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“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
We can tell your parents that your wife and I are just friends, but you have to find a way to explain to them why she and I sleep together.
chrysalis-army: 3000 FOLLOWER SPECIAL SPECTACULAR FOLLOWER PICTURE! Its been a real nail biter for me the past few months! I have to say I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!! IF I COULD I WOULD KISS YOU AND THROW SPARKLES IN YOUR FACE!!!!! THANK YOU ALL!!!
What will a filthy street rat like you ever be good for? Do humanity a favor and disappear. Oh boy a headcanon younger!levi to match that headcanon younger!erwin with a sad backstory to match welp at least he didn’t end up looking like Kstew&helli
I cant wait for lapis and jasper to return because that’ll mean more fanart of themand in turn more nsfw too of themand more naughty lapis and jasper and importantly lapis :,)
Me,minding my own business scrolling thru tumblr: Oh shit, yeah I had to go look up that thing it’s really important*A dumbass ‘Gimmie ya fackin MANEY’ vine post comes up*my ADHD Gremlin brain having a fucking FIELD DAY apparently : Hehe….wait
I was working on a pic to post before today’s ep but I have to go out and help dad with stuff so it’ll probably be an after ep pic oh well
Working on some skuttz stuff (ask-skuttz updates)It will be a quiet stream. I’ll play music and talk soon, but for now you can play your own music without having to groan and silence my stream! :D
lil-spicypepper: I made a twitter!Follow me @RileyPepperrGonna have to bare with tho guys becus I have no idea how twitter works Still struggling with it but make sure to follow me as I’ll me posting stuff there too
Having to wake up at 7am on a fucking saturday alskdlkjwenjfnshit
Me:*trying to hold my pee so I can wake up and wet tomorrow.. Realizes that I actually have to go super bad* Dad: where you going it’s only 12??.. Me: heh yeah but I’m just really tired so I’m gonna sleep night Me:*calmly goes
bladdershycutiepie: lu-wee-gi: fullbladderlemons: Louder, please.Okay so I didn’t think I would have to post this for the (3rd) time, but…PleasePleasePleaseDo not message me with live holds.Do not message me asking if I have to pee.Do not message
oldbookist:“umm but we have to change his canon characterization to make him more palatable” he’s unpalatable TO YOU. im eating him
elpatrixf: too lazy to sin, someone sin for me please I would however the office needds to be cleaned more today. Plus I have to study my animation books and gesture stuff, so the power of sin and forces of hentai/smut is multiplied by 50 times.
bisubmission: Send me asks!But they have to be asks and not messages/chats because for some reason that stopped working and tumblr support has been non-responsive on the issue.Send me:“would you ever….”“have you ever….”your honest opinion
cleverlyplannedmeal: becoming the type of radical who brushes off all small steps toward a better world as liberal nonsense is a really efficient and fun way to never have to actually do anything
i hate when i invite people over, and they see me light a cigarette in the living room, and then they think they can light a cigarette in the living room and i have to disillusion them. you dont pay no bills here, you better smoke that bitch on the back
i want to stay up all night and play games but i have to go to work and be an adult and do adult things and not cry i don’t want this i want the exact opposite of this
campyvillain:Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
cupcakedinosaur: Having a 24 hour feels fest of “Oh god a series of controlling and emotionally abusive lovers have made me believe that I’m not worthy of friendship and I’m going to be alone forever but I have to be okay with this because that’s
apfelgranate: some proper vagrants’verse things (for a certain definition of proper anyway). you can blame disqueenunderthemountain for like 60% of this because she has glorious ot3 ideas and i have no self control.
unrelated, but still kind of related, not only do my kids get a day off for columbus day, but I have to sit through professional development about a standardized test that my subject doesn’t even get tested on that day!!!!!!!!!!!
I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head is doing is that it’s sliding back to how I felt when I was in high school? the whole you’re hideous/nobody likes you/you’re fucking useless. and I’m sure it’s
ah thank you everyone who replied to my last text post I’m still really, really upset I’m probably going to have to drop the series. but thank you for the kind words.
doubletwoseven: honey-andrevolution: sexpot-titzgerald: sprinklesobourbon: thegestianpoet:seansoo:but why do we have to get married and have childrenwhy can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the
http://amzn.com/w/10S5RN7ELTOPV if u get me smth ill draw you smth but u have to pm me…
Steam now sells Bad Mojo: Redux!! Bad Mojo is one of my favorite classic PC adventure games. You play as a man who turned into a cockroach and you have to navigate an old, run-down dirty apartment building through the walls and whatnot, solving puzzles
I have to get up early tomorrow to go to the dentist
So! Is there an appreciation blog or something for the Blue and Yellow Pearls that reblogs fanart of them or do I have to go hunting down fanart to reblog in the tags?
everyone on that post is like “Pearl would totally beat Finn” but, like, it doesn’t have to be a fight. Why would they even be fighting? I don’t think Pearl would ever willingly fight a human unless they were a threat to the Earth or Steven (which
anusparade: some very important moments from Back to the Moon
gentlemangeek: derinthescarletpescatarian:junnihilation:bgm05: bgm05:wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet i need to correct this: wow classic
gentlemangeek:jessaerys:jessaerys:watching breaking bad and meeting saul for the first time having experienced better call saul through my mutuals’ insanity is truly truly indescribable they really were like remember that funny little cartoon lawyer
boiskull: papanoiz: please bury me in babysitter koujaku tryin to teach bb noiz how to swim pLEA SE
tsubakirindo:Lancelot’s LE/GR from Aichuu’s “1st Anniversary Scout” They’re available from 3rd July to 5th July and from 12th July to 13th July.
so I was invited to a party, but I have no way of getting there and so I am staying home and I will shortly eat my weight in ice cream sandwiches goodbye, friends.
tennants-hair: pros of having unnaturally colored hair no more bad hair days you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway small children being completely fascinated and asking
marcoslefthalf: you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
mybooksnow: thesassylorax: theunithasasoul: amazingavengers: beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket having the insides of your organs shed and come out through
galaxy-lives: nick-avallone: nick-avallone: i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me so i showed my mom the post hahaha this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr
gosh: “Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.” — Peter
coldcanadianwinters:americanphysco:you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you’d win I could take this man
ofdarklands:totallyseiso:totallyseiso:totallyseiso:Dark mode has been stolen from meOpened the app at 1:30amThere’s a new update for the tumblr app that fixes dark mode#I’m sorry but this is such a funny gif #fuck you *un-louis your soix*
You never thought it’d happen to you. When it happened, you didn’t know it happened to you. But you have to realize and accept that It happened. What do you do now? How do you deal with the misunderstandings and the shock and the confusion
am very sad because I have to miss a relay thing I do every year and its super important to me for lots of reasons but thats when darfin asked me on our very first date and last years I was with my favourite people all night long and now I cant go this
it’s official - I’m going back to pole classes and starting driving school
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
thelastdragomir: #I’m not even sure John remembered #’Hey dad can we go to that nice diner tonight ? the one we saw when we arrived ?’ #’No Sammy I have to work you know that #I’ll be back in a week or so #now go watch some TV’ #’But
im sorry but i have to say it it really bothers me when people reblog my art with their own art in the reblog comments, like a lot, and i really try not to let silly things bother me but, i feel like when i draw something it’s my own special thing
//falls downi have to pay a 贄 doctor copay and โ for my student loan this month
when something that you’ve been looking for finally pops up but you have to do nothing but stare at it cause you can’t afford it LOL
hinoneko:I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere. Like, obviously Pokemon is still
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
tfw you waited a month to get either good or bad news about a thing and get GOOD NEWS but now you have to wait even longer until you can tell people LOL
I just wanna eat someone out til they start beg to be denied instead of having to cum again
tyronemarcellviolin:Not interested in a love I have to earn or perform for. I want to be loved as a choice, on purpose, not as a reward
avara-avara:falling asleep to rain is great, but waking up to rain, *chefs kiss* fantastic
i want to change my dA username so badly but you have to buy a premium membership to be able to so nope
ugh, im stuck between wanting to draw pyrruby but also wanting to draw schneesters (also fyi: i do not use that tag as a shipping thing lmao whoops)
thank u to the many nice asks ive received recently…. i cant reply to them all but i have read them and i am very grateful for everyone’s support and understanding. :’)
