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I went to the Magic Castle last night and apparently you aren’t even supposed to take selfies in the restroom. Oops. #sorrynotsorry
PP won’t let up about me fucking her friend “E” (no resistance here!) & apparently today they were sunbakng and giggling about it, and they sent me this pic. Needless to say I’ve been aching all afternoon.
rosalarian:stem-cell:nortonism:The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently
nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at
Emma taking a selfie with Cappuccino’s butt I love selfies ’^‘ This was something I drew and inked in China, based on some of the plants and areas I saw.
stem-cell:nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can
So here’s the look for tonight. I was trying to focus on the eye makeup in the first pic, and it ended up looking a little washed out because apparently using you ex’s hat as a lampshade doesn’t always work well for photographs. Who knew?
topshelfmen: The bear and daddy market has been around for a long time. Ruggedly masculine men often in selfies,phone shots or raw looking shots being the most popular. Apparently the reason is if guys are stripping off to pose for their own phone or
carpe-noctvm: Went to my local coffee place to drink coffee and write (and take selfies apparently whoops) 🤷🏻♀️
nophicastits:tencent: yeah we’re developing faceID AI algorithms to identify people in protests and riotseveryone: jesus that suckstencent: also here’s an AI art generator that can turn your selfies into anime!everyone, apparently: fuck yeah let me
stem-cell: nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men
theweaknessleaving:Tagged by healthytopanga to post 6 selfies. Its become quite apparent I don’t take pictures with clothes on.. I tag nebraskaswole sexyfitarmychick deadlifts-and-derivatives quads-for-the-gods thee-fitness-goddess deadlifts-and-donuts
destroywhiteboys: This is the new trend for selfies. “Duckface” is now out and “nigger mustache” is now in! Apparently kids think it’s cool to pretend that a superior bull nigger’s cock is their “mustache”. Hey, whatever gets the kids
chainsaw-mascara: These are literally all the hall shots I got at ota. Wow. I thought I caught a photo of the He Man, but apparently not? Oops.Ishida is demonicdivagation and the babe next to me in the selfie is demigirljoseph
memimes: 2017 happened and i smonked a buncha w**d (not my fav selfies but i didn’t take lots this year apparently………..) tagged by @fltwoods!
meladoodle: I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!
nickgoesgaga:Haven’t been up this late in awhile. Here’s a selfie. I had to edit it a bunch because I took it with flash and holy mother of god I am apparently one greasy looking mother fucker under a bright light. Lord help me.
iseng-rd:Apparently this selfie looks like all my others and isn’t quality content. Sorry. Nothing new here. According to @hyur. Reblog and like to prove him wrong.
trsmith46: trsmith46: sometimes you just say fuck it & post the damn selfie apparently august 5th is national underwear day so I’m gonna reblog this gem for shits and giggles
trsmith46: trsmith46: trsmith46: sometimes you just say fuck it & post the damn selfie apparently august 5th is national underwear day so I’m gonna reblog this gem for shits and giggles someone asked me to post an underwear selfie, this’ll do
thebombthatkilledprim:There’s a loud party next door, so apparently I thought that meant it was a good time to actually take and post a selfie.
ciarachimera: I haven’t taken a selfie in like a month and half so enjoy my awkward freckle face and my mohawk. also enjoy the tank top action because it’s hot as balls in my house because apparently we have to have the heat turned up to 1,000
projectshowdown: Thank god it’s fall again. I can justify plaid and flannel. Apparently it’s a selfie kind of day…
chineseshell “should I take a selfie for blackout? or is it too late? does it count…”It ends on monday apparently and if you’re black you can do it mixed or not. :pWOO-HOO I’m in
kieraplease: yung-nami: Just a friendly reminder to all of black tumblr, tomorrow is blackout day so get ya bomb pics ready and get ready to show that poppin melanin 💕 apparently it’s blackout day, tag me in your cute/handsome selfies
Slightly obsessed with the things I got in Italy How pretty is this scarf?!
mahouprince: my fave kurokosmilkythighs tagged me in the whole “6 selfies of 2015 (so far)” thing!! but I really should call this “selfies ft me and my left hand” bc apparently I always selfie with my hands ffft (๑⃙⃘⁼̴̀◡ु⁼̴́๑⃙⃘)And
stem-cell:nortonism:The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can
theunexpectedexpected: Because taking selfies at half 12 is acceptable and apparently I have an STD #lol #omg #my #ex #is #such #a #giant #shit #xo #whitegirl #gay #as #fuck #idgaf
Emma sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Sabrina thought you might like a pic of me in this top. I asked if that meant I should take off everything else and I think she got mad. Apparently if she’s not with us, it’s not okay
rosalarian: stem-cell: nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently
snorl4x: i got the D friday night and apparently took a selfie but i don’t actually remember doing so is that is that semen?????
anakedglassofwine: Don’t you hate it when people won’t leave the bathroom so you can have 5 seconds to drop your jeans and take a really bad selfie? Also, the kitty is being ‘sugared’ later today. Apparently this is an alternative to waxing
Sobering up and apparently I took this picture with my bacon, egg and cheese sandwhich earlier while stoned as fuck. Welp. Hi.
Remember that time I went to the Air Force base to hang out with my friends boyfriend to try to set me up with her brother and he wasn’t my type and creeped me out and I ended up with their other friend whose shirt I apparently took bathroom selfies
stem-cell:nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men
hanasaku-shijin replied to your photo:hanasaku-shijin wanted selfies apparently?? YES GOOD VERY GOOD A++++ KSAJDHFJKSF ~ Gun fingers with the little tongue click sound effect ~
nophicastits:tencent: yeah we’re developing faceID AI algorithms to identify people in protests and riotseveryone: jesus that suckstencent: also here’s an AI art generator that can turn your selfies into anime!everyone, apparently: fuck yeah