simonbellamy: if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
tags: fucking this, jesus christ I hate children, and I sure as hell don't want a parasite living inside me, much less coming out of any orifices, natural or otherwise
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