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The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer … I post this not because I think it’s a good product, because I think it’s rather moronic, but because the comments posted in the customer reviews are FUCKING HILARIOUS (click pic to be teleported to that page)

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

ghirahim: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously #i’m never gonna be able to look at one of these without laughing #because fisk is the banana daddy im gonna throw up im laughing so hard fuck

mrpunchinello: nogoodturkey: little-assassin requested hannibal and i am so glad because i’ve been wanting to draw this comic for a while and it’s because of that fucking banana post I sat here laughing for four fucking minutes straight holding

the-fox-says-fuck-you: bambi-sass: Booty Contest entry from queen-of-booty - like and reblog to help them win! This girl is the peanut butter to my jelly, the monkey to my banana, and most importantly, the ass to my tits. Reblog my best friend because

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

guardian-corps: “I’m disappointed. He did crash, but the reason for the crash wasn’t because of the bananas it was because he drives like a fucking idiot…”

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

gym opens in an hour. damn friday hours. so i am taking my sweet time eating my scrambled fruit and eggs. usually just egg, celery, apple, and spices, i added banana and kale because i wanted a banana and the kale is limp and is not very good in salads

and now having banana, bacon, and peanut butter oatmeal, because fuck yeah, i’m good!

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of a tie fuck you donkey kong

snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors

srawr: I’m no artist, but I drew banana Ursula because it’s 2:30 am and I fucking wanted to. Her tentacles, hair, and jewelry are all bananas. Sorry I can’t actually draw bananas well. :( NO SHHHHH SHE’S BEAUTIFUL

spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

the-fox-says-fuck-you: bambi-sass: Booty Contest entry from queen-of-booty - like and reblog to help them win! This girl is the peanut butter to my jelly, the monkey to my banana, and most importantly, the ass to my tits. Reblog my best friend because

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

meladoodle: sammys-life: meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

nogoodturkey: little-assassin requested hannibal and i am so glad because i’ve been wanting to draw this comic for a while and it’s because of that fucking banana post

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’ LOL

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

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