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daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive
gallusrostromegalus: jumpingjacktrash: thischick25: k25ff: the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: molly is the champion of purring i always tell people that it’s an actual problem that we can be watching TV and then someone makes eye contact with
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Phoenix 🦄 🏳️🌈 ✡️
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ravenlania: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move waiter: enjoy your meal me: you too! me: … me: *sleeps until
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sexual-texts: “i owe myself a FAT ass apology for allowing people with cruel intentions continuously take advantage of me just bc i thought they would be different” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
SpongeBob SquarePants
soularmates: wish i was snuggling not struggling
theteddybearsamurai: thepoetspeaks: canimuff:there are 4 planets in retrograde right now plus a full moon and everyone i know is either off the walls horny, disassociating, or more depressed than usual LOL I’m all in 1 right now.
oregaymi: super cool april fools day prank: actually fall in love with me
billprideauxs: pleasestopandrew: tarynel: What’s your fantasy? I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world. reblog for this ultimate
coolcatgroup: lord-kitschener: emilhamil: Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for. This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you She has the ballie
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aurol: one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home
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xin-sui: paulthellamaman: What a gentleman that dog’s tail went on a journey
Ready for a financial glo-up
standard-dingo: abiggaynerd: bobavader: biomerge: facts only Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. Fuck you Fiona was
marvel:the real april fools joke is me still being on this hellsite after 8 years
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keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
kittykik: I hope yall find someone who never gets enough of you.
chillxmami: If your gf/bf/bff needs reassurance on how you feel, just give it to them. We’re humans and go through shit. It’s nice to feel wanted.
hawxr:shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me i love that kinda shit
unconventionalbuthappy: “You’re still the first person I want to tell every story to.” — if only my brain is louder than my heart (23)
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sexual-texts: “I don’t think my friends will ever know how much they mean to me like thank you for making my life worth living, you know who you are” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
tongueturner: (via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao words to remember
thequeerwithabeard: blackdenimjeans: c-n-u: “But their music is so good!!” Omfg Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch
little-scribblers-heart: dj-jazzyjeb: when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in I still love it though
dog-sister: tinybed: dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him i love this story
phantompromise: tycoondashie: 40niyr: fenris-kin: omnicat: sneakymedulla: aboysbestfriendishismother: wait a minute actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out,
glumshoe: glumshoe: succinctlysevered: glumshoe: glumshoe: the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
all smiles here
melaninmedicine: baker-p-i: werethless: micahhangelo: Uh idk who is cuter Bruh. THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!! both of them are toooooooo fucking cute
sexual-texts: “IF YOU HURT MY BESTFRIEND AND YOURE CURRENTLY STILL WITH HER , I WILL RESPECT THE FACT THAT YALL TOGETHER BUT I WILL NOT LIKE YOU FOR SHIT , I REPEATTTT , I WILL NOT LIKE YOUUUUU” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
the-homie-sexual: plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over
sexual-texts: “As cocky as this may sound, I know for a fact I have a big heart. I have crossed oceans for people who wouldn’t cross the street for me. I have loved and cared for people more than they loved or cared for me. Losing me really is a
erdsthenerds: mythologicalmango: marsincharge: Black Panther is the most feminist film of the MCU. Jot that down. #it’s simple math #there is more than one woman with 3+ lines #multiple women had to actually work to memorize their dialogue because
tzikeh: iopele: queerspeculativefiction: heidiblack: pillowswithboners: luchagcaileag: This isn’t because Burger King is nicer in Denmark. It’s the law, and the US is actually the only so-called “developed” country that doesn’t mandate
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
patdfobvines: accurate
maxinesarahart: Today (March 31) is International Transgender Day of Visibility, and I’m sending love to all trans folks today, and always.
peep-toe-shoes: saulof-tarsus: catholic-aviator: mademoisellesarcasme: petermorwood: surprisekitty: wizardmoon: skypig357: giflounge: 1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself. Blessed
Types of Boys #10: Planets
jaydenw: Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!”
aphnxrising: thegirlwhoknits: I can’t sleep because I’m too angry about the Tuskegee Syphilis Study. For 40 years the U.S. Public Health Service ‘studied’ the progression of syphilis (which is an incredibly horrific disease, in case you didn’t
awrfhi:since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke
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sammneiland: bisexual-books: slutc0ven: ryan-on-bass: Source: Orientation Police by Bill Roundy This is cute as fuck and describes pretty accurately how I feel too. This comic is included Anything that Loves edited by Zan Christensen. aside
