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Now THAT’s what I call “Loading the Dishwasher!”
Come on daddy, empty that dishwasher! LOL
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Elizabeth discoverd she didn’t have cash to pay the guys who installed her new dishwasher. Luckly, a compromise was reached. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
From geek.com’s Geek-Cetera section:Why plastic stays wet when it comes out of the dishwasherBy James Plafke - 02.11.2013 :: 6:15PM EST Out of many scourges that plague the dishwasher — a plastic fork falling down to the bottom and subsequently
treml: If you do a search for “Instax Image manipulation” you will get lots of results from people who did crazy/creative things with Instax pictures. Some buried them in the garden for days, others put them in the dishwasher. But rarely I liked
Dishwashing Fun Heavy Tittie Tuesday
Cash and credit accepted
Looks well-built, too
He’s got a real abrasive sense of humour
Life hacks worth noting
She’s “turning on” the dishwasher before relaxing on the couch.
jerrybear: Mistress Missy at Hatefarm. At least the panel involving washing a lot of sex toys in one’s dishwasher seems accurate. -_-
buff357: “Hey Honey, are the dishes in the dishwasher cl- oh, sorry, I didn’t know you invited my boss over again. Hi Carl, how’s it hang- oh, sorry, um, anyway…Have fun you guys!”
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Counter-planning from the Kitchen: golden dishes.
riptile: QT drinks are great because they’re really cheap and you can keep using the cup forever as long as you don’t melt it in the dishwasher
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If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
blubbiepie: xtelepathx-cerebro: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your
plotsforall: Plot 77: Bond Unbroken Muse A and Muse B grew up in a modest home with feuding parents. For as long as the siblings can remember, their parents have fought over finances, their kid’s education, who forgot to load the dishwasher, everythin
jeansdad: vaspim: sniffling: sunsetsinfastforward: Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust. some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyo
We think we have a mouse in the house. The cats have been staring under the dishwasher for about 45 minutes. Don’t even move when we step over them. (Taken with instagram)
Dishwasher?
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good afternoon. lune really hates the dishwasher
omahamusclecub: mensroom: Life without a dishwasher. Fuck yes
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kandmsexyadventure: Who would have thought that emptying the dishwasher could be so sexy??!! ~M Po
cant-help-cheating:First the bathroom since, then the dishwasher, now the washing machine. It seems like your house’s plumbing is falling apart. Fortunately, your wife knows a great plumber. Keep hoping my wife will do this with a repair guy. I
nakedthoughtfortoday: We’re using the damn dishwasher and that’s the end of it, you hear me?
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spookyloop: xtelepathx-cerebro: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your
cute-overload: Dishwasher has red dot to indicate it’s working, my cat waits…..and waits….and waits, yet it never moves.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com What s it with the red dots!!
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smallpeniswannabecuck: I hate when I forget to start the dishwasher…
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher. When I’ve gone a month without having to clean a single dish, then I’ll let you use the dishwasher. Now count the items I had to put in the dishwasher and report to me for punishment.
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher. When I’ve gone a month without having to clean a single dish, then I’ll let you use the dishwasher. Now count the items I had to put in the dishwasher and report to me for punishment. Caption
Growing up means that you add the dishwashing detergent after the water, to produce less foam. Or you buy a dishwasher.
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I was sick of the kitchens. I’d started working here years ago and still had never managed to make it past the level of dishwasher—the buffet manager had told me I had potential for advancement, but the head cook conspired to keep me away from
evilqueen1969: “Dishwasher?”“No. More like garbage disposal. That’s why it was starved all week.”
halorvic: Found this little guy in the dishwasher
Nice dishwasher
setheverman:the electrician came back to ask how my dishwasher was working, then saw my messy kitchen and said “…or maybe you don’t use it that much” as long as he doesn’t say the same thing about your shower it’s all good
I recognize I’m a bit emotionally fragile right now. But I just called the appliance company to tell them that after a week from the install date, the dishwasher isn’t working. Instead of them telling me to call Lowe’s, and it wasn’t actually
In fucking AUGUST of this year, I bought a new dishwasher. It was a huge purchase and my first big purchase for the house since I moved in in March.It cost around with the installation and extended warrantySo no news after a week from purchasing,
queer-sighted: queer-sighted: my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!” our dishwasher broke over a year ago our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013 the mystery has been solved I just want to add that
smittenkittenmn: thingsthatverbme: smittenkittenmn: Our break room dishwasher can easily take eleven dicks at once. Wait, you can wash dicks in the dishwasher? These are all Vixen Creations silicone dildos - silicone toys can be sanitized and made
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getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. you are not a plate nor can you help me empty the dishes. you are getting my dishwasher hairy.
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hardonthecunt: kellfire: thefemalecuntainer3: trytobegoodforme: Don’t say I don’t spoil you, it’s a nice cardboard box. It is! You had a dishwasher? @kellfire, that’s a silly question. You’re looking at the dishwasher. As well as the