storyofagayboy: captioned-vines: Daughter: [chanting and snapping rhythmically] “Can you do a split on a dick?” Mother: [chanting along] “Girl, how you think yo’ mama got thick?” Daughter: [screaming] “WHAT?! Omfg, this is too damn funny
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