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rabdoidal:im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter
kiefbowl:some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums
lvd2:
hexglyphs: my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits
zorri: gruene-teufel: turning-point-albania: nympheminist: how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank This was how Putin annexed Crimea This is how Bernie
cocoabuttabrown: lowkeyglamxo: datrapbando: THIS ENERGY😩 Neeeddddd….one day
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arnika111: do you ever go in a bathroom stall and just like sob but only for five seconds
thisistheoppositeofselfhelp:This is the Opposite of Self Help
mountainqoats: Celia Thaxter’s Garden, Isles of Shoals, Maine (detail), Childe Hassam / Maize Stalk Drinking Blood, The Mountain Goats
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digitaldiscipline: rnyfh: anyway why is archery so fucking sexy shoulders and absolute physical control. next question.
unclefather: Where do they sell these vests
NaturalBornKilla
biff-donderglutes:Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal
loveserum: anyways. When can I start screaming
sunstonewlw: reblog if you:-are a girl who loves girls-are thinking about girls-want to kiss a girl-are a gay girl -think girls are pretty-are a lesbian-are a wuh-luh-wuh (wlw)nobody will ever know which one
bootyscientist2: Niggas:
tortillah: do you ever see someone so attractive that you just
lesbiantasha: for gay girls the definition of a “risky text” is sending literally any kind of compliment or positive message to any girl, anonymously or otherwise
ss18: me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…
ofthemoons: i love dainty chokers. via here
serpentwife: why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails
varchies: nobody:me:
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fairycosmos: i NEED to sit by the SEA and FORGET that i’m ALIVE
dankmemeuniversity:
fuckglossier:lets bring back romanticism im tired of trying to be rational. were all dumb and we all want love
salemwitchtrials: just a girl trying not to rip her skin off
allbeesarelesbians: captin-owl: captin-owl: image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things like my
mszamil:When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday
totallyfubar:I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
fullbodyhug: (my favorite) ways to say i love you you’re really something, aren’t you come here sit next to me? you’re my favorite i was just thinking about you i notice you all the time here, i made this for you this song reminds me of you if you
tattoocircle: Keep reading
hilariousgrindr: tartresponse:I think about this a lot…
mutantapologist: When choosing an outfit you should ask yourself: “do I look like a character in an 80s movie, a fucking idiot or Gay” If you have to say no to all three, your outfit sucks
pokemon trash blog
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frawgs:i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room
sexhaver: avantgardejazz: what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die isn’t that all anyone ever does, really
systemshocker: showerthoughtsofficial: Regardless of your gender you can fuck a Pool noodle great news everyone
svpho: my overwhelming need to be attractive at all times vs the voices of mary oliver and mitski telling me i don’t exist to be consumed, fight
know-your-paradoxes: lesdienne: gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them
evelynbeauregard: due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time
stark-tony: me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun
writhe:imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..
weeknd: “If I love you I have to make you Conscious of the things that you don’t see.” - James Baldwin Ferguson October
reallyreallyreallytrying: let’s get one thing clear. im not here to look at your jpgs. i’m not here to learn your username or understand your opinions. i’m here to read the time stamps of your posts to make sure i’m progressing forwards in time
labias: You can tell how much porn a guy watches by the way he fucks you tbh
A Drop Of Fresh Blood Over A Trophy
ladythink: Does anyone remember getting their first job and being like this doesn’t go w my aesthetic
clownsuggest:“i love you”s are not a limited resource and should be used constantly, at any occasion, all the time!!!!!!!!!!
spainonymous: Johan Deckmann.
faithmp3:mirrors are literally insane lol. like that’s me but it really isn’t.
the moon is reaching for me
D4C
sighinglotus: meren-of-clan-nel-thot: mainmanblackdynamite: mainmanblackdynamite: “He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist White ppl was really mad about this post
amoisthobo: Life comes at you fast
lezzyharpy: glowingforrest: bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from indirect kiss
bakaccha: