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Stunned, you asked yourself, “why me? I love her…” But your wife was obviously enjoying the sex … and a lot more aroused … not like other times …

She gets so obsessed with these monsters that she tends to act like one herself. Hanji turned out to be my favorite among the three. My headcanon for Young!Hanji is that everyone was terrified of her and people thought she was insane (maybe a bit

Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good

So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish

Madoka, as we are all aware, is a morning person, so I suspect that she’s always awake before Homura. What Homura doesn’t know is that Madoka has a secret stash of selfies featuring sleeping Homura-chan! I feel like Madoka and Kyouko would

faircommentfuckoff: #Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For

Fantastic thing I heard at the gym today that motivated me like 546378291x:These two teenage guys were doing the cycles in front of the leg machine I was about to do and, thinking that I had my music on cuz my headphones were in, said to each other:‘That

Alright we have a random winner, I will be mean and not say who it is until I post the picture, but oh boy, I’m liking it for a reason.End count of requests was 40. I quickly looked at some of them. God damn, You all that wanted to see my OC have a

heckticket: reminder that I AM A TRADITIONAL ARTIST TO HAHAH….i can DEFINITELY produce clean, precise traditional art? but that is nnnooo what I was feeling tonight. i literally found a beat up scrap of scrapbook paper and I was like “yes, hell fuckin

I’m Coming Soon!My first book is almost finished! Is that not what you thought I meant? I’d like to share a little about me and what brought me to erotica writing, and to Forrest Young. I married early, and divorced early as well. By the time I was

Quite random design. Zoisite. Me new gem OC. Cuz why not, I’ve only got like 12432873987359 of them :’D

Thinking back on SU, now that it’s over, I’m thinking that while I love Pearl a whole heck of a lot and she was my fave for like 99% of the show’s run, I think Rose might actually be my overall favorite character. Her whole situation is just fascinating

unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest

pretentious-git: Type 1: their phone background is of themselves Type 2: their phone background is of their significant other Type 3: their phone background is of themselves and their partner; a couple Type 4: their phone background is of a couple,

I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved

transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous

I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND NOTICED THAT THE NECKLACE D GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY WAS NOT AROUND MY NECK LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, AND I STARTED TO FREAK AND CRY, AND DROVE HALFWAY BACK TO WORK TO LOOK FOR IT. AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD LEFT IT ON THE BATHROOM

I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and hardison live in the same universe and they’re internet friends that have mutually decided that meeting up in meatspace is probably not the best idea.

fleebites: Some of you might have noticed I dropped off the face of the earth for a while. That’s because I was ploughing full steam ahead on this! TRANSMAJICKA is the story of Henrigne, a mage who was born a Warlock, but identifies as a Witch.

duplexide:I recently learned that one of Europe’s top parks “Alton Towers” apparently has this fucked up flesh ride that looks like those Atlantian levels in Tomb Raider. Not only that but it has it’s own themed hotel room…?This is so fucking

….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could run the business? Is this the distant future version of telling a sibling they were adopted? Because this take it to a WHOLE new level

casualdorkpatrol: gaytable: torontonative: everydayisaverage: Seasons according to the North IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY welcome to that day in march IT IS THAT DAY TODAY

momomomma2: momomomma2: trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks

r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this, you had an awesome childhood, and you are awesome. I AM AWESOME. Giant Dragonite woo Back when that episode originally aired in the US (when I was, like, 8) I got into an argument with

Assuming that schedule is accurate (usually is), it looks like “Fusion Crime” is a later episode than it was produced, since it was 4th on that episode list but isn’t on this schedule. Not surprising since that sounds like a significant

wtf-fun-factss: How the movie “Saw” was created - WTF fun facts I feel this is misleading because while the film was written with that idea and budget in mind and a short was produced like that in order to pitch the movie to a studio properly,

I woke up and logged in and tumblr was like “Dude, I don’t know what you did but you got so many messages” and I was like dang, that is a lot of messages, I hope I didn’t piss anyone off but it turns out I didn’t because

My brain is, like, hardwired to think creatively whenever I’m walking to/from somewhere and not otherwise preoccupied. I’m thinking this is because of years of walking to/from school and even though I have not had to do that for over a decade it’s

thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs

bubbleant: vainaspaver: gamefreaksnz: 8-bit blues I was like: “oh, that’s cool” until I realized he’s not playing a harmonica…he’s playing an NES GAME! then I was like “oh, that is AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE” and now, I want it. lol

autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to

neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it

quietlyexhale:Whites: slavery was like 700 years ago. It’s not relevant anymore, stop bringing it up!Whites: Are you really ignoring that the Vikings had dreadlocks in the 11th century??

gayestdisneyprincess: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Is this real

sleepy-bookworm: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was

destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say

hanatsuki89:Can you tell one of my favourite characters ever is Kuroo? (first one is Bokuto, btw) His expressions are funny to draw XDI don’t remember how I came up with this idea, but I can quite picture Kuroo acting like this. And I’m so deep into

undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND

sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that

neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it

gayestdisneyprincess: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Is this real

johnnygats-deactivated20150130: so i was playing tali’s recruitment mission, and when the squad patched kal’reegar into their transmitters thane did this and i was like…wat are you doing, that is not like you. so this happened.

deathwarlock:parakeet:Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogsyou got

sexxxisbeautiful: huffingtonpost: Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help. oh dear god this is like every terrible text a woman has ever received all rolled up

jackviolet: One of the things that is really notable about Moscow and yet not many people outside Russia know about, is how gorgeous the Moscow metro is. These photos? That’s what the metro stations look like. Yeah. They’re called the “People’s

positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and

gayestdisneyprincess: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Is this real

neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it

tonight darfin was like “im not open or good with feelings but I do need you more than you’ll ever know” and thats the sweetest thing he has ever said

last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would

I told my one best friend about my tumblr and onlyfans and what not and she was like what!!!! that is so unexpected of you but go you!!!! and she said she has always been interested in doing something like this but isnt sure and feels not very confident

honestly all I want is someone to take me out someplace where I can wear my heels that double as weapons and like not look ridiculousand like yesterday this dude hit me up that I was talking to for a second on okc monthsssss ago and he was like heyy so

I’m still like really sick from my wisdom teeth extraction, and the funny thing is, its not my mouth that hurts my stomach keeps hurting and there is blood when i go to the bathroom, which at first it was most likely from swallowing bloody saliva

neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it

cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”

chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it was more fucking

how does homura become a fallen angel whAT (or is she a witch???whAT) i saw that concept art post of her in that black and purple outfit that kinda looks like a dark version of madoka’s goddess dress and i was like YO YO thats so neat man omg

my new farmer is named jack and she had a dog named snoochie and her favorite things are girls (but girls are not things. It’s ok she know this.)

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