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shesoserious: im sure all of you know who SHAY UK is right? for some reason i posted a topless pic (which from what ive seen im the only one with it) of her when i first started this blog and since no one knew me then it didnt get no play. now im SURE
I’ve actually tried FFXIV…but I’ve had terrible luck with it both times… First time I played for a couple of hours…then the next day found out my computer died. So had a huge ordeal with that and by the time I had it back up and running my
bosimba: when you make a really stupid text post that you didnt expect anyone to reblog and then it ends up getting a lot of notes and you say why did i ever make that post because your dash is flooded with notifications
aaliyah1979-2001: i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it
So I didnt upload my resume and cover letter in time for the thing I’m going to today, because I didnt have wifi and then I was so freaked out from my medical scare I didnt even think about it. So I’m printing copies and hoping it’ll
221btimelordette: I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
astraldemise:queenaneesrevenge:astraldemise:astraldemise:skyrim is bad because it didnt let me marry that dark elf that i found in a ditch, who then proceeded to take like 8000 gold from me to hire men to send to their deaths, sent me enough letters to
clavid: in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class
starpeace:i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”
camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories
lucifuh: OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK AND I CLICKED SMELL AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING
girlatsunrise: 221spooky: she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it and then threw a motherfucking bomb at it
luxcryingalonewithdoritos: when u reblog an ask thing and get no asks when someone reblogs it from you but didnt send and ask and then they get asks
xfairydrawing: titanjuice: Trying to forget fairy tail didnt have a chapter this week and then something reminds you of it Trying to forget that Natsu is a terrible demon from the books of Zeref and then…
overtherained-bow: karlfranks: fullcabs: fuck I like it when posts like this are actually true Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny” That is so wonderful.
thetallblacknerd: nudiemuse: himteckerjam: FUCKING WHITE LIBERALS. This motherfucker saw a Black man dressed in a brightly colored suit and immediately thought “Pimp”. And then added it to his Human Trafficking board. And I know he didnt make
pinkcookiedimples: pinkcookiedimples: newyorkrhodeisland: sylvestrium: newyorkrhodeisland: Things Bruno Mars consistently does: THAT blacks didnt build america lmao Who….built it then? It was literally built on the bones of natives and on the
ellensenclave: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr at first i thought my lap top was being slow and didnt load the pics but then it all hit me with its beautiful
canonkiller: “Don’t slip on the ice, princess.”“It’s a good thing I have a big, strong royal guard ready to catch me if I do, right?” i meant to draw this pretty much RIGHT after my birds of a feather piece. and then i didnt! i also intended
mememaster: twinpersonalitys: hibiki-ganaha: andrewblushie: thatpunnyguy: andrewblushie: WHat if food didnt exist and we got nourishment from sex„„ Then tumblr would be starving worse then the Irish during the potato famine stOP MAKING MY
aeisla: samiyabeinglegit: clavid: in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in
spaceandbones: I showed this to my friend sitting next to me and he didnt even laugh he just got really quiet and then said “I have seen the Creatures in those machines and it has nothing to do with the gas” and gave No further explination
degradedpig: reversecuckoldonly: A cuckquean is the best kind of wife Pig is just pig. There was a time before it was pig and it “didnt do women” Then it became a pig. At first, pig was just made to watch as Sir fucked another better more worthy
So i was pissed at myself yesterday because i planned a beast workout, but i didnt do all of it. I guess i overestimated myself. My whole back is wonderfully sore. Trx is today, and then it’s break for thanksgiving. I am planning a home body weight
fwips: Grimmjow wip from the other night~ im not happy with it yet but then i didnt style the wig much and it was too hot to do clean makeup wah but yay my husband at last/p>
exitwound:There’s rice that becomes stronger and more beautiful after a day in the fridge and a fry and there’s rice that won’t make it at all
sexualremarks: WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
angryish-hamster: On my parents’ first date, my dad took my mom to the Dole pineapple farm and then to a walnut plantation because they were in hawaii, and my mom wouldn’t eat anything he offered her and he thought she didnt like him but it turned
gluteus-ex-machina: // kicks leg out and slides this under the door at 3 AM with a saucy smile.And then Genji didnt get to finish for 2 hours because Zenyatta wanted to practice and ‘wow isn’t it interesting how unglued people can get over sex how
marapetsrules: not-talking: letshope: Sickest Candle ever. at first i was like:whoa big flame and then i was all like: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA SMALLER FLAMES we bought this for my sister’s 19th and my mum didnt put it in the cake properly and when it opened
meatbicyclevevo: i hope you all had a good night and if you didnt then i hope it gets better and if you think it wont then remember that there are always better days ahead
lucifuh:OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THINGSO I CLICKED IT RIGHTAND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINKAND I CLICKED SMELLAND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK
lucifuh:OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THINGSO I CLICKED IT RIGHT AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK AND I CLICKED SMELL AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK
And then I would be like “Cut, let me do that again, I didnt hit it right that time” lls
when me and j were dating he came back from a trip and had carved me a heart out of a seashell and then months later I broke it just to see if I could
ive finally watched moana and it is very good and I like her voice and pua and the last scene with te fiti, its beautiful
i had to go out today and i didnt bring a sweater cause i thought it was pretty warm out but then it rained and got really cold and i was freezing all day LMAO ughhh just came back home now and bundled up
slavefantasies: Dad took his little bitchboy outdoors to play. It didnt take long before bitchboy stuck his bum up in the air and begged Daddy to mount and breed him there and then… lickwid: on all fours
angryish-hamster:On my parents’ first date, my dad took my mom to the Dole pineapple farm and then to a walnut plantation because they were in hawaii, and my mom wouldn’t eat anything he offered her and he thought she didnt like him but it turned
wrenhavenriver: i’d rather lose with a team that says hello back than win with one that doesn’t
sexually-frustrated-doitsu: have you ever read a smut fic that ended up having a really good plot and destroyed your feelings and youre just like i didnt sign up for this shit all i wanted was my otp to do the butt thing
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
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Someone at work asked what I did today and I said nm, when in reality I’ve been eating jelly beans and editing my porn all day
