitation Game, 2014).
buttsofjustice: merrilly: children are humans. babies are humans and if you talk about them like theyre just horrific little demonic shit machines then i do not like you #you can not want kids or want to be around kids without fucking talking about
gregxb: They do not like you Barack Obama,Whether on a train, a plane, or llama.They do not like you shooting skeet,They do not like you eating meat.They do not like you drinking beer,or even if you roped a steer.They won’t like you with the monster
not everyone is going to fucken talk to you okay? they got better things to do. Not like you whose fucking wasting time on your vacation on the computer 24/7. kay.
There are many reasons why I do not like you. I don’t hate you, I don’t mind what you do. Just don’t pull me into it, put my name in your situations, and act like I’m going to back you up and let you ruin my reputation in highschool when your
classy-coquette: I’m just really feeling generous tonight ;) I love you all and hope you have a sexy and fun and love-filled night :) (Except those of you who are mean and rude. you guys… i do not like you one bit. grrr)
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
milf-maul:in the tags, tell the person you reblogged it from what you like about them
apolojizzing: officialteacher: apolojizzing: I need to go to the bath room you should have gone during lunch do not
iamchinyere: You call it being fake, I call it being an adult & getting shit done. Yes I will smile in your face, yes I will give you a hug or dap, yes I will make small talk with you & laugh. No I do not like you.
disco-vixens: classy-coquette: I’m just really feeling generous tonight ;) I love you all and hope you have a sexy and fun and love-filled night :) (Except those of you who are mean and rude. you guys… i do not like you one bit. grrr) What a
thebuttqueen: if your girlfriend gives you head and you don’t kiss her after or think it’s gross to kiss her after, you are a sad human being and i do not like you
Pops called and invited me to my aunt’s house and I said yes. Then he added “do me a favor and don’t wear clothes like you wore last night” loool that’s a one way ticket to get me to despise your fucking guts more than I
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
do NOT reblogI really don’t feel happy or safe in my house like 80% of the time. Today while I was sleeping I got woken up to my parents yelling at each other. I won’t really get into the details why but they are always fighting and arguing and today
Do Not Need You
enjoyingtheviews: Do NOT ever cut your hair my pet
eros-addict: Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone, We find it with another. ~Thomas Merton
firm-grip-on-the-neck: Those sheets will not save you princess
sexynfun: itsallprimal: Do not be complacent to think you are finished pleasing me. You will be done when my hands lets you go. ~Primal ^ Now this is how i’d love to be handled. Want her place so bad!
xourdirtyfantasiesx: Sometimes being on top beats any other position👌 ~a (Do not remove text)
amaranthdesires:Might be taking dog walk with nipple clamps and no bra. Who knows. But the look is undeniable 😏 Idk why I do things like these to myself I don’t even enjoy the pain.. yet theres something so nice about it.
If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.
coreyphoenix:tinyglowingtardis:unite4humanity:micdotcom:Watch: You have to see the look on his face when he realizesThis is the face of humanity.I LIKE THIS CAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE “LETS ‘FIX’ THIS DEAF PERSON”IT’S LIKE “LET’S DO A NICE THING
also if you don’t like me as a person, great! i am very aware of people who do not like me on here. this site is filled with many kinds of people and its not possible to like every single user due to different interests or even just because. unfollow
What do you want to see more of? Not likely to act on it as you have to purchase my premium to see anything more but I’m curious and it may influence what deals I put up for Christmas so load up my ask box
