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unexplained-events: It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go. Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. Well…&
FLASHLIGHT SHIPPING INCOMING TAKE COVER!!!! Hehe, just kidding… they do have their up’s and down’s though. ^.^ This was requested by Powerfluff over at Deviant Art.
reajeasa: pea-green: the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their
unexplained-events: It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go. Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them.
lnnea: ricesandaloo: lnnea: My mum uses a picture of me as her bookmark you’re like fucking 12 gtfo of tumblr son I don’t know if you know this but parents sometimes take pictures of their kids when their young and keep them and so when they’re
deansthomass: when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to
broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
dogsaremypatronus: I think there’s a big difference between loving an animal that is under your care, and loving the idea of having one. So many people I see love the idea of a pet. They love the pictures of their smiles and they love the videos
lazycatcorner: Spider-Man: The truth is…[takes off mask] I am Spider-Man. The rest of NYC trying to support their son Peter and his dreams even though they know he’s a dumb kid that doesn’t hide his backpacks very well:
lemonyandbeatrice: from this day forward [image: five gifs from elementary overlayed with white text from traditional wedding vows. gifs 2-4 have two parts.1. Joan reaches out to take the ring box Sherlock has extended to her: to have and to hold2. part
raiseitupmymastersarse: if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding World on September 1st and I will take them and
zanabism: Pray for the kids taking a stand with Colin Kaepernick’s and sitting down during the anthem because they are literally being threatened for their life. Idk what to say some of them are 10,11, 12 and I’m reading death threats under their
take my revolution 🌹
theangelshavethetimeturner: lumos5001: When I’m a parent I won’t take my kids electronics away, I’ll just take the charger so I can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out. slow down
renniesane: lotrlockedwhovian: strawberry-sugar: If you don’t think this was the most adorable thing to ever happen, you’re wrong. Reasons why Gordan Ramsay fantastic: kind and patient with kids who are trying their best, takes no shit from arrogant
howdoievenstuff: buckeyedbarnes: can we just talk about jeremy renner and robert downey jr taking their kids on a trip SHIT ROBERT LOST HIS.
broughttoyoubytheletterq: an-inevitable-truth: broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less
inushiek: Imagine Optimus taking the kids on a camping trip, but a storm hits that threatens to blow their tent away. They all pile up in Optimus’ cab and start telling each other ghost stories as the lightning and thunder begin outside. Optimus listens
xxtc-96xx: Sans figures it takes less effort to just let Frisk do their own thing than to push ‘em off, and he’s a squishy pillow to the little kid. I also like to think back when Frisk first fell underground they weren’t one for talking that much
imthatphangirl: why the heck are parents taking their kids electronic devices away without a reason??? because they “stay up late”? its their problem if they dont get enough sleep. I cant sleep anyways and I feel most horrible at night and they want
curvellas: talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation
leonquwata: shout out to the parents who take their kids to cons and help them with cosplays and even if its not totally their cup of tea they still do it because they want to see their kids happy yall are great
afloweroutofstone:Someone pointed out that Tennessee, which is in the process of banning drag shows anywhere that a child might be present in order to give “confidence to parents that they can take their kids to a public or private show and will not
lovecoralei:lovecoralei:Hot take, but if you see your baby struggle through five hours of homework and then you get pissy because they drag their feet about doing chores? You need to reevaluate. Like I’m not saying kids shouldn’t be taught responsibility
curvellas: real quick tho it’s really important to talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important
farahblack: also it’s a small thing that the cast does but i love how polite the kids are?? they say thank you to their drivers and they thank fabian for paying like in a rp game you don’t need to take the time to do that but i love it
ciggawet: see Rugrats was proof that white people have no control over their kids. they just let them kids run all over the place eating dog food and taking the baby t therapy when he drew on the wall with crayons. You saw how Susie and her peoples never
supamuthafuckinvillain: unexplained-events: It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go. Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field
dajo42:oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no…
shawn-spencer-reid: honestly i love the idea of demigods being “mismatched” with their godly parent and breaking cabin stereotypesa short, fat aphrodite kid with no fashion sense. they don’t think they belong until someone points out how well
marvelatperfection: broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins
rad-loser: “I’m emo in the wrong year!” cries the kid in 2015, ten years too late. With smudged Xs over their eyes, they clutch the 2005 Kerrang calendar close to their chest. “Take me back…” they whimper over and over again, stealing glimpses
lazy-cat-corner: Spider-Man: The truth is…[takes off mask] I am Spider-Man. The rest of NYC trying to support their son Peter and his dreams even though they know he’s a dumb kid that doesn’t hide his backpacks very well: