Blog: FDA Approved Cunt
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original: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/moustacheyoulequestion/31360552518
keepitmoist: evershlong: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh