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unclehistory: September 9, 1776: The Continental Congress changes the Continental Colonies to the United States. There was some debate over the name, with almost every member having their own idea: Leavemealonia — John Adams Not Britain — George
i actually forgot we’re having a hurricane today LMAO
SKELEDONG TIME!Such a shame almost none draws NSFW Paps :”DI know, same ppl, he’s too INNOCENT for that…. and he’s one year younger than me lol but shhhTbh I have no idea how I wanna draw his boots/pants yet
ikimaru: so the stream decided s7 Keith is actually his clone Kevin, and then he became a shitpost lmao here it is since yall wanted me to post it hahah
breadonly: my army is almost ready
I got up to make tea and almost slipped and fell on my back because I made a puddle on the floor
nala1588: 🌴🍹☀️💦 The otp‘s 💕 competitive waifus r the best lmao
segawangcoffee-deactivated20150: “My back almost broke.” - Lee Jonghyun
thatoneomoguy: How come when I actually want to do a hold and I down a liter of water nothing happens but when I drink a small cup of water with a burger at Burger King I get so desperate I almost piss myself driving home? 😂
sewbergamzee: tuucker: when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
klouwnshu: I almost didn’t turn the sound on. I almost missed out on the greatest thing I have witnessed all week.
dement09: lesbiansandthelivingdead:sjw-no-thanks:I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.Such tiny mouthfuls in such big handsthis is the most polite eating ive seen.
Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.
pinkcookiedimples: I almost died today on Twitter
I love how people deliberately misinterpret the fat positive movement as a “it’s totally ok to be unhealthy” movement, when actually it’s almost entirely focused on helping people be healthier, whether that’s healthier in body or in mind. Happier
“You better step up your game, your Majesty. Aayyyyy lmao”
iamthespaceboy: lovetakestimelovetakeswork: neoduskcomics: Pearl Can’t Catch a Break Come watch me on deviantArt. More SU Goodness. I legit almost threw my damn phone… Omg hahahaha
I feel ya man, happens to me almost hourly…. =)
I almost agree with this. I mean… I’m REALLY good at masturbating… most of the time its better than bad sex. I’m talented, I know. ^_^
……………… I almost didn’t post this… because it may be racist… however… its comedic value FAR outweighs that… so…. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
lmao Ya… Ive almost had this exact thought.
This is totally correct. I’d just like to point out though that girls who dress like sluts ARE sluts about 80% of time, but ya… theres 20% who arent. Also anyone who ACTS like a rapist… is almost never one. Rapists are sneaky,
lol Its like they’re almost in pain…
Such a tremendous idea. Who wants to do this. We can use GPS to make it almost exact….
lol I suspect almost all women inner monologues have this tone…
lol This is exactly why I almost never reblog or posts these. Lamesauce. Kudos to whomever made this one though.
This disturbs me so greatly… I almost didn’t blog… I have to let this danger be known though. Im not sure how it happened, because Ive done that before and it didn’t happen to me, but everyone BEWARE….
I feel like they almost have to be American….
…. I feel like… the author of this… doesn’t realize… that that’s steam… and Im almost certain they have no fucking idea how a nuclear power plant works… ahahahhaahah. XD
This is so fuckin’ epic I almost cried.
… no it hasn’t… what are you smoking? Few people make history. Almost everyone needs their history cleared. That doesn’t even make sense…
jamietheignorantamerican: apparently, even meninists have a hard time finding out who is a fake meninist… it’s almost as if they have no idea what satire is…
fuckyourapplejax: twofingerswhiskey: mekmilli:mockingturtles:oh my godBack in colonial days and reading African novels a lot of Africans who first saw Europeans were terrified and almost thought it was an omen or signs of bad fortune to come well they
guh whew almost
thelunahoneybadger: shiroifeather: he’s gay and european!! I think I almost died.
Incandiferous
almost all the anime blogs i follow aren’t up right now and my dash is full of korean men. it’s like 2012 all over again.
clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt
tfw u realize almost everyone u follow’s in their 20’s+. what’s up grandpas.
*sees own reflection* i am a goddess tbh??? a god?????? i am eternal and nothing can stop me????? *almost falls down the stairs a minute later*
whines b/c almost 150 love gems but can’t use them b/c no more room for members.o(-(
there was this loud lightening strike outside and the entire house shook jfc i almost shat myself
lustt-and-luxury: lmao 😩😂👏🏽 “Ate something”?
bishopmyles: fatboystuntz: heaux-ass: when she kissed him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The gif got me dead xD lmao Damn Sheneka, get your coin tho. Y'all know they overcompensate with tongue cause they lack lips right? That’s why them
When you mess up your ankle and get sidelined from battle and have the worst animation in the epic trailer even though it’s almost your birthday
darkerdragon:I swear, Korra loses something at the end of every seasonBook 1: she loses her bendingBook 2: she loses her connection to her past livesBook 3: well, she kinda almost dies, then then can’t walk for a while, and basically she’s out of
diacrit: hanesonly: I almost forgot my briefcase! it contains important lab results
a guy who has a long beard down to his collar bones is like almost always an indie hipster who styles his hair with fancy pomade, has a handlebar moustache, shaves with ‘the art of shaving’, wears patterned button up shirts, a bow tie, skinny
thekdubs: gaelfox: parliamentrook: zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked
nevver: Almost
becuzbacon: seruant: ah yes, its almost halloween. PLEASE
awkwardmyrthe: I’d almost wish for someone to ask me this just so I could give this response
jennicamaee: sam-garong: danielisenvoy: trickytrickyy: Envoy x MPC 500 #6 wow, its almost been a year since I posted this ohmygosh i just wanna jizzzzz all over. good shitt
vthebookworm: I can’t. I almost pissed myself laughing. You can SEE the accent. lol
almost-too-white-to-function: lgbbq: The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….
WoW’s patch note butthurt is almost as good as Tumblr’s (random topic) butthurt.
marcgiela: largecoin: melaninmom: i think this is (almost) better than communismkills being doxxed boost L M F A O
0lympicstupiditygoldmedalist: olympicstupiditygoldmedalist: Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.
coalitionclexa: yo nick you almost knocked your sister out dude
uglynewyork: I appreciate Chief Keef ‘cause in WAR he almost died in the booth to give us a track.
