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mongoliantiger: now this is my kind of anime I almost died laughing. Oh my god. What the actual fuck.

weaselette-regeneration: flaccidphil: 2460onetruepairing: John… was never the same after Sherlock died. that comment omfg what the actual fuck is happening in these gifs

sometipsygnostalgic: logicalman6: I love how Pearl just does not question this i love how pearl actually believed it wasnt amethyst

I do like my freedom I love it actually I don’t know why I do things that may jeopardize it :-( it’s like….OMG shut the fuck up seriously shit for real?! God I hate me dang it all.

ADD/ADHD friends-Do you ever get a random burst of energy to do everything all at once that just dies once you’re actually doing the thing?

acoolguy: bunker-one: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm this is actual murder this man will fucking die the car isn’t real. it’s simply a moving image on an electronic screen. the man is safe from vehicles

enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring

orevet: soyeahso: bugsrightsactivist: Can someone actually explain to me what exactly The Fuck we’re supposed to do like let me just grab my broom and knock down the door of the White House while actual people die when our government gets rid of

ronaldtherapist: IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD I FUCKING DYING

reinerashitaka: martinfuckman: in what dimension is die hard a christmas filmjust because it happens at christmas? I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you

nemo-me-impune-lacessit19: So the rest of you can join me in calling Hughes a fucking bastard for dying.

spoon-party: im actually fucking dying

It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.

sauvamente: cooldadhats: oxtailgravee: pussylightlytoasted: 👀 You will literally, actually die I’m going to try this Your dick gonna fall off the pain and rawness will be unbearable

reinerashitaka: martinfuckman: in what dimension is die hard a christmas filmjust because it happens at christmas? I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you

linzdraws: I imagine Jean would actually be pretty pumped about the idea of grocery shopping because it’s one of those definite signposts of adulthood, like HECK YEAH I can shop for myself with my own money that I earned. But. he’s. really bad at

I want to fucking die so badly right now, but it doesn’t matter nothing actually matters I can scream that into the void all I want, but nothing is going to change. everything is fucking shit.

where to take the signs on a date

angered-tanks: thelegendofkungjew: roboticbat: ok hear me out playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it’s definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies playing tank on the other hand, that’s

whataboutthemenses: sweetestpiglet: youareuglylikeme: curiouskitty: verycunninglinguist: whatlikeitshard: jukeboxgraduate: yerawizardmary: yerawizardmary: Dying right now. I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.

catsandcunts: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK “Until I had to admit that I pooped in the butter" I am fucking dying

bakerstreetbabes: weaselette-regeneration: flaccidphil: 2460onetruepairing: John… was never the same after Sherlock died. that comment omfg what the actual fuck is happening in these gifs rolling on floor…

tooiconic: josemoneyz: llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk: UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time I died

theamazingamericanhero: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: the-dual-trio: nadeane: alli3pie: How Humans Eat Their Food DYING ACTUALLY DYING I CANT BREATHE ‘MURICA *OMNOMNOMNOM* GOD LAST ONE IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE OMFG Proud to be an American—

monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the

on one hand i want to give a fuck but on the other no i really don’t b/c what’s the point life’s an enigma and we’re all gonna die.

i was playing elims and i'be had like 3 ppl ask me out of nowhere if i was a girl what the actual fuck

cause-of-chaos: cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope.

fuckglossier: no one: people born in the 90s: i have to play the sims or i will actually die

doofcas: When I die, spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

coelasquid: roshi-no-tabi: colonel—dog: reinerashitaka: martinfuckman: in what dimension is die hard a christmas filmjust because it happens at christmas? I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you It’s the only Christmas movie that

sailorarcturus: Does everyone remember that part of Kingdom Hearts 2 when we all thought that Goofy had fucking died and Mickey Mouse actually said the words, “They’ll pay for this…!” then threw off his Organization cloak like a stone hard motherfucker

a huge part of me dies inside when I know I'm going to miss a bitchin' concert that's actually coming to my area

micahelcusbert: avatarious: you know an anime’s opening theme is really good when you don’t skip it and actually listen to it every episode #AND THEN THEY FUCKING CHANGE IT

furry-road: one of these days, markiplier’s gonna actually fuckin’ die, and I’m never gonna know. I’m gonna see a hundred fuckin’ posts about how markypoo needed to keep safe from the lung cancer or some shit, and just keep scrollin’ the fuck

What the actual fuck is going on with this finale?? this has been a train wreck since twisty died but god, i thought it couldn’t get any worse

spoon-party: im actually fucking dying

rinlockhart: rinnexface: acoolguy: bunker-one: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm this is actual murder this man will fucking die the car isn’t real. it’s simply a moving image on an electronic screen. the man is safe from vehicles Oh honey, no

myfriendscallmekazzy: reinerashitaka: martinfuckman: in what dimension is die hard a christmas filmjust because it happens at christmas? I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you I WATCH DIE HARD EVERY CHRISTMAS EXCUSE ME

quipwit:manywinged:ghosts are so funny. they’re people who were just like “actually, fuck dying” and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else’s lives. goals tbh.untitled ghost game

spoon-party: im actually fucking dying

spoon-party: im actually fucking dying

Some days I feel capable of actually becoming a decent and functioning human being, then there’s days like today where all I want to do is hide under my blankets and fucking die.

Love fucks you up like an evil angel, You so cool, cool as ice, But playboy you tell fucking lies.

smashinqpumpkins: sethmypet: stumposaurusrex: What the fuck are all these assholes doing? and what the fuck is Mikey NOT doing?! i w i l l s t a b a l l

burgrs: “do people still actually like one direction” YEAH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT

burgrs: “do people still actually like one direction” YEAH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT

spoon-party: im actually fucking dying

AY ALL YALL BITCHES as it turns out, I’m actually a pretty fucking fabulous cook. I only cook two things really, but they’re pretty fucking good. My usual is enchiladas, but I learned how to make artichoke heart noodles and dey iz guud

Quarterlife Crisis

incourage: lohanthony: devon-aoki: legendary “ayye gwen stefani” I CHOKED I’m actually fucking dying omfggg

kenmehlman: worstgimmickholidayurlonhere: officialjeffgoldblum: officialjeffgoldblum: clay aiken is running for congress what the fuck what the actual fuck is going on he won his primary because his opponent died like the day afterwards Clay

spoon-party: im actually fucking dying

lapisofficial: their friendship is already killing me and when peridot returned the favor for steven protecting her i actually fucking died

My parents are just casually drinking a bottle of wine and looking through their wills like estimating when they’re going to die what the actual fuck stop getting drunk and talking about death you fucking weirdos

alyciagaynamcarey: clarkru: IF CLARKE CAN HEAL JASPER FROM A FUCKING SPEAR IN HIS CHEST THAN SHE CAN SAVE HER FROM A FUCKING BULLET WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT HOW THE HELL DID HE SURVIVE LONGER THAN HER EXACTLY

If I nearly passed out from that little segment of Ruby and Sapphire talking through Garnet I have no fucking clue how I’m going to survive actually seeing them again

mega-madridista-4-life: Steven Universe - Cry for Help (Sneak Peek)Steven’s favorite show is disrupted by magical interference.It airs Monday, July 13th at 6/5C on Cartoon Network.

stariousfalls: SHIRO IS HOME 😭😭😭😭

spoon-party: im actually fucking dying

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