Blog: FDA Approved Cunt
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original: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/moustacheyoulequestion/32019589728
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE