surreptitious-stories: captioned-vines: beaconofhaunted: Nvm Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!” [Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes] Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.” (Triumphant music
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