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I’ve got friends who still have white boyfriends and they tell me all the time how much they suck in bed but she stays with him because he has a nice car your not living really unless you have a big black cock at home

I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight

Well i looked online and checked a few separate quizzes and tests, turns out i’m pretty damn likely to have severe BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) which may explain why yesterday i loved this person and today i want them to die a painful death

imaseawitch: gaycism: bummass: Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and

politicalsexkitten: Look, you can have faves who are problematic cause it’s almost impossible for someone to not be problematic because humans make mistakes all the time, but if they continue to fuck up and show blatant disrespect to a group of people

bechdels: lovlae: hailth0r: lovlae: why are boys so loud why do they have to yell and push each other around in the hallways all the time shhhhhhhhh ssshhhhhhh shhh it’s alright calm down Because it’s how we both demonstrate that we’re dangerous

fatfreefiddlefaddle: gaycism: bummass: Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting

the worst part of that video is that they are basically saying bisexuals are unfaithful and have no self control. because of course if you like dick as much as you like vagina YOU’RE GOING TO BE CRAVING IT ALL THE TIME. forget love, because wow

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

tonysboypussy: if i wasn’t in the middle of roleplaying i’d take the time to make a whole huge ass fucking post about the feels this gives me because i see that shit everywhere nowadays and people EAT that shit up. and also because godDAMN this gives

The SNK fandom is so good to me with the amount of trans* interpretations and fanwork GOSH. I just wish the Hobbit fandom had half as much (even though we should take the time to thank Tag, because they’re great and have done some wonderful art

apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards

kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and

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and I already didn’t like the neighbors above us because their bedroom was directly above mine and they were just, like, constantly having incredibly loud sex. Just all the time and the floors didn’t really muffle the sound very much.So then after

I like how Pearl could, like, canonically do that cartoon thing where hearts float up out of their head when they’re in love, with her gem projection ability. She unintentionally projects things all the time so I could totally see that happening at

thecityofpaper: do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

snorlaxatives:can i just give a special shoutout to all the fedex, UPS, and mail delivery people because they work hard as fuck especially this time of year like my family had a combined total of like 30 different packages in the past few weeks and the

findwhatyouare: underture: Adults are terribly confused, messed up people. That’s because they forget , really, that they don’t have to pretend all the time. I think about this a lot…

twotontwentyone: apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show

heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like

weaselwoman: rebelliousbieber: my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience I love this age stage. They cling like velcro. I call it the Fussies because they fuss all the time for food and have no patience.

Spoil the ending of your favorite movie with no context.

imaginarydorkemon: claracivry: “Excuse me. They say you can imitate anybody. Even their voice.Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know— look like everyone else?” “Because we shouldn’t have to.” THIS was the mystique I loved.

chellzaintshit: laybaby143: trublulotus: understand that telling women how they should dress or behave in order to be “respected” is EXACTLY LIKE white people trying to tell black people and other POC what is and is not offensive. you do not get

prettyandmean: imageof1love: Guys really love doing their ladies’ hair… They just don’t want you to know it because you’ll have them do it all the time. And work is, actually involved in doing it. Wheeeeeew! How he washing her hair tho lol

dwaynewaynejr: yungbuckbabyface: leona-rosa: maybe-itdoesntmatterr: kelseyisswell: imageof1love: Guys really love doing their ladies’ hair… They just don’t want you to know it because you’ll have them do it all the time. And work is, actually

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

avengethewholockians: housewifeswag: spacemuffinz: chibichan88: kawalie: comicbooksexlife: I’ve been waiting for this post all my life the disclaimer though reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time… have you ever

dudewheresmypie:ssjdebusk: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST FOR FUCKING ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE I CANT EVEN TYPE RN THIS IS TAKING SO MUCH TIME BECAUSE FUCKING THISSSS ^^^^ seriously if you haven’t seen Route 666 in a while go check it out, everything

dudewheresmypie:ssjdebusk: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST FOR FUCKING ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE I CANT EVEN TYPE RN THIS IS TAKING SO MUCH TIME BECAUSE FUCKING THISSSS ^^^^ seriously if you haven’t seen Route 666 in a while go check it out, everything

demonskin:Sometimes I just have days where I really, really need to be reassured that people still like or want me or want to be around me and I feel bad because I can’t communicate this need to people but I know they can’t possibly instinctively

gluten-free-pussy: kortopis: bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful Just @ me next time

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

imaseawitch: gaycism: bummass: Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and

lovlae: hailth0r: lovlae: why are boys so loud why do they have to yell and push each other around in the hallways all the time shhhhhhhhh ssshhhhhhh shhh it’s alright calm down Because it’s how we both demonstrate that we’re dangerous enough

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

imaseawitch: gaycism: bummass: Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

OHHH the joys of being single: sketchy guys, being alone all the time, girls being mad at you because you said hello to someone they wish would wifey them and weirdos only wanting to "sext" because they have nothing interesting to say.

depressionista:a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards

apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

mutualize: . As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways, but if anyone wants proof that they were legit and people actually won, go here. The reason I am able to do this giveaway, is because I have earned a ton of paypal money by using something called

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards

depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?

apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards

do you guys ever sometimes sit around and then suddenly remember all the empty promises people have made you that they never kept or things that they said they were going do and share but never did and then get really sad/upset about it because you were

Marry that person who’s never gonna start with only one finger, because you’re gonna be so horny around them all the time that’ll have a lot of space to fill. Also they’ll know that they can put in as much as they want.

apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards

cassandraooc: cassandraooc: Hey Guys! It’s that time again! (And yes I totally just reused most of the old one because I have other stuff I want to work on too >> <<) This time I’m only doing the 3 prizes, but they’re all 1-2 characters

libertarirynn: jameshoppy: Oh…i never got this until now. I legitimately don’t know if it’s because they’re gay or because they’re ugly or because they’re supposed to be having sex all the time because it’s their honeymoon or because they’re

caaein: I originally planned to draw this for you before you head off to the cruise but I guess too late heehe Hope you have a good time ther :D I’m kinda jealous because I have exams in two weeks Anyways I reallly love all your drawings they

what if instead of negitoro i just drew kaito/miku all the time ♥

Seeing people that have been through hell and back and are still so happy & positive all the time inspires the fuck out of me. Because if they can do it, then I know I can. So thank you!

Lol you fuckers who insist on going through EVERY video I’ve uploaded here and reporting it to Tumblr staff to have it removed are going to get my fucking blog deleted. 🙄 I had both of my shibari tutorials removed from here recently because they

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