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Slow-Jam Sunday: Work that pussy niiiice and slow
G'mornin’ fellow perves!
You guys, I’m really drunk and can’t tell what I’m fucking. Does this bitch have wings?
R U PART OF THE MIDNIGHT CHUBBY CHASERS CLUB? So soft. So roly poly. Just want to dive in and scream NOM NOM NOM!
If you stare long enough, it’s almost like a sexy, giant, bug-eyed pink slug is bouncing toward you. Good way to die.
This is the ideal ending to my Saturday night.
But this is the probable ending to my Saturday night.
U LIKE? CLICKY CLICKY.
Uh, you have a little… a little something on your… to the left… no the… all over your face. YOU HAVE SEMEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warningI have an appetite for sex, ‘cause me so horny
Congratulations, Ellen Page! Can’t wait to see the paparazzi photos of her making out with girls!
Ladies, don’t forget to go to the doctor to make sure your breasts are healthy. By doctor I mean me. I’m now accepting patients.
This guy I’m meeting up with tonight told me he likes massages. This is what he means, right?
SQUUUUUISHY!!!!!!
Single ladies, spending your night with your best friend? I know something you can do to make it more “valentinesy”.
Flashback Friday: Remembering a delicious hot dog with dense, doughy buns that I ate last week.
YAAAAAA!!!!!!! IT’S VALENTINE’S DAYYYYY!!!!!
Spending my Valentine’s baking… How ‘bout you?
Holy Mother of God… #gif
Be gentle, it’s my first Valentine’s.
<3 Heart-Shaped Bush <3
What do guys like to get on V-Day? Think my man would like it if I brought home a pretzel?
Be kind to your V on V-Day. Girlfriend’s gonna need some chapstick for those raw lips.
Even big girls need love this Valentine’s. Go offer your cock, do the right thing.
HAPPY VDAY. Wanna come taste what’s in my box?
HAPPY VALENTINES! The best gift of all… oral sex.
Give the gift of Puss Juice this Valentine’s. He’ll love it.
A THICK AND JUICY ASS STEAK ON A THURSDAY NIGHT… SIZZLE.
Meet our hot-as-fuck camgirls: AliceX is waiting for you and your throbbing dick this Valentine’s.
THROWBACK THURSDAYS: Equal Opportunity Fucking. Embrace all races with your genitalia.
THROWBACK THURSDAYS: ORIGINAL SIN
Thick & Juicy Thursdays: Come meet a girl on our site. MizzKitty likes to play with her food before she eats it.
THURSDAY TUSH-DAY. Fuck your girl like a schoolgirl this Valentines. Trust me, it’s what she wants. Forget about roses.
TITAN FORCE FUCK THURSDAY! And the Black God Demetri came down from the Ebony Heavens to plow the lowly white hag on Valentines Eve.
Pre-Valentine’s Pre-Cum
Hey bitches, who needs their ass and pussy cleaned? Check out our new model of the Boyfriend Bidet 2000.
Can anyone confirm or deny?: What if French Canadian pussy tastes like poutine?
Wet Wednesday may be over, but it doesn’t mean our bathtub lezzie sisters are done scissoring.
Wet Wednesday comes to a beautiful end: A relaxing bath with a motivated finger.
WRESTLING WEDNESDAY: Winner pegs loser.
LAP IT UP, LADIES - IT’S HUMPDAY NIGHT!
I’m rippin’ up a Rag Doll - Aerosmith
First Rule of Humpday: The Day Ain’t Over ‘Til You’ve Gone And HUMPED
Who else loves the Olympics? #figureskating #teamolympics
WHOOPSIE WEDNESDAY!
Wednesday Humpday: Don’t need a second guy to DP your girl.
The real reason diamonds are a girls best friend!
Hilarious short on the dreaded ANAL SEX LOVE COUPON. Short by hilarious and sexy comedienne Angela Trimbur
Goodnight!
Lick Up ‘Dem Titties. Make 'Dem Nippies Hard.
HEAVY METAL MASTURBATION MIDNIGHTS
Tyrone Tuesdays: Show The Black Men Some Love, Ladies
The day ain’t over yet… TITTY TUESDAY!!!!
PROFILE SPOTLIGHT (Female).Meet this DTF cutie on our website. Ow ow!
Surprise! You’ve Got Tits! The Titty Tuesday Edition!
Twerk It Tuesdays
Tittyfuck Tuesdays: I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo What’s in the middle? The white stuff
Them boobies like giant sexy Roger Rabbit cartoon eyes.
Hey, you two, I think the guy on the left might’ve died? #demballs
