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noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
herpmydong: ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train because its the subway fuck you
humorous-blog: herpmydong: ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train because its the subway fuck you ▒
chrisstiger: ormondhsacker: thesadchicken: connoisseurrat: I can’t stop laughing about this stupid meme because the answer is “none pizza” “Black Bread”, not bad! White Tomato? Does that even make sense? Blue Grey Biscuit… hmmm,
sassy-tomatoes: darkurges: brrave: nebleb: THE DESTROYER omfG omfG reblogging because of that omfg THE MINIVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
honpun: birdsbirds: thesmalltimemisfit: Source: Facebook you’re lucky ilu, birds, because you have so many needs and restrictions it’s RIDICULOUS NO AVOCADO NO GARLIC OR ONION NO CELERY NO MUSHROOM NO TOMATO ALSO: NOOOOO CHOCOLATE OR ALCOHOL,
protervus: vanconcastiel: mychemgirl15: ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed
ragingcanadian: a song“hey jude” by the beatles “our names are dean and sam winchester. we’re named after your parents. when i would get sick, you would make me tomato-rice soup, because that’s what your mom made you. and instead of a lullaby,
I’ve been doing a lot better since I moved! Internet should be back this week :D*internal screetching*My birthday is the 14th, my ass is going to be able to have regular streams again. I am regulating the food that is bough so i can’t eat
I sent Krepo a donation on stream today. Left him a nice Christmas message. He said my IRL name on stream because of Paypal though, so I had a mini panic attack alone at work, just sitting there with my face red as a tomato.
>MFW i see my friends going crazy in the chat telling me that “don’t check rotten tomatoes” because the rating for Doctor Strange started to decrease>Then they tell me (because i’m a big fan of Doctor Strange) that i don’t need to worry.
askpredetor: naavscolors: >MFW i see my friends going crazy in the chat telling me that “don’t check rotten tomatoes” because the rating for Doctor Strange started to decrease >Then they tell me (because i’m a big fan of Doctor Strange)
alexanderhammyton: - James Madison “accidentally” buys prostitutes for foreign ambassadors - Jefferson eating a tomato like an apple at a dinner and everyone rushing off to find a doctor because Americans thought tomatoes were poisonous - Washington
caseyanthonyofficial: I’d be the worst food critic because I would just try someones food they made and be like ew this has tomatoes in it 0/10 this sucks.
ghostbellies: commission for the awesome Sweer-Tomato! Lod'ti and Sam! kickin’ back, tossing some burgs…you know…what you always do on a slow Thursday evening! this one was fun because GOO. I LOVE GOO! Sweer! thank you so much for your support!
unnaturalequilibrium:A part of me wonders if the people who watched this movie and thought “mmm what lovely friends” have any eyes in their heads. Because honestly…I know the movie is a bit of an awkward coward when it comes to how
bombing: dantheman2033: bombing: if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on
riendonut: I saw the word “tomato” in Spectorumato’s name. I took it too far because I’m hungry.HAPPY BIRFDAY DOODER!
diontaestumblerofidontknow: herpmydong: ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train because its the subway fuck you oshoshkun
etica:🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt
ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train because its the subway
malacandrax: 11/30 dailies Aizawa: ‘People are staring’ Yamada: ‘Its because you’re so cute, Shōta!’ Prompt: young erasermic being blushy dorks for a prompt thing? Yasssss I live for these guys, tomato blush aizawa is totally one of
cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
eliaspsuedo: Whenever there’s a sad little Tomato, a Yuzu will always be there for him.Because they’re so sweet together.
textingninjasofkonoha: Because Salad jokes never get old. I’m coping with the loss of Naruto chapters. Based on this post: http://sourwolf-sam.tumblr.com/post/101976744460/salada-tomato-uchiha-you-were-named-after-your
sasusaku-confessions: “I am glad Sakura never stopped loving Sasuke. Because of her, Sasuke was able to receive the love he lost twice and have a family. I am very happy for him. <3″-submitted by @sasuke-n-tomatoes
aryll: oh god it’s finally finished ahahaah ha ha for all you desperate otouto lovers out there (and corrin/kamui lovers, because she is a beautiful angel) PS: you can buy art of this at my store ★
I made a thing
ambrlondon: curlyhaired-guardgirl: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train Because it’s a subway. That comment was perfect^.
freakingfantasticfandoms: herpmydong: ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train because its the subway fuck you “Hello, nice to-ma(e)t(y)o(u)”
kate-loves-kale: My lunch ft. one of my plant babies 🌱🌱🌱 Orzo with pesto, burst cherry tomatoes, arugula, soy chorizo, and a handful of chopped avocado (because why not). This was really easy and super satisfying 👅☺️
mychemgirl15: ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they
algorithms: sustainability as a concept done on an individual basis shouldn’t be framed as planet saving because it’s. not. you can’t save the earth by planting your own tomatoes, because the destruction of the earth is due to corporations what
tomato-hombre: ugh-vengers: If Tumblr was a sky, this is what it would look like. *cries because under-appreciated fandoms*
jizzlaqueefa: bombing: dantheman2033: bombing: if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any
rahilugh: why do white people gotta be so offended all the time u be like ‘i dont like tomato soup’ bitches be cryin because their uncles girlfriend is a tomato farmer u be like ‘u are ugly bitch wtf’ white people be crying getting snot all over
