Blog: FDA Approved Cunt



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original: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/moustacheyoulequestion/155935257671
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: my uncle -is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack