Blog: FDA Approved Cunt
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original: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/moustacheyoulequestion/140943287171
fasterfood: imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and